Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves; phony Marine
Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Edward Clayton Reeves who goes by the name Andy Reeves these days. He was in a conversation with a youngster who was headed to boot camp and told him how he had been a Marine and earned a Navy Cross for capturing Manuel Noriega;
The Navy said “Who?” and the Army said, “Oh, that guy”. He spent four months in the Army Air Defense Artillery and got kicked to the curb as a Private nine years before anyone took custody of Manuel Noriega. The Department of Defense says that no Marines were awarded the Navy Cross for Operation Just Cause.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Cocksucker!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
Being that this assclown is playing dress-up as a phony Marine, request immediate re-attack.
Cleared hot.
According to his Facebook page, this sonovabitch lives in Star City, Arkansas which is about 25 miles from me. There is a retired MCPO Seabee type who also lives there and Rex takes no prisoners. Let the games begin.
Update: We are trying to get our prosecutor to file charges under Arkansas’ new Stolen Valor Act
EXCELLENT!
Cocksucker!
Look at the picture. Don’t all the heroes we know wear their dog tags outside their shirts….?
The dead give away is always that all true warriors wear their dogtags not only with but outside of their civilian clothes……Shhhhh!
And with beads. Gotta have beads.
Plot Twist:
Those are anal beads.
😮
And he’s probably into the Anal Intruder, with patented “Gorilla Fist” action, for that fresh, violated feeling!
Ya mean THIS?
Cool. Everyone knows that the Navy Cross is a unit award.
Good one! Coffee sprayed.
Do they or don’t they pass those out like NDSM’s?
I love how the Charlie shirt looks like a wrinkle bomb. That’s how I remember all of the Generals I ever met in the Corps. They don’t call them fluff and buff flag officers for nothing! And the shoulder rank insignia instead of the collar rank insignia. So everyone can see the star from further away. Dead giveaway of the true warrior.
It looks like a mash-up of awards also. I see the DoD Distinguished Service medal, Army Distinguished Service Medal, Army Soldiers Medal and Army Good Conduct Medal on his rack. It also looks like he has a USAF Overseas Long Tour Ribbon.
CUTE little mishmash monkeyfuck, ain’t it?
Word.
And it appears he is using a flashlight or some shit to look at it in the closet.
I wonder if he wears it out? Maybe just wears it around the house as he applies lotion to himself.
Looks like a substandard discharge to boot.
Extra dirtbag.
Cheap Walmart plastic hangers.
Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves is a wash out, a failure, and a phony.
Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves was so desperate for some self-affirmation that he had to try to make himself look cool to a kid.
Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves may now revel in his Google fame as a fake and a fraud.
Hey!!! Easy does it guys!!! Andy here is helping phony Marines catch up to the phony SEALs!!! We need him!! But, I gotta admit, for a “Gennul” he sure is a piss-poor writer. I bet he’s as dumb advice he looks!!!
I got my Navy Cross on mess duty. Peeled so many potatoes that the chief messman awarded it to me in front of the whole chow hall. Then he made me clean the garbage cans.
I did the 3 months mess duty on the OKIE 3 and was made an ADMIRAL. That is ADMIRAL of the VESSELS (cleaning pots and pans).
Wow! That guy is awesome! He did lots of stuff! Of course every Army dischargee gets general’s stars! and a huge rack of ribbons that miraculously have not one star on any of the ribbons!! Wow!! Exclamation points! Galore!
The thing that pisses me most of all is that nasty dirt bag is impersonating a reservist with his SMCR Service ribbon. I EARNED MINE THE HARD WAY, ASSHOLE!!
Actually what REALLY pisses me off is that this poor kids is being sucked in by this charlatan.
You mean like the bogus LT who ran a gym?
You mean this douche?
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=64858
YEP, that’s him!
Another no-load pus-nuts pisspants washout of a meat-gazing scrotum-sniffer that should have stayed a jackoff cum stain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer on dollar pr0n night at a run down drive in theater.
Sounds like something that belongs in the Wall of Insults®.
Look Down and Control+F Pacer
You forgot “Tittyfuck”
😀 😀
Ah, this guy is no CPO McFaul, Navy Cross, Panama.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_L._McFaul
From reading his chit, the douchebag apparently flunked out of ADA OSUT, got reclassed into another MOS, was sent to AIT at Jackson, then got totally kicked to the curb and was chaptered out within the month after arriving at Jackson; a militarily totally useless non-entity…
I wonder if he could even push a broom, sling a mop or run a floor buffer without totally fucking something up?
Douchebag probably was having trouble doing Police Call in the training barracks parking lot…
I bet he couldn’t even pick dandelions out of a PT field.
The re-classed MOS of 94B he was supposed to be is a Cook.
Just a lowly, lowly Cook.
Did he wash out because he couldn’t make coffee? Always burned the toast? Couldn’t run the water in the sink?
Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves the 4-month wonder is astoundingly high-drag low-speed.
Thanks Claw, You just insulted every one who was a COOK in the military. This dirtbag in 120 days would have only been on KP not cooking.
It is Claw’s job to insult and otherwise defile …
Welcome to TAH Cookie, pull up a stool.
Don’t see as I insulted anybody with the Casey Ryback reference.
Maybe time to check the battery in your BS Detecto-Meter?
BTW, I have a son who is a Retired MS/CSCS(SS).
Claw, I owe you an apology because i surely missed the Casey Ryback comment. That is what we bubblehead stewburners sometimes do is miss the forest for the trees. Please forgive me for my mistake.
Roger.
Apology accepted. However, I refer you to Gibbs’ Rule #6, as most of the TAH back and forth humor can be taken the wrong way by the uninitiated./smile
With that out of the way, Welcome Aboard.
((Over))
Could Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves even sling a mop in a mess hall without setting off a fire alarm?
Probably not… but I’m guessing that Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves could suck down a steaming hot bowl of Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup in 13 seconds flat…
I heard he could down that and at least six juicy bananas behind The Blue Oyster in less than thirty seconds.
I wouldn’t be the fat ass I am today with USMC cooks. Those fuckers spoiled me with those made to order omelets.
I’m going to start claiming a silver star….and neglect to mention its on my GCM…..
This guy hasn’t lost his marbles. He never had them in the first place. I just wished that once, JUST ONCE, some guy would say they worked directly with Casey Ryback.
Wtf? Put Noriega in a cage and sent him to Guantanamo? Lmao!!!
I make a motion for Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™️.
OK API has called for the WOI.
Second?
No Second from me.
Barely worth it with only 120 days of “service”
Save the WOI for a bigger fish.
I second. With this douche spouting total bullshit to a military recruit, that just really really bothers me…
AYE!
Second!
Well conflicting Seconds. 1. A agree with Claw that this 120 wonder is not really worth it however 2. Playing up to young men who are military recruits is just creepy and almost sets off my Pedo alarm. So he gets a nominal cut and paste with not much effort to nail him on all the details. Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Edward Clayton “Andy” “Dandy” Reeves Phony SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for abortion, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare”… Read more »
EOM, target destroyed. That boy is ALL foam and no beer!
Amen…
AA gunner= Cloud Killer 😉
YOU, ANDY REEVES, SUCK!!!!
Sadly this peckerhead likely has reproduced and his kids may have to watch their douche bag dad get hammered. BUT..likely they have seen it before so it may just roll off their backs. CAPT Bones USN (ret)
Maybe someone ought to cut the left side of his nutsack open, shove his right leg into it and kick him up and down several flights of stairs?
I call that fitting retribution for this level of SV douchebagery.
Jesus bro! I’ll remember not to get on your shitlist. I could not have thought that retribution up.
Semper Fi
It seems only fair that if one Marine is awarded a Navy Cross, everyone in that unit should receive one. Maybe the command not only believed in collective punishment, but collective reward. We would not want any jealousy issues impacting unit cohesion.
They should just start handing them out like participation trophies in Little League. Then no one will get his, her, or xer feelings hurt.
I have noticed that these dirtbags always seem to throw in some illegal act perpetrated by either the unit he belonged to or the government. I’m referencing his comment about ‘suits’ and disappearing drugs. They must all be watching the same movies. But what pisses me off is that people believe what he’s saying and then continue to repeat this garbage. Just like the stories that every Vietnam war vet is a drugged out psycho baby killer or, now, every OIF/OEF vet has PTSD and went around killing civilians for fun. Then the looney left grabs a hold of these *ssholes and puts a microphone in front of them…
Remember how the media loved them some Jesse MacBeth. He was their first poster boy for this fake narrative after the one they used in the Viet of the Nam war.
Not just THAT little shit, they’ve fawned over other poser POS’s as well.
I hated wearing my dog tags in garrison, even in the field. (I did wear them for actual deployments, though.)
Anyone wearing effing dog tags when not on AD or at that two weeks of summer training in the reserve components has some kind of fetish. I stopped wearing mine over 40 years ago, except for the 4 years in reserve components and then only at summer camp when riding in military aircraft. If your body is not going to need identifying in wreckage, what’s the point?
I just looped them off of my belt loop and tucked them in the pocket.
Yep. All us “hard chargin’ Marines” have our Navy Crosses. Got mine around here someplace. Keep losing the damn thing, and never know where it’ll turn up. Might have to borrow one from another Marine.
There were TWO Navy Crosses awarded during Operation Just Cause. Both went to Navy SEALs. One was given posthumously.
The way this guy talks about the NC makes the CPOs sacrifice sound cheap.
This fucktard needs to have his ass reamed with a lit blow torch.