James Parker; phony UDT

| January 10, 2018

Someone sent us their research on this James Parker fellow.He claims that the Navy trained him to be a UDT warrior and in amphibious assault. That he battled our nation’s enemies in South America and awards for “operations in Iran” on his “Martial Arts Academy” website;

I can’t find any reference to his award that he claims that the USA Martial Arts Hall of Fame bestowed on him for being a Living Legend, either.

The Navy says that they don’t remember sending him into combat. He spent some time on active duty for training and then off to the Navy Reserves. No record of his National Defense Service Medal or his German Medal of Honor;

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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ChipNASA

Buttfucker, martial arts fake

Mick

‘SiJo Parker – Founder of Bai Kai Kung Fu’

‘Serving in the military was a great honor while serving i was injured a few times (merely flesh wounds)…’

— sigh —

Time for the WOI?

Ex-PH2

No gedunk medal. Horse’s ass.

A Proud Infidel®™

Cocksucker.

Mick

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

Dapandico

A schnitzel could kick his arse.

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s a teacup poodle trying to sound like a Rottweiler.

Dennis - not chevy

I once knew a wannabe who claimed the Medal of Honor (US) until I challenged him. I heard him later claim the Medal of Honor (Republic of China). Why do people believe these phonies?

Atkron

A frigging no load Non-Rate

OldManchu

He would be better off impersonating Bruce Springsteen.

1610desig

One asshole impersonating another…easy enough

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks about as real as my self-awarded Black Belts In Yakimandu, Egg Foo Yung and Chop Suey, he’s all foam and no beer!

Snotcrow

German Medal of Honor… that’s innovative. I mean, the only thing they have is the Bundeswehr Cross of Honour for Valour – and that has never gone to a foreigner.

David

Unless he means he was awarded an American one in Germany…. in which case he looks pretty damn good for a 90 year old. Maybe he is lumping Germany in with those numerous other Asian countries? (In which case his geography skills might be less than expert.)

cc senor

You misunderstood, he got the Budweiser Cross of Honor for Valour. I think it was for action down on Kaiser Strasse.

David

I don’t care who you are….thet air is funny!!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Beer makes one smart. After all it made Bud “Wiser”.

Bill M

Groan!

Reddawg_03

Not exactly correct. It has also been awarded to a California national Guardsman……

The 14 Gold Crosses of Honour for valor in combat on April 2, 2010
Captain Robert McDONOUGH, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Chief Warrant Officer 3 Steven HUSTED, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Chief Warrant Officer 3 Jason LaCROSSE, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Chief Warrant Officer 3 Nelson VISAYA, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Chief Warrant Officer 2 Jason BROWN, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Chief Warrant Officer 2 Sean JOHNSON, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Chief Warrant Officer 2 Eric WELLS, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Staff Sergeant Travis BROWN, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Sergeant William EBEL, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Sergeant Antonio GATTIS, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Sergeant Steven SHUMAKER, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Sergeant Matthew BAKER, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Sergeant Todd MARCHESE, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

Sergeant Gregory MARTINEZ, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

ArmyATC

That’s the one he means. It was created and authorized in 2008 and was awarded to 8 American Soldiers in 2011 for their part in saving the life of a German Corporal. To the best of my knowledge, they are the only foreigners who ever received it. Beyond that, this clown James Parker could never have been so honored because the award came into being long after his short term of service. James Parker is still a lying shitbag.

Perry Gaskill

Parker is being modest. His bio doesn’t mention he is also a 17th degree rainbow belt in Pants-On-Fire Fu…

Martinjmpr

According to the graffiti on the men’s room wall at the rest area on Highway 9, Parker is a Master in the art of Suk Dong.

Hondo

Based on his specious claims, it’s possible he may have a rainbow belt in “Bung” Fu.

Dallas Wittgenfeld’s Bunghole

I’ll challenge that belt exam and DESTROY my competition….YEAH!!! There can only be ONE BUNG!!!!

Combat Historian

James Parker and Frank Dux, the Ultimate Navy-Marine Warrior Combo Twin…KUMITE BABY !!!

The Stranger

We would need to have “Ranger” Burrell and Mike Lang join in so we could have a 4 man, Battle Royale, last man standing cage match. 4 Frauds Enter, No Fraud Leave!

The Stranger

Did I mention that in this scenario, the winner would face Tim Kennedy?

A Proud Infidel®™

If stupid was dirt, he’d have enough to cover at least half of Texas.

Dustoff

Doesn’t every 6 year old kid go to China to study martial arts. BTW would his Dad be “Dr.Quest” and does Dad have a sidekick by the name of “Race Bannon”?

Bill M

If he was about 18 when he was in the Navy (1980), then at about age 6, it would have been 1968 or so. Somehow, I don’t remember Americans in Mainland China being all that numerous (or welcome). I’m thinking there is a healthy load of BS associated with his claim of studying martial arts in China at age 6.

ArmyATC

I’d wager there’s a healthy load of BS in the majority of James Parkers claims.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Merely flesh wounds …
Won many decorations …

LEGIT!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

US Army Soldier did recieve this award!

But not the scmuck above!

Steve1371

It’s amazing the things you learn on here! That most likely never made the evening news in the US.

Guard Bum

Wow Master Chief, thanks for sharing that. I’m with Steve 1371, why do we never see stuff like this on the news. Another humble warrior.

RM3(SS)

Who writes this crap?? “Disarming mines and interaction with hostile submarines” Is that like an intervention? “We’re all here for you mr. hostile submarine, we care about you!”

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

In the 80’s we tracked and stayed above many Soviet submarines.

A few were extremely polite, light hearted and jokingly pleasant to target with nuke tipped ASROC MK-46 torpedoes.

Never got close to a hostile submarine.

Milo Mindbender

It’s long hard and full of semen. He looks to o ow all about those things

Sapper3307

Action in Iran that’s a new one.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

And now for something completely different:

Old Trooper

The Stranger

That clip never gets old!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

UDT was before the Seal Unit started which was in the early 1960’S. He has to be in his 70’S to claim that he was a UDT member. Maybe Parker should have stayed in the fountain pen business with his family. Is he qualified to be in the phony Seal/spec ops races,if he is a phony UDT member, and if so, then “The Race Is On” (George Jones 64 release)Am I using too many commas in the text???

NECCSEBEECPO

Not true, UDT last unit was decommissioned in 1983 UDT 11 team members moved over to SEAL team five. UDT’s conducted the space ship recovery operations in 70’s. I joined in 89 they still had UDT signs and symbols all over, and still listed as SEAL/UDT.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

All this time I thought UDT was replaced by the Seals. I guess I learn something every day. Thanks for the heads up NECCSEBEECPO.

NECCSEBEECPO

Had different mission, they all went through BUD’s, but specialized training after that in the pipe line. UDT maintained the Amphib mission and SEALS did their specialized missions, but all are considered SEALS, because of the BUD’s training.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Is he a Floridian?????? Please say no.

Claw

The familial facial resemblance between this turd and Earl Littman is just too much for me.

I’m out.

Wilted Willy

But does he have the Kung Fo grip? What an asshole! I hope you love your new found internet fame there slick?

Sarge

he’s also got a certificate referring to him as Doctor…doctor of meatgazing?

RM3(SS)

His facebook page is wide open too. One post he said he was “going to send for his military records, wonder what’s in there?”
Well, it’s 2 pieces of paper Dr. dumbass.

ChipNASA

Yeah, now, his FB is locked up and edited.

A Proud Infidel®™

The Force of Dumbshit is strong in him.

Joanna

You people haha… so, this is how you spend your afternoon..

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Yes, and how do you spend yours?

Please do tell.

A Proud Infidel®™

Joanna, you sound as messed up as the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa!

Joanna

Haha.. your stupid

The Stranger

It’s ironic that someone who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” would call someone else stupid.

Joanna

Well, if this was an English class.. then maybe I would care.. but, I don’t.. thanks for the lesson..

The Stranger

Or the dyslexic atheist who didn’t believe in Dog!

NHSparky

IP check on aisle six! Hot deal on sockpuppets!

Green Thumb

Yes.

Absolutely!

Patrick Heavey

Presentation of the Hall of Fame Living Legend Award to James Parker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMN71ChanlI&list=PLLQcMoPcxPNIh6z0MvFKqSs1FJgSmCyDs

Sparks

Living Legend of Bad Hair Dye Job Award.

Patrick Heavey

Great reply. Proof offered, and that’s what you come up with?

The Stranger

We’re more focused on his phony SEAL/UDT claims. We really don’t give a shit about his “mad martial arts skills” except that it provides additional hilarity, especially considering the sheer volume of military phonies exposed on this site who also feel the need to include martial arts expertise as part of their persona. But hey, you do you.

Joseph Williams

The Martial Arts Hall of Fame is where you send 200 to 400 dollars for whatever high rank Black Belt in whatever style you name. To test this some guys had their DOG awarded a Black Belt. Joe

The Stranger

That’s awesome. Did they take a picture of the dog wearing a ghi and the black belt and send it to the “Hall of Fame”? That would make it epic.

The Stranger

Oh, by the way, based on his dates of service in the paperwork above, there really isn’t too much likelihood that he studied in China starting at age 6. This is due to the fact that the US did not recognize the Communist government on the mainland until Nixon. The idea that a little American kid would be running around China in that timeframe is laughable. Also, that video doesn’t address the fact that this jackass lied about being a UDT. Care to a address that?

TF-BA

I find the fact that no one in the background of that video gives a rats ass about his “award” to be especially funny.

Graybeard

So friggin’ what?
I can go out and get a “Hall of Fame Living Legend Award” made and presented to myself, too.

James Parker is not UDT.
James Parker is a proven liar, looser, and phony.

And sockpuppets are really fun to mock.

mr. sharkman

What a Very Special Video.

Someone please get a copy of it.

This phony UDT scumbag needs to be made extra famous, with all of those military service claims combined with the video footage of his pathetic, posing mug.

Which reunion you going to this year, UDT? East coast or west? Please don’t forget to wear your class hell week shirt.

What class were you again?

Graybeard

I think Kung Fu Panda could whup him anytime.

James Parker the phony wanna-be martial artist, never UDT – unless that stands for Ultra-Dense Tird.

The Stranger

Daniel Russo, pre-Miyagi could mop the floor with this guy. He would paint fence up one side and down the other.

https://youtu.be/R37pbIySnjg

Bubblehead706

This guy wasn’t even in the Navy long enough to strike for a rating (job).

1610desig

He was striking for BJ…and the “A” school was any fan room he was kneeling in…

The Stranger

This^^^^

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*COUGH COUGH*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*COUGH COUGH GASP*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bom2motiv

Cut this guy a break. All that anal tearing he got during his 6 long months of service were “merely flesh wounds”

The Stranger

You know, that YouTube video up above has an open comments section….just sayin’.

Skyjumper

A UDT in an amphibious assault?

Maybe he meant to say he was an “IUD” in a golden showers mission.

Geeez guys, give this man a break.

Yup, Facebook page now lock up tighter than the girl next door and shes 84. 😉

Ane he is Master of “Flung Poo”….er, Kung Fu fighting?

You know this had to be coming—–>

The Stranger

I used to play this song on the jukebox in bars late in the evening after everyone was “feeling good”. Interesting to say the least.

Yourstupid

Why yes.. laughing at this stuff bahahaha

The Stranger

It’s “You’re”, you dumb fuck. Go home Parker, you’re drunk!

A Proud Infidel®™

Did you even make it to a third grade level before you dropped out of school to draw welfare?

Keyboard warriors suck dick

You all are dumb as duck trolling someone who didn’t even bother you … All y’all should have been swallowed by your mother’s 😂😂

The Stranger

You mean “dumb as fuck”, right? You really are a fucking idiot, Parker. Try harder next time.

A Proud Infidel®™

Eat shit and howl at the moon while you go guck yourself sideways qith rusty tangled barbed wire wrapped in asbestos soaked in diarrhea and nuclear waste you walking bucked of moldy ratshit!

ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, SOCKPUPPET CLEANUP IN AISLE 13!

The Stranger

Thank you for the assistance, Proud. I think we ran them off.

Graybeard

Dang, it has been so long since we’ve had a sockpuppet to play with!

(((ATTENTION ALL TAH!
ATTENTION ALL TAH!
SOCKPUPPET ALERT ON JAMES PARKER THREAD.
REPEAT: SOCKPUPPET ALERT ON JAMES PARKER THREAD.))

Prepare for action!
::sounds of popcorn popping and beer being opened::

HMCS(FMF) ret

SOCK IN THE WIRE!!!
SOCK IN THE WIRE!!!
HIT THE FOO GAS!!!

The Stranger

Sorry, Senior Chief, the sock puppet chose not to engage. They don’t make em like they used to.

ArmyATC

‘…dumb as duck trolling…”

How does one troll a duck? Do you run to the shoreline and quack maniacally at them? I agree that it is pretty damned dumb. Almost as dumb as James Parker’s phony bio.

The Stranger

The image of someone running around the shore of a duck pond quacking at the ducks. LeT mE sEe, WhO dO wE kNoW tHaT wOuLd Do SoMeThInG lIkE tHaT?

The Stranger

You know, I remember when Sockpuppets were more interesting. Hell, this new iteration doesn’t even stick around long enough for the Ladies to show up and give them what for. Heck, I remember Ex, Toasty, and Valkyrie tag teaming some dumb shit who thought he or she could hang. And don’t get me started on that Hondo fella. It’s just not the same…we need a better class of Sockpuppet.
😔

Tallywhagger

Were it not for Parker’s obscene misappropriation of actual military legitimacy, he does appear to have considerable ability in martial arts.

That boy needs to ‘fes up and apologize for claiming to be what he is not. If the youtube videos are legitimate, he did not need to embellish his skill set.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Dude looks like he’s been ate up like a chocolate dildo at a ghey bar during Valentine’s Day… probably is into Cream of Sum Yung Guy Soup when he’s not into practicing his anal assault techniques.

Fucking assclown…

A Proud Infidel®™

As ate up as a dick sandwich at a gay pride rally or as useless as a bag of dicks in a crowd of lesbians.

Berliner

Me thinks the only hostile submarines he’s been involved with were at Subway with a guy named Jared. Jared is now getting “tucked in” nightly and enjoying a foot long with Bubba and his cell mates.

Green Thumb

I wonder if he trains with Ranger Stephen “Cio” Burrell?

Dude looks a little off as well.

I would watch him around kids.

Carlton G. Long

When Larry Zbysko (sp?) would refer to himself as “The Living Legend” it was great “heat” … but this fellow is just beyond delusional … “Martial Arts Living Legend” oh, brother

mad dog ben richards

Just looked at the man’s website, he is now promoting a seminar about how to survive an active shooter scenario. Best part is, he claims the seminar is being taught by a “former Navy Seal.”

https://www.parkersmartialarts.com/active-shooter