Thursday morning feel good stories
Poetrooper sends us a link from Irvington, Alabama;
According to a report filed with the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office, 18-year-old Daniel Bennett was discovered in a horse barn owned by Francine Janes Jan. 4. Janes said it was her dogs that alerted her and her husband to something in the barn that Thursday evening.
The report indicates Janes and her husband held Bennett at gunpoint until MCSO deputies could arrive on the scene. According to police, Bennett admitted to owning a trench coat and burglar’s tools that were found in the barn and later to molesting the horse, whose name is Polly.
Janes told the responding officer she believed one of her mares had been molested the night before, which Bennett later confirmed during a subsequent interview with investigators.
Speaking to WPMI’s Andrea Ramey, Janes said she didn’t believe these were isolated incidents either, saying she’d seen evidence that the horse’s stall had been disturbed “seven maybe 10 times” throughout the month of December.
From Licking County, Ohio;
It happened at 913 East Main Street in Newark. Authorities said the homeowner observed someone knocking on his door and upon asking who was there, the window on the door shattered as someone was breaking it.
Authorities said the homeowner retrieved a pepper-ball gun and shot at the intruders. The homeowner believes he struck at least one of the subjects.
The three suspects ran westbound on East Main Street. Newark Police conducted a K9 search with no results.
From Amarillo, Texas;
Authorities said Ruben Rios, 29, was taken to the Potter County Detention Center around 2 a.m. and booked on a murder charge.
Rios and another man, 36-year-old Clayton Morgan, reportedly entered the La Bella Pizza located near Western Street late Tuesday to rob the business. Witnesses said Morgan was armed and used his weapon to make demands on store employees.
One of the employees, a licensed firearm carrier, fired his weapon at Morgan after being threatened. The suspect was struck and taken to an area hospital where he later died.
One witness, who wished to remain unidentified, told NewsChannel 10 Wednesday morning medical staff showed up within minutes of the shooting.
“I was like this guy got shot and is dying fast. You need to get here quick.”
Rios’s murder charge stems from the fatal shooting, according to police. Under Texas law, a person can be tried for the charge if they take part in the crime in which someone was killed.
Police said the Morgan’s weapon was a BB gun furnished to appear as a real handgun.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Molesting a horse?? WTF, what’s wrong with the old standby, a good sheep? This dude is a sick puppy!!
He misunderstood his mother when she told him that he should be in a stable relationship.
Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous!
Spew alert.
Mobile Alabama, Where Men are Men and the Horses run free!!!
#WhoaMeansWhoa!
#metoo
Oh….hell no…that poor horse.
“knocking on his door and upon asking who was there,”
https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg?t=2
It would seem that if Ole Poe is sending links, he must be doing better.
Hang in there Poe, we’re all rooting for you.
As far as the Dumbass in Alabama, he needs to learn the difference between femme-nine and femme-equine.
Ditto from me, Poe!
In Alabama a horse is molested.
In Ohio pepper balls are fired instead of hollow points.
In Texas an employee at a pizza joint kills a thug and the other thug will be (rightly so) charged with capital murder via the law of parties.
It’s Texas for the win. God bless Texas!
“I’ve been sent to spread the message:
Mmmmm, God blessed Texas!”
That Alabama boy just ain’t right.
The Ohio homeowner may have been afraid to get a real gun. He may need to either move to a sane location or get a real gun, or both.
“If you wanna see Heaven brother here’s your chance.”
Unfortunately the Alabama boy took those lyrics entirely out of context. Haha.
No wonder the tracking dogs in Ohio couldn’t find the perp, with all that pepper spray everywhere.
One more perp dead in Texas.
And the world is a more peaceful place……..now.
One less goblin to be fed, clothed and housed at taxpayer expense as well as the legal costs of putting it on trial.
Is it “Whoa Tide” or “Roll Tide?”
#StopTheHorsingAround
#HorseLivesMa
Rooollll!!! Tidddeee!!!! echoes from the barn.
You can lead a horse to water, but that doesn’t mean you can fornicate it.
Someone needs to substitute danny bennett’s name for Frau Blouker’s.
You read the Bible and you say to yourself, “Why would anyone need to be told not to do that?” Them comes this guy. How long before there’s marches in San Fransisco demanding the right to bestiality? All the other barriers have been broken (except pedophilia). Good grief, Charlie Brown. Just no.
If there is any abhorrent behavior that is not yet considered a ‘right’ it may soon be.
He would make a good ISIS recruit. Next step: goats. Way to go, perv.
Forgive me please. I can’t resist.
So a cracker from Alabama was molesting a horse named Polly. Did he ask first: “Polly want a cracker?”
Molesting a horse, was he? I could only hope that Polly had the sense to kick him hard enough to geld him just like the vet does, with NO anesthetic.
Sick weirdo. Should not be around any other living things, period, especially not around children.
This seems appropriate.