Robert Martin; phony Vietnam veteran
Our partners at Military Phonies send us their research on this Robert Martin fellow who founded a couple of Facebook groups to pay homage to his fellow Vietnam veterans, claiming to be an officer in SEALs, of course.
Folks started questioning his creds, so he introduced a sockpuppet, John Burch;
The picture was actually Lieutenant Melvin Spence Dry, the last SEAL killed in Vietnam when he was on a POW rescue mission in 1972.
Soon after this, Bobby committed cyber suicide and was reincarnated as another sock puppet, Roger Stone;
So when MP sent for Bobby Martin’s records, the NPRC couldn’t find anything for him, John Burch or Roger Stone;
Links to Bobby Martin and his draft dodging sockpuppets;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Scum from the bottom of the burn pit.
Smellier than shit-burning fumes.
The asshole was probably an escapee to Canada during the Vietnam War!!
Not bad, but he still doesn’t touch The Liar of Lenoir when it comes to building a sock puppet platoon.
What rathole has this illiterate stooge been hiding in?
I don’t know but I actually feel stupider for having read it.
I almost wanted to print it and use a red pen to mark the mistakes….but I don’t think I have enough red pens.
I’ll loan you some.
This jackanapes deserves the WOI more than that other guy – almost. Maybe they’re twin stooges separated at birth by their mothers.
Seriously, this obnoxious toadlicking drain clog needs his yetz kicked from here to Norkiland and back.
With his command of grammarians punctuation, he would ft right in at the top echelon of the proud but humble woman owned business that Hack works for. He just needs to remember not to go Matt Lauer on Elaine Ricci when (or if) she returns to the boardroom.
Yeah, the fucker can’t spell. And I thought officers were ed-u-micated? Hmmmm, guess not!!!
…You know, that has occurred to me too – by the time you’ve finished a few years in the service, you by-God know how to write, and that’s just the NCOs. As soon as I see somebody using grammar the way this clown does, I know he’s not real.
Go O6 or go home.
I guess that being not being able to differentiate between “to” and “too”, nor how to disable Caps Lock, is not an impediment to achieving a Naval Commission.
I recall a few Army officers from my time who made me question whether they had a college education… or even a high school education.
Loser.
I’m sure the “Piilipino people” appreciate this tool’s efforts.
I can vouch for Martin, he served with Casey Ryback.
He was also knee deep in hand grenade pins in the Poon Tang Valley with Tod Holton, Super Green Beret.
http://www.ep.tc/tod-holton/
I did an insertion into Poon Tang Valley once. War is hell.
I hear stories of how thick the bush used to be in Poon Tang.
Thicker than lawyers in hell!
I bet he enjoyed many a dish of Cream of Sum Yung Guy in the Village of Al Phuk Tup.
That comic is hilarious! Holton commanded a brigade of super magical monkeys.
How long before we get an Army SEAL that claims to have lead Project MKUltra for the CIA during’Nam?
A Navy O-6 who writes and spells like that…would never have made O-6…
I am proud to have been a member of that “prestige’s” club, but I see that ‘ole Robert Martin never was a member of that “prestige’s” club…
Somewhere in New Jersey, Hack’s High School English Teacher weeps.
I think its spelled Prestigious! you were an officer? LOL
Wonder if he knows Jimmy “Left nut low” Walls
Alias One-Hung-Lo.
None of his FB pages have each other as friends, in fact they no friends at all…total rookie mistake.
I’ve been trying to catch to new admins. Myrna Tucker posted a pic, saying it was her bro-in-Law SSGT Michael Day. The pic was actually a pic of Lt Col Hal Moore. I believe Martin or whatever his real name is , is using the names Myrna Tucker, James Cambell, and Paul Lynn . They are all the new admins. No friends list. I called her out, she (he) blocked my post and blocked me from the group. They made the site Secret to keep people from calling them out. A friend of mine who was also trying to catch the new admins also called them out after I did. He said they booted and blocked him. This site has not been shut down but needs to be. They are using deceased Veterans Names and lying to Vietnam Veterans.
He laments his “BROTHERS AND SISTERS” who are “DIEING DAILY” from the shit they were exposed to while “PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY OF. (THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.)”
Glad he clarified that it was the US. For a second I thought maybe he was talking about the Republic of Grand Fenwick.
Gotta watch out for those roaring mice.
Wasn’t it only one mouse that roared??
And, it went to the moon!
That’s the Duchy of Grand Fenwick, if you please.
Did this genetically challenged wanker even pass eighth grade? I’m thinking he’s the grinning fatass in the buggy at “Wallmart”
I can tell just looking at that pussie face this guy never served anywhere.
Viet of the Nam was a long time ago to these posers and they think that will help them.
It was fuckin yesterday to a lot of us so choose your lies carefully.
I’m sure he thinks that if he pounds the drum enough, he might get cash out of it somehow.
Actually serving would be a lot less work than faking it and MUS. (making up sh**)
Also, who talks like that? Only Hollywood! And when that’s the sum of your “service” that’s all you know. I used to laugh at some of the crap that came out of the actors’ mouth or actions when trying to sound or act “military”.
The only motivational speeches we had involved the subject of women and booze, a little red, white and blue, and more women and booze.
Looks like his sockpuppet FB platforms have suddenly disappeared. All are labeled ‘NOT FOUND’. OOOOOOOPPPPPSSSSSS!!!!
Robert Martin, phony Vietnam Veteran, phony veteran, Google hit, has them set to where people have to be logged into Facebook before they could see those sock puppet accounts.
Dennis Howard Chevalier, aka Denny H. Chevalier, phony veteran, phony Gulf War Veteran, phony retired U.S. AF Lieutenant Colonel, also stood sock puppet accounts up: Linda Kay was one of those, he had another one. Had both of them posting on his “evidence” blog.
WRITING IN ALL CAPS INCREASES ONES CREDIBILITY!
LEGIT!
It was a typo; what he meant to write was dieting daily. A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Ha! Most august, Dennis.
LMFAO!
Little pudgy faced turd eater. The only thing he served was the winos down at the truck stop.
Hey Bobbie,
I make a motion for Robert Martin to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™️.
We have a motion for the WOI,
Do we have a second?
May have to wait until tomorrow.
I second the motion for Robert Martin, phony veteran, phony Vietnam Veteran, for The Official TAH Wall of Insults. Is there an “aye”?
Second the WOI for Bobby “Ballsack Warrior” Martin, the real-deal, gerbil-felching, cocksucking asshamster
I second the motion also, ChipNASA, but since Scheinhund Martin has misappropriated a photo of LT Spence Dry as a means of enlarging his legend, you need to read this excerpt from ‘Operation Thunderhead’ first. It tells you how LT Dry died during that rescue attempt.
“After being rescued by helicopter and transported to Long Beach (CGN 9), the four operators attempted to return to Grayback by dropping from a helicopter and diving to the boat, but in the insertion attempt, one of the SEALs, Lieutenant Spence Dry, hit the water too hard and died, and several of the others were badly injured. A rescue helicopter eventually retrieved Dry’s corpse along with the three survivors.” – Operation Thunderhead, Kevin Dockery author.
The review is at this link: http://www.ijnhonline.org/2010/12/01/operation-thunderhead-the-true-story-of-vietnams-final-pow-rescue-and-the-last-navy-seal-killed-in-country/
The author of the review is part of Naval History and Heritage Command.
I find absolutely Martin’s attempts to impersonate LT Dry to be the height of despicable behavior. He needs more than just an online verbal smack. He needs an in-person confrontation for what he’s done. He never served any time in the military, nor has he any claim on it. It goes beyond being a little storytelling. It is theft of the worst kind.
Martin only participated in “Operation Turtlehead”, which should be what’s poking out the back of his BVDs after this public drubbing
Chip, we are waiting for a “shot out.” And a third second from me.
I propose that the motion to second from HMCS(FMF) ret, and from Ex-PH2, having arrived after I seconded the motion, be considered as “Ayes”, and that Robert Martin, phony Vietnam Veteran, phony veteran, receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults as if they sounded, “Aye”.
ChipNASA, we are CLEARED HOT for a launch of the Official TAH Wall of Insults®™️, FIRE FOR EFFECT!!!
Activate interlocks!
Infracells up!
Dynatherms connected!
Megathrusters are go!
Let’s go Wall of Insults!
I want an modest explanation of MOPP-4 when this is over.
Working from memory: MOPP-4 – Mission Oriented Protective Posture Four – full chem/bio gear (overshirt, overpants, gloves, overshoes, protective mask and hood). Intended to allow operations in areas contaminated with chem/bio agents for extended periods of time.
It’s an absolute pain in the butt to work in MOPP-4 gear for any length of time, even in cold weather. In hot weather, it’s nasty as hell.
MOPP – 4 sucks.
Bigtime.
Addendum: Wikipedia article on MOPP isn’t bad and has some photos.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOPP
Okay, it’s cleaning gear/clothing, hence the acronym MOPP. And people get paid to come up with these nominatives.:)
And I added that because as my Squadron’s NCO for Disaster Preparedness and Chemical Warfare, I’ve spent more time in all the MOPP levels that I’d like to remember, in particilar, failing an ORI when we were in Savanna GA in 85 to almost 100 degree temps starting at 4 am, and by 10 we had 3 in the hospital and I got pulled out by a nurse on site for doing the best DWI stagger (My friend was a Capitol Policeman) he’s seen in a while.
Also, FYI, MOPP anything and the filters do not, REPEAT, DO NOT filter out methane.
I managed after many MREs to flush out an entire fighting/cover position having one of our officers come over yelling “WHY ARE YOU GUYS LEAVING YOUR COVER??!?!?” until she got close enough to get a nice whiff.
Occasionally, ChipNASA, kindly remember to post a spew alert. I was about to partake of hot tea… very hot tea.
I retired as a AF Emergency Manager. We were the WMD folks for the Air Force. MOPP 4 sucks, spent many an hour in it both for training, and real world during DS/DS as an Army MP. But the stuff does work so it beats the alternative.
I want a tee shirt that says “MOPP-4 SUCKS” with the cleaning gear (mop, gas mask, and bucket) included on the crest.
And below the crest, the legend should read in good Latin:
AD PURGANDUM CACATORIUM REQUIRIT
No, actually, you do not. Trust me. Wearing one around anyone who has had to be in MOPP-4 long enough to consider the alternative might not be as bad as they claim would risk you getting a punch in the nose. Yes, even from me.
I have never worked in MOPP-4. Closest I ever got was decontamination of an RLW (radioactive liquid waste) tank in double anti-C’s, wet suit covering, respirator, double gloves and boots.
And supposedly that’s not even close to MOPP-4. I did that for one shift, was drinking Gatorade all the way home, and killed at least a 6-pack. Still didn’t need to go to the bathroom.
Well Robby Bobby Boo Poo Head Numb Nutz, you wanted attention and fame and now you Shall Receive, MERRY CHRISTMAS, Even JESUS Thinks You’re A Dick, Google FAMOUS!!! ( ) Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Robert Allen Martin aka Bobby Martin NOT a US Navy SEAL, NOT a Vietnam Veteran, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, Poster-child for abortion, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion. You’re funnier than a sock full of… Read more »
Splash! Amen, brother.
From E6 to O3.
Read it on the internet. Must be legit!
Just what IS this pissant’s age, anyway? If he’s maybe 55 – 60, he’d have missed the minimum age by 5 years, maybe more.
Like I have said before, in 30 years, so called Viet Nam veterans will still be popping up, even though those of us who actually participated in that war will almost all be dead. Remember, starting in about 1969 or 1970 DOD decided no one under 19 or 20 years old was to be sent to RVN.
In 1965 the age for Marines was 18 . I arrived just before my19th birthday. This included my Boot camp, ITR , reciporating mechanic,helio schools and Nam school. Joe
In 1969, IIRC, DOD decided they didn’t want the bad PR of having any more teenager KIA’s coming home.
Soap in a sock.
And a BOOT TO THE HEAD!
In the photo of the supposed “battlefield commission”, Martin states in all caps that
“HE AND ALL OF HIS FAMILY ARE MY WIFE AND MY FRIENDS”
LOL WUT? He’s your wife? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Hey, buddy, I won’t ask, so PLEASE don’t tell. Seriously.
But his whole family, too? Is that some weird trailer-park open marriage thing? I’m not judging, I’m ASKING.
With all respect due our fearless leader Jonn, Bobby is from West Va. Maybe from one of them “hollers” where your mother is your great uncle’s sister, and your wife is your 1st cousin. You know, where you can practically be your own grandpa, because of all that interbreeding. But I’m not judging either, just wondering.
It’s white privilege
His kids were herd to udder mommy and daddy if you get a deevorce will you still be brother and sister?
Where do we get such men? I can’t come up with adequate words for this phony, lying piece of shit.
Self inflicted, over years of mental self abuse and acting on too many poor judgement calls to count. 🙄
Where do we get such men? Hack can answer that question with three words, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Where do we get such men?
Septic tank from the insane asylum leaking into the community water supply?
Drinking milk from cows who are fed a steady diet of arsenic and PCBs?
Parents had lead paint chips in a bowl in the living room as an appetizer?
That’s all I can think of. (shrugs)
Fecal Alcohol Syndrome. That’s where the gestation vessel consumes Taco Bell after a hard night of binge drinking Fred Sanford’s Private Reserve Ripple and shits in the womb.
An Un-Disclosed Walmart…….
I about shit myself laughing at that.
Hack wonders if he draws Hazardous Duty Pay while at Walmart.
I’m thinking mental heath issues. Sad
this guy has the meat gazer glint down pat.
Definitely a two hole specialist down at the dollar general
This guy is obviously a victim of Anal Spelling Autism, cut him a break. (Sarc)
I’ll bet his neighbors all hate him, we’ve all had one…The guy that knows everything and is never wrong when in fact he knows just enough about enough things to really screw shit up bad.
Why the hell cant these people spell? Reading their crap is like hearing fingernails scraping down a chalkboard. I get that these people are the bottom of the barrel, but are we really that damned illiterate as a society?
I was going to be flippant and say “Do you own a TV? Turn it on and ask that question again.”
But to be serious, I think we have always had lots of semi-literate dummies in the US. In the old days, you could take their crayons away and not have to be exposed to it, but nowadays they all have computers and smart phones.
Also, they’re all on Facebook.
So no, we aren’t getting dumber as a nation, what’s happening is that the dumb are becoming much, much more visible and annoying.
The truly confusing part is that both smartphone & desktop browsers have spell-checking built in. You spell a word incorrectly and those squiggly red lines show up underneath. The software is telling you: SPELLING, UR DOIN IT WRONG.
“From an undisclosed location and at a non-disclosed Walmart…”
Gotta be legit!
“Shitbag clean up on Aisle 9!”
Roger Stone
Admin · 5 hrs
A F.Y.I. SECURITY UPDATE:
I HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH BOBBY, HE IS FED UP WITH IT ALL. AFTER ALL THE WORK HE HAS DONE AND THE REST OF US HAVE DONE HE WANTS TO SHUT HIS GROUPS DOWN. WE HAVE HAD TO KICK AND BLOCK 97 LYING BACK STABBING MEMBERS, SOME ARE TRYING TO GET PERSONAL INFO ON ADMIN AND REGULAR MEMBERS, BUT THEY HAVE NOT SUCCEEDED IN DOING SO.
!! NEVER RESPOND TO THEM!! IF YOU DO THEY CAN GET TO YOU ON MESSINGER 11
( DO NOT EVER GIVE YOUR PERSONAL INFO HERE OR IN YOUR PERSONAL PROFILE ) MANY OF THEM ARE HACKERS AND ARE CONING AND BRAIN WASHING THE OTHERS AND PUTTING OUT MISINFORMATION AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT, NEVER GIVE YOUR DD214 ,SS INFO OR DRIVERS LICENSE OR PHONE NUMBERS MOST PHONE NUMBERS WILL REVILE ALL ABOUT YOU, SOME ONE ( WILL STEAL YOUR IDENTITY ) !! NEVER RESPOND TO THEM!!
(( THIS HAS BEEN REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR APPROPRIATE ACTION ))
WE HAVE ALL OF THEIR IP’S NUMBERS WHEN SOME ONE COMES INTO A GROUP WE SEE THEIR IP NUMBERS ( IP’S IS YOUR COMPUTERS / PHONE PHYSICAL ADDRESS ) NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE USING TO GET HERE !
I AM SORRY T SAY THIS BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH BOBBY IT IS JUST NOT WORTH ALL THE WORK WE ( BOBBY,JOHN BURCH, PHYLLIS ,MYRNA AND PAUL ALSO MY SELF) HAVE PUT INTO IT !
HE HAS ALSO CONSIDERED JUST JUST CHANGING OUR STATUS FROM A CLOSED GROUP TO A SECRETE GROUP THEN THE ONLY WAY SOMEONE CAN GET HERE IS BY INVITATION ONLY ( SIGH )
Uh, Scotty, just how many different personalities does this guy have? Is it just the three we know about, or is it the 97 or so that he’s referring to?
Scotty,Bobby,Roger,Matthew,Mark,Luke,John,Peter,Paul,Andrew,Philip,Thomas,James,Thaddeus,Bartholomew,Simon:
I.Am.Speechless.
Wow. You sure have educated me with your wisdom and knowledge. People can look up an IP address from computers or phones? And our identities can be stolen from giving out our Phone Numbers or SSN or Driver’s License Numbers or DD214s to others?
Well, gosh durn it, now that you have shared that with us, guess I won’t be sharing my SSN and Phone Number with the IRS, because they could steal my identity! And I will ensure the DMV does not have my Driver’s License Number, because, gosh durn it, they can steal my identity!
And now I will have to destroy all my DD214s, because by golly, someone can pretend they were in the Military by using my Official records…guess I will need to get on the Internet and make up some fake DD214s so no one can steal my identity..oh, wait a minute, if I did that, that means someone can see my IP Address and steal my identity!
I”m screwed no matter what I do. Thank goodness you shouted out your FYI, because gosh durn it, I’m not going to pay my taxes anymore or drive a car and now I will have to disconnect my phone and computer, because gosh durn it, someone will steal my frikin identity! Thank You, Robert Martin…you are one awesome Dude!
Shout It, Brother…Shout It!
I noticed the word “coning”. Unless I’m mistaken, “coning” is something that only the Coneheads do, and ONLY as a precursor to their mating rituals.
Is this guy saying he’s a Conehead?
I only ask, because the High Master of Remulak might have something to say about how stupid this guy is… and the High Master ain’t no Einstein hisself.
Ex-PH2 , He has now left all of his groups except one. Deactivated the Bobby Martin, John Burch, and Roger Stone accounts. Made up two new fake accounts. Then faked his own (Bobby Martin’s) death. Claims he died of a massive Heart Attack on Dec. 26,2017. One of his new sock puppet accounts posted in ” The.Nam.” this morning of what is supposed to be Bobby Martin’s funeral. complete with photo’s of a flag draped coffin leaving the funeral home under a PGR escort. They left out the part thar everyone in the photo’s is in summer attire. It’s been below freezing in the Ohio Valley since before Christmas. This low life bastard has stolen another fallen hero’s valor in order to fake his own death.
ohhh for fuck sakes. no he didn’t.
FUCK YOU! FUCKING CAPSLOCK QUEEN.
suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that’s been eyeing that liars ass.
I, dear lady, am adding this to the Wall of Insults®™
He has now left all of his groups except one. Deactivated the Bobby Martin, John Burch, and Roger Stone accounts. Made up two new fake accounts. Then faked his own (Bobby Martin’s) death. Claims he died of a massive Heart Attack on Dec. 26,2017. One of his new sock puppet accounts posted in ” The.Nam.” this morning of what is supposed to be Bobby Martin’s funeral. complete with photo’s of a flag draped coffin leaving the funeral home under a PGR escort. They left out the part thar everyone in the photo’s is in summer attire. It’s been below freezing in the Ohio Valley since before Christmas. This low life bastard has stolen another fallen hero’s valor in order to fake his own death.
Since then I did a bit of looking around and found out he also stole the funeral pictures of David A Hess in an attempt to convince people he had died. http://www.iraqwarheroes.org/hessd.htm
He took screenshots from this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNDwduXyZSE
The “man” if you can call a pussy arse licking twat that word, is shameless.
The report on Military Phonies is updated
They deleted this, my last post and removed me from the group: What I stand for: Please address the accusations of Bobby Martins Stolen Valor. The truth speaks for itself. You, the Admins can put it all to rest if you present the proof that Bobby wasn’t impersonating a Seal, an Officer, and a Vietnam Veteran. Rather than calling those who laid out what appears to be Irrefutable proof of stolen valor shameless cowards for trying to hijack this group-their accusations can be overthrown by proof of his valor. Regardless of the good that Bobby did to unite this group Stolen Valor disrespects those who honorably serve, those who have honorably served, and those who can’t defend their honor-those who have their names etched in black granite. I know that my post(s) will be deleted and I will be removed from the group but at least I am deciding what I want to stand up for-the truth.