The Cheesiest War Ever – Update: Nork Missiles Fired
According to the article from Express.co.uk, Fatty Kim da T’ird may be stomping his feet and threatening us with World War III because of his addiction to emmentaler Swiss cheese, which he seems to be importing by the ton.
If, as the article indicates, he suffers from gout and is being treated with steroids for it, it can explain his increasingly aggressive and erratic behavior. But since he comes from a hereditary line of people who kill anyone who looks at them cross-eyed, the steroids may only be a part of it., aggravating what may be an inherited trait in the Kim family.
Our own IDC_SARC may have a professional opinion on this gouty matter. My father had gout, and was taking something for it – don’t know what it was – but he refused to stop his after-hours pounding down half a bottle of Jack Daniels at night.
Ordinary North Koreans are living in desperate poverty, despite the PR photos to the contrary. The majority of them suffer from stunted growth due to lack of proper nutrition as children. The UN’s Food and Agriculture Organization reported that 84 per cent of homes suffer from borderline poor or poor food consumption. The infant mortality rate is 33 per cent, per the World Food Program’s report. I’m not sure what ‘borderline poor nutrition’ is, but I never thought I would say that North Koreans may be better off than Venezuelans.
So Fatt Kim da T’ird’s people are starving to death while he suffers from gout. And ND:tBF waddles on, shaking his pudgy fists at the West, engaging in roid rages and threatening us all with annihilation. So be it.
However, there is some light in this darkness. In regard to a possible start to World War III by the cheesy little emmentaler slayer in Norkiland, the South yesterday tested one of its own missiles, which was right on target. BOOM!
It was on the news last night. I slept well when I saw that very successful and accurate bit of target practice.
This is an update, from the evening news: North Korea fired at least one missile aimed eastward over Hokkaido Island, Japan’s northernmost island, at 7AM Japan time. BBC has some info at the link: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41275614
An alert was sent out over cell phones to all Japanese citizens.
There will be more to come.
I haven’t seen anything from the USGovernment yet, but Pres. Trump and VP Pence are in Florida meeting with locals down there about storm damage.
Keep your eyes and ears open.
Category: North Korea
so he really is just a cheese eating rat…..
Mostly a rat, if you ask me.
The ROK produces missiles that hit targets other than the open Ocean and fatty ‘lil Kim-Cheese still shakes his pudgy fists while threatening doom on everyone else, SHEE-PALI-MA, Kay-SEK-ya, fat boy!
Having some experience with gout, which can feel roughly like a railroad spike being run through your foot – in his case I strongly recommend a diet high in dark green veggies, ham, liver, cheese, and beer. All high in purines, all guaranteed to give him a lovely day.
And beef, lots of beef. That’s what seems to do it for me.
Ordinarily I cringe with empathy for fellow gout sufferers. Not this time.
I wonder who they’ll replace him with once he keels over from diabetes, overeating, or any combo of health issues?
🎶Fly me to the moon . . . 🎶
Good job, Kim. Piss off the only country in history that has actually been nuked before.
Japan is the sleeping giant of the Pacific. I don’t know if many folks here know it, but they’ve changed their constitution so they can sell their weapons to third parties. It’s the first step in becoming a full-fledged armed nation.
I have a funny feeling many people will regret this.