Tuesdays with Claymore

| April 18, 2017

Play stupid games…

Impeachment cobbler

Star Whores – Revenge of the Shits

Essay: The Left Is Retarded

Essay: The Left Isn’t Retarded

President Crazy Pants

Phake Nooz

…then everyone applauded.

Who believes this really happened? Show of hands…

Aunt Maxipad

In case you forgot, you’re a racist.

Who’s baking the cookies?

Rabbit season

Back to the future

Please stop trying to make this a thing

Reptilian foil hatters

Lights went out in Georgia

So basically Trump is now a murderer

What? WHAT?

So now we’re provoking North Korea. Nice.

Uncomfortable with the truth

Jeez, not this douche again

Still the president. Enjoy the butthurt

Fake news will eventually kill you

Unhinged in the Peach State

You mad, bro?

RUSSIA!!

Queue sad trombone

Dear DUtards, do better next time.

Scholars, each and every one.

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Ex-PH2

It’s too early for this. Not enough tea. But this little statement caught my eye, so I quote it here: “He was obviously nuts anyway since he was a Trump person.” – from the guy on the bike trail (who believes this really happened?)

Seriously? Paranoid much? Yeah, I can make up crap, too, but mine is at least meant to be entertainment.

Now I have a headache.

David

I don’t get people walking up to me and spontaneously saying “we need to put prayer in schools and Trump can do it” in church, much less on a bike path in the middle of nowhere.

2/17 Air Cav

“Obit of a heartbroken Democrat
I found this online, and I’ve stripped away identifying details:
K——- H——– was born in New York State in 1947….” […] Although doctors were reluctant to label her cardiac issues “a broken heart deriving from Hilary’s November loss”, we know how she felt.”

Just when you think you had to reach the absolute bottom of the stupid pit, somebody at DU digs deeper. I hate to spoil the mystery, but I must. The anonymous stiff’s name was one Kathleen Hartney Aros Ross. Never heard of her? Me neither. We are told that she kept it real. Yeah, that line followed what must have been her major claim to fame: she worked on Star Wars.(Hey Kate! More decaf. STAT!”) That’s keeping it real. No question. Why was this martyr’s name omitted? I have no idea.