Yer “Humpday” Funny: Gettin’ the Important Things Clean

| October 5, 2016

Provided with three preface comments:

1. Use care when viewing. The clip is likely NSFW and inappropriate around prudes, clergy, or small children.
2. I’d recommend you put down any liquids you might be drinking – and swallow anything you might be eating – before viewing this clip.
3. Not responsible for sore sides or dirty looks from those around you due to raucous laughter.

Without further ado: the infamous Axe Detailer infomercial. Enjoy.

 

I have to hand it (no pun intended) to all the participants in that video  for being able to pull that off with a straight face.  (smile)

 

Author’s Note: No, the video’s not a joke. It apparently was an actual infomercial-type ad by Axe for the product named back around 2010. It was reportedly banned (or maybe voluntarily pulled from TV by Axe) after complaints that it was too suggestive and/or sexist.

Category: Pointless blather, Who knows

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MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Sounds like a spin off of the SNL “Sweady Balls”.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Well one can never understate the importance of appropriate ball care…

Cheese Eater McBlobfish

I clean my head with that stuff! It works! I also have a vacancy for the next woman that wants to be Mrs. Chevalier.

Cheese,
Dennis Howard Chevalier
Denny H Chevalier

Bernath's Fuel Plan

I tried to clean my head with that, but only got half. I ran out of it. So, half my head is clean, the other is filthy. Hopefully, you have some to give me during this upcoming barbecue.

Daniel Bernath
Real Deal Disbarred Lawyer
Never was a CPO

Phildo Monkress, Real Deal Navy Seal and 100% disabled Native American veteran

I love this product.

It doesn’t matter if I am at a local truckstop or behind a local gas station, any time I am looking to work some balls, I bring my axe detailer with me. A couple of seconds on a ball, and then boom, clean balls.

A Proud Infidel®™

LMAO and once again the booger-eating perpetually offended get something nice banned, FUCK THEM!

HMCS(FMF) ret

How about some SALTY BALLS:

jonp

I was hoping someone went there. hahaha

charles w

Jaime Pressly can clean my balls anytime she wants. In fact I’ll get them now. They’re right here on the floor.

68W58

Indeed, it would be a joy (get it) for me to have her clean my balls.

(She is also funny on “Mom”)

FatCircles0311

Old balls. Literally and figuratively!
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Jonn Lilyea

We should take up a collection for one of these to send to Dennis Chevalier. Word on the street is that he just went through his 12th divorce and he’s going to be washing his own balls for a very long time.