Point of personal privilege: NFL Smack Talk
Suck it everyone in the NFL. The kill everybody tour rolls on.
H/t to someone I don’t want to “out”.
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Looking good with the daughter there TSO! Teaching her who the good guys are very early.
She’s a hell of a lot bigger now. This week she started sort of walking, by which I mean about 5 steps and then falls on her ass. But no crying when she falls which is a good sign.
Yep. I used Army green tape on my daughter’s mouth too….
On a serious note – cute young-un TSO. You did good.
The Patriates haven’t hade to change their name yet. Those pesky white colonizing, slave owning, oppressors. SO TRIGGERD!
sarc
OK TSO. I took a bite of the shit sandwich last night as a Deadskins fan (What else is new?) but fucking-a BUBBA,
That ^^^^ up there……THAT is some funny shit.
Truth be told Chip, I was really rooting for the Skins as well. I love Kirk Cousins. Until last night. Your offensive coordinator needs to go. Some of those play calls were simply unexplainable. 3-18 and you do a 4 yard pass? I get that your counting on some yards after catch, but come on. I don’t know where they go from here.
“I was really rooting for the Skins as well” That’s pure sickness right there. The parts of the game that I watched had me swearing Belichick was coaching the Steelers because it seemed as if Pittsburgh knew exactly what to do and when to do it. Yeah, I’m talking Spygate II.
Maybe they bugged the footballs vice letting air out . . . . (smile)
I think Tomlin is one of the most underappreciated coaches out there. I love that dude. I root against him because that is a damn good football team and in my division, but that guy really knows how to put a team together and prepare them.
Correction, TSO; that “damn good football team” is *NOT* in your division (AFC East), they are in the AFC Central. But we are in the same conference (AFC) and we will meet on the gridiron in October (I believe). It pains me greatly to say this but…….Good Luuuuuuuuu…Good Luuuuuuu…no, I can’t say it [a la Fonzie being “wrong”]
OOOOPS; They’re in the AFC North. Using the old designation from before the 2001 realignment.
Yeah.
We laid another egg.
Our defense sucks and we have no Red Zone offense.We are already starting to settle for field goals.
Looks like another long year.
Nice looking kid. Too bad her dad’s thoroughly corrupting her early by teaching her to root for the Pats. (smile)
Best line in a great video: “Also, fuck the Jets.”
Word
Word x100
Some piss your pants funny there…
Keep Pounding!
Also make field goals.
Funny, but you just wait until february when we’re hoisting The Lombardi Trophy.
TSO,
You look so cute!
Who is that scary man with a beard holding you like a football?
MCPO
At least he isn’t wearing the hot dog suit that DAB bought him along with a new ride…like you and Jonn.
Really, TSO, corrupting that child’s mind this early in life? That is SO warped. I’m glad my dad hated football — well, athletes in general — so I could decide which teams I liked by my own. I always picked the teams with the cutest quarterbacks. You’re just warping her mind. For shamey, shamey, shamey.
Did you like Johnny Unitas?
Dan Marino. I was too young for Unitas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BCWvH2ISyI
For your viewing pleasure Ex-PH2!
TSO…Beautiful little daughter you have there and I hope you and your family are well in all regards. Thanks for the morning laugh episode too.
Living in Enemy Territory like you do, your displaying Patriot Colors is keeping with the strong tradition of the Minuteman… Throwing up a middle finger against the despots trying to keep us down!
Go Pats!
I put a flying Elvis sticker on my jeep window yesterday, expecting full well that it will get ripped off or my window broken at some point, but you have to show your colors.
I have put several ‘Hillary For Prison 2016’ stockers on my bumper. I say several b/c they keep getting vandalized.
I hate to put the following on a thread with a beautiful baby and, uh, someone not so beautiful (Smile) but here goes:
Fuck Hillary
No joke, she is a cutie.
TSO, you got trained to back losing teams at El Cid.
Not so my friend, when I was there we were really good. Beat USC in the Cock Shock game.
Oh. I forgot. You went there when the womens were in the Corps. {smile} I was in the Neanderthal era…in several ways.
Are they still called “the patsies” when they lose?
I’m a Chargers fan (which is why I don’t watch much football). I could take or leave the Pats. As long as three conditions are met, I’m happy enough:
1: The Raiders get their asses STOMPED
2: Primadonna bitch Eli Manning gets sacked in the most brutal, undignified, and hopefully injurious manner possible
3: Rich boy Kaepernick not only gets his ass kicked, but has his not-so-brilliant ploy to avoid getting cut blow up in his face
In all seriousness, if she’s started toddling – even a few steps – you need to do these things NOW.
1. Start keeping all small and/or important objects (car keys, change, wallets, etc . . . .) on high counters – e.g., kitchen counter level or higher.
2. Put outlet covers on the outlets.
3. Put child cabinet locks on most/all cabinets below your waist level. Ditto for drawers if you can find drawer locks.
4. Make sure there are no light stools anywhere she can reach them.
And, most importantly,
5. Pray.
It’s gonna be a memorable next 17 1/2 years or so. (smile)
6: Start mad-dogging every little shit who looks at her. It’s never too early to start putting the Fear of God in those little bastards!
Heck, her first 10 years of dating will be armed triple dates. Uncle BNG is bringing the hurt.
Well, it’s nice to not see northern New England on suicide watch for a week, at least.
Besides, everyone still seems to be preoccupied with the Sox and the Papi 2016 Farewell Tour. At least until the Rangers knock them out, then it’s 100 percent Pats until late January.
And not everyone has been outed quite yet. Near thing, sometimes, but little birdie tells me someone is going to have their hands full very soon.
Nothing against the Pats but I’m boycotting the NFL this year until the spoiled rich kids can find something better to protest
BTW I am a Red Sox fan… ??
I considered that. I have finished altogether with ESPN but did so months ago. The PC was choking me. I no longer will watch NFL games live but by delay (DISH) so that I can fast forward to what I want to view. I’m no longer a fan as I once was. I prefer college and local high school games. Besides, NFL football has changed much over the decades. If you’re not a tackle or a center and you don’t run a 4.5 or lower 40, you ain’t playing. Kickoff returns are all but gone. Q’backs can’t be touched in anger. It’s just a different game.
First off, Skippy, the Pats suck. I despise Brady. But, that’s just my opinion and opinions are like, well, you know.
At least I didn’t have to see Kaeperwhine. If he got in, it was after I hit the rack. I once really liked that kid, but now I consider him nothing but an attention whore. Maybe him and the ‘Reverend’ Al can go into the ghetto and tell those kids how to act. Yeah, that’d be just great. Nothing says dufus like acting the fool and end up being hurt and then blaming everyone but yourself. Some just want to get paid.
Cuteness has been redefined. What a beauty.
And that kid’s really something, too!
BTW… TSO they grow up in a flash our youngest is now trying to walk it’s amazing how time files
Isn’t it ????
Goodell as Hitler is pretty accurate, but if his master plan was to have the Cardinals crush the Patriots spirit he should have made sure that the Birds were recovered from the curb stomping that the Cats put on them in the NFC championship game, probably about as good a plan as Roger E. Coyote could have come up with, but nothing really to brag about.
That’s some wikkid pissah there, TSO.
Both the young’n and the video.
I couldn’t help but note how the JEST were already in mid-season form the first game of the year. Revis Island got swamped by an AJ Green tsunami, and Fitzgerald was still trying to throw passes to everyone but his guys.
Oh yeah: Fuck The Jest. 🙂