Thursday morning feel good stories
In Fort Lauderdale, Florida, an intruder forced his way into a home waving a fake gun. Unfortunately for him, the homeowner didn’t have any fake guns, so he shot the thief with a real gun instead. The criminal was DRT (dead right there).
An elderly homeowner in San Antonio, Texas, shot one round center mass at an intruder. The police found the criminal DRT (dead right there).
In Las Vegas, Nevada, an intruder was shot in the arm by a homeowner. The criminal went home and called 9-1-1 for himself.
Last week in Hartford, Connecticut, Derick Sarra, 20 and Joel Matias, 23, pleaded guilty to their invasion of the home of local grocer Juan Martinez. They came up behind Martinez as he arrived home and forced him into the house. Martinez then pulled out his own gun and shot the pair. Matias’ guilty plea was from the wheelchair he still occupies as a result of the encounter. According to the article, Martinez shot Matias’ dick off.
In Columbus, Georgia, Gary Clifford Adams was shot by a customer at a convenience store when Adams was leaving the scene of his crime. He’s recovering at the hospital.
In Orlando, Florida, an armed intruder tried to break in through a front door, but the chain-lock held. When the crook started fiddling with the chain, the homeowner bashed his hand with a baseball bat. The crook fired five rounds into the home and lit out. No one in the home was injured.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Using a fake gun to do a robbery is worse than taking a knife to a gunfight. But who expects these thugs to be smart enough to know better. Here are several stories of good people protecting themselves and their goods from bad people.
The urban legend among thugs is that you’ll get less time for a fake gun than a real one, if you’re caught, because ‘you really didn’t mean to hurt anyone.’ (That’s the defense they want to use.)
Not true, but nice try!
“According to the article, Martinez shot Matias’ dick off.”
Darwin grins.
Not only Darwin. I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that.
I’m also glad the low-life bastard won’t continue to pollute the gene pool by further propagating his genes.
I was gumdangnet!
That is one way to remove him from the gene pool. It has the advantage of keeping him alive to “remember when” he was able to use the missing member every time he sees a pretty girl.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Juan Martinez is a true American Hero.
“According to the article, Martinez shot Matias’ dick off.”
Yep, another dickless wonder.
maybe it could be surgically re-attached to his head?
“Martinez shot Matias’ dick off.”
A new twist to the term “Life without Parole”.
Too bad Martinez didn’t shoot Matias in the femoral artery, very close to the groin. Would have bled out and saved a lot of money and time on hospital care and costs, trial time and costs, and eventually incarceration time and costs.
But on the other hand, Bubba, Thor, Tiny and Dr Julio are going to LOVE the new dickless addition to their prison harem. “Com’ere, bitch!”
Yeah, I think I can guess his prison nickname.
Kinda reminds me of this:
Honestly, if given the choice between being dead, and being confined to a wheelchair for the rest of my life with no dick, I think I’d choose the former.
Wow. And it’s only Thursday. How appropriate.
I was gumdangnet!
Rough night.
I feel better already.
The Slammintonio story is a follow-up from last week. The “elderly” gentleman is retired Army. The perp has obviously been retired also….