In Honor of the Previous Article . . . .
With apologies to someone once called by a comic the “butt-ugliest man in Rock and Roll”, the incredibly talented Tom Petty.
Hat tip, Jonn. This one’s for what you do; hope you don’t mind me speaking for you – and likely for damn near everyone else here, too.
Quit Lyin’ to Me
Busted, caught in a corner
Trapped up against the wall
Liar got nowhere to go
Liar got nowhere to fall
No help from “old buddies”
Your shame is guaranteed
Take back your bogus claims
All that drama we don’t need
You’re lyin’ to me
You’re lyin’ to me
Quit lyin’ to me
‘Cause now you’re caught trapped in a corner
Just stop lyin’ cause now it’s over
Tool makes some angry threats when
Someone questions his claims
Of SF, and bein’ Ranger
Turns out his lies are lame
Jonn nailed another liar
Tool’s named Chris Piscopo
Exposed his phony tab and
Told him just where he should go
You’re lyin’ to me
You’re lyin’ to me
Quit lyin’ to me
‘Cause now you’re caught trapped in a corner
Just stop lyin’ cause now it’s over
Take back yer bogus Ranger
Take back yer false SF
Come clean about yer record
Can’t stand to hear those lies no more
You’re lyin’ to me
You’re lyin’ to me
Quit lyin’ to me
See now, I got your FOIA
I know just what ya did
I know you were no soldier
Just a boot camp washout squid
You’re lyin’ to me
You’re lyin’ to me
Quit lyin’ to me
‘Cause now you’re caught trapped in a corner
Just stop lyin’ cause now it’s over
Oh, you’re lyin’ to me
Quit lyin’ to me
You’re lyin’ to me
Quit lyin’ to me
Quit lyin’ to me
Yeah, you’re lyin’ to me
You’re lying’ to me
Category: Phony soldiers, Pointless blather, Valor Vultures, Who knows
I like it.
Ack ack ack…I like it…
What Tom Petty melody fits these lyrics? I’m drawing a blank (darn 3PM coma…)
Follow the link. (smile)
…I give it a ten; you can dance to it.
Mike