Saturday morning feel good stories
A homeowner was sleeping in his own bed in Dayton, Ohio when an intruder broke down his door and threatened him while he was still in bed. The homeowner reached inside his night stand and pulled out a gun. The thief was DRT (dead right there). “You think nothing like this is ever gonna happen,” he tells the 911 dispatcher. “I’m just glad I had something, otherwise he would have clawed my head in with a hammer.”
Louis Norris was shot by an 82-year-old man in Angleton, Texas when Norris forced his way into home. If you want to read more, you’ll have to get a subscription to The Facts with your own coins. Norris was DRT (dead right there), I guess.
Another bystander, this one in Las Vegas, Nevada, thinks that shoplifting is a capital offense. A loss prevention officer engaged in a struggle with a thief and a witness shot at the thief as he tried to drive away. It’s not known if the criminal was injured by gunfire, but the bystander is looking at some charges.
In Muncie, Indiana, a man walked into the hospital with a leg wound. It was determined that he had participated in a home burglary and there was a scuffle with the homeowner in which one of thieves was shot.
A homeowner in McAlester, Oklahoma heard someone in his home, so he grabbed his gun and went searching for the intruders. he found one of them in his kitchen wearing a hockey mask. Another criminal stabbed the homeowner with a butter knife and they got into a struggle, for some reason. The homeowner scared them off with a gunshot, but they left no DNA behind after they left at a high rate of speed.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Re Las Vegas: “In the next few moments, the armed witness fired his handgun toward the suspect’s vehicle….”
“Moron Murders Shoplifter” isn’t really a feel-good story.
Edit: Oops. No evidence that the shooter killed or even hit the shoplifter. He was, however, arrested on several charges of criminal stupidity, giving new life to the study of physiognomy.
http://m.reviewjournal.com/crime/wife-man-arrested-after-south-las-vegas-valley-target-shooting-he-s-not-bad-person
Didn’t we go through this earlier with another gun owner shopper shooting at a shoplifter? And weren’t the results that the shooter ended up on charges? I would expect the same here.
If the perp is fleeing in a vehicle, get make, model, color and license plate. That is all. Out.
Bad news, the thief had a hammer.
Great news, the home owner had a hammer as well. Along with a trigger and a magazine with bullets.
‘Stabbed him with a butter knife’? Excuse me, but that is SO rude and uncouth. Everybody knows that butter knives are only to be used for spreading jam, butter and rumors.
I must admit, 2 DRTs is a nice way to start the day.
“And the world is a more peaceful place, starting now.”