Thomas Luu visits the CIA
It’s real hard to find news that’s not related to the “Pulse” shooting the other day, even when it comes to stories about fellows who crash their Ford Focus into the CIA entrance gate;
A Maryland man whose mother says he was troubled by the Orlando shootings crashed a car through a gate at CIA headquarters in Langley early Monday, investigators said.
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According to the investigators, Luu told agents he crashed the gate to get the CIA’s attention but doesn’t specify why.
Luu’s mother told News4 her son was troubled and distraught by the Orlando shootings and disappeared overnight.
I’m sure he got the CIA’s attention. So, mission accomplished, Tom!
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Glad he’s off the streets before he had a chance to strangle his mom’s cat and run over her goose.
What a moronic pile of dog crap…
Maybe he was trying to one up the French display at the Eiffel Tower. At 2am I suspect some alcohol may have been involved.
It sounds like that boy is SO confused he doesn’t know whether to wind his ass or scratch his watch.
“According to the investigators, Luu told agents he crashed the gate to get the CIA’s attention but doesn’t specify why.”
Good job there Tommy….goal achieved.
Mission Accomplished! Good job dumb ass.
Lucky SOB in my book. He could have been left sitting in his car with a dozen rounds in his melon. Way to go dipshit.
I sincerly hope that not to far distant in the future, this Age of Attention Whores gets its final curtain call and we can all go back to our REAL lives.
Considering the previous incident at CIA HQ some years back, this guy should thank God (or whoever/whatever he worships) that he’s still breathing.
It didn’t turn out too well for the two trannies that ran the gate at NSA last year.
No, it didn’t. Frankly, I’m shocked that this incident didn’t end similarly.
So I guess the conclusion drawn in this article is already in dispute, right?
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-islamic-state-crime-insight-idUSKCN0Z015A
Posting it elsewhere, too.
Maybe he was launching a one man rescue raid to free Elaine Ricci.
You are not driving through that gate unless you are permitted to.
One day, just because, I drove up to the main gate at CIA HQ and asked if they had a gift shop, I wanted to buy a coffee mug. I was stone-cold sober so I have no excuse. The guard-lady said that they didn’t have one and I had to leave. I didn’t take any pictures or get a very close look but that gate house, in fact, the entire gate structure, looked fairly serious to me. This was some time ago – early 1990s I think.
Attempted suicide by gate Guard? Only a true wussie would come up with a plan that weak. Better luck next time.
Most definitely.
https://twitter.com/FirestarterIT/status/742220857343389696
Lets see here, a Ford Focus and a well built gatehouse. Shoulda worked. I hope his insurance doesn’t bail on him.
Can’t be true.
Luu sounds like an asian name. Everyone knows asians don’t do crimes and suchlike. Instead they spend all their time doing maths and playing violin.