Tuesday morning feel good stories
A security guard in St Louis, Missouri stopped an armed robbery of a restaurant. The getaway driver got away as soon as shots were fired and the thief walked as far as his little legs could carry him until he collapsed on a bridge nearby.
In Sharon, Pennsylvania, Nicholas George Anderson pounded on an apartment door until the resident opened the door and confronted him with a shotgun. Anderson punched him in the face and tried to take the gun from him. When that didn’t work, he scurried away, his flight punctuated by a shotgun blast. He was uninjured by the police rolled up on him and tackled him when he resisted arrest.
There’s this story going around about a fellow, Martin Duram, who was murdered in his home in Sand Lake, Michigan. His body was found next to his wife’s injured body. It looks like the only witness is an African Grey parrot that incessantly repeats “Don’t f—ing shoot”. The investigation has turned up nothing. So I guess we’re all waiting for the parrot to finger Duram’s wife as the murderer.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Getaway drivers, you just can’t trust them to wait for you when the SHTF, can you? Poor bastard had to walk his wounded ass to a bridge before he gave out.
“Never leave a man behind”.
Leaving fellow criminals behind – that’s another story….
Here’s a page of shootings v. deaths in Chicago for 2016. It’s mostly pictures, so it’s easier for people who can’t read to understand, because too many words make their brains hurt, but I thought the comparison chart between past and present decades in Chicago was worth a look by itself.
http://heyjackass.com/
(chuckling) The “Shot-in-the-Ass-O-Meter” and “Shot-in-the-Junk-O-Meter” graphics were priceless. Thanks.
SOunds like the Sand Lake incident is a case of abuse and self defense. But we’ll see.
apparently the police were/are familiar with the couple for a couple of domestic calls. They are saying it looks like a murder/attempted suicide, she survived an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound, and says she doesn’t remember anything. The cops just don’t have enough evidence to charge her with it.
Priest: You’re looking a bit down, Mrs. O’Toole?
Maggie O’Toole: Ah, my man got away from us last night, Father.
Priest: I’m so sorry to hear that, Mrs. O’Toole.
Did he have any last words?
Maggie O’Toole: Ah yes, Father, he did…he said “For the love of God Maggie, put the fecking gun down, all I did was kiss her!
I vote for a dedicated “Good News” section, with its own button at the top of the page, because voting is important and I heard this page was a democracy…. 🙂