Brandon Bryant; Drones and Deception

| April 18, 2016

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We’ve discussed Brandon Bryant a few times in the past. He was in the Air Force drone operator program. He began his illustrious career in the media by claiming that he had over 1660 kills as an operator of drone aircraft, until the Air Force called him a liar. Now he’s down to five people that he’s killed. When we first wrote about him, a number of his former team mates called BS on him.

One of his former team mates has gone so far as to make this documentary, Brandon Bryant the Documentary: Drones & Deceptions, which is a rebuttal to Bryant’s own documentary, Drone, which is on Netflix. I’ve tried to watch “Drone” but I can’t take that much crybaby BS in one sitting, so I’ve had to watch it in small doses. This rebuttal is an hour and sixteen minutes of Bryant’s lies in his own words and he mostly rebuts his own version of events.

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ChipNASA

I’m going to be Green Thumb at his own game.

“Douche”.

/I’ll still leave GT his standard salutation.

Green Thumb

Word.

This turd just will not flush. He just keeps pooping back up.

This tool has been called out publicly on more than one occasion. But I think he really believes it.

I hear through the grapevine that he uses it to score.

Fucking maggot.

Pinto Nag

“I hear through the grapevine that he uses it to score.”

Yeah, you just had to go there, didn’t you? Just had to give us that mental image. I’m sending you my brain-bleach bill, and I better not hear even a whimper at your end. Sadist.

Green Thumb

Send it to All-Points Logistics as I can see this clown working in their marketing department.

desert

This phony lying a.h. should run for politics! He can lie through his teeth and look you right in the eye! The asshole couldn’t figure out whether the guy in back lost his left leg or his right leg…give the bas-ard some sodium pentathol and a lie detector test right on national TV so the world will know what a pice of shyt he is!!!

19D2OR4-Smitty

Maybe we should make a medal just for him that rates above the Purple Heart and some valor medals…..oh wait.

Claw

Hey, a PV8 Moerk sighting.

I wonder how the prep on her E-9 promotion packet is going?

Do ya think that ARCOM will put her over the top?

FatCircles0311

Netflix; where B movies and incredibly misleading docutainment reigns supreme.

19D2OR4-Smitty

‘Iron Skies’ and ‘Sharknado’…enough said

3E9

If you’re a fan of music I recommend the Eagles, Muscle Shoals, and Jimi Hendrix documentaries on Netflix.

Atkron

‘I didn’t join the military to kill and break things?’

He joined for patriotic reasons like paying for education and impressing a pretty girl.

What a douche nozzle.

FatCircles0311

“Ms. Lynch had joined the army at 18 to earn money for college and become a school teacher. ”

Jessica Lynch

Nobody joins the military to do military things and as a result……

SFC D

I enlisted for the college money in 1987. Was supposed to be 4 years and ETS, off to school. 24 years later, I retired and still haven’t used the college money. It happens.

Atkron

I was speaking to his ‘Patriotic Reasons’.

-College money
-Girls

Those aren’t patriotic reasons, those are personal.

JarHead Pat

BAHAHAHAHAH no fucking shit, I just watched the film he is a total A-HOLE CUNT.

Bruno Stachel

Why on earth is Brandon Bryant wearing a kilt pin on the collar of his shirt in the still image at the beginning of the documentary that Jonn posted above?

Claw

Because he believes himself to be “The Tip of the Sword.”

(You have to pronounce Sword by leaving the “w” in it.)

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Oh he’s definitely the “tip” of something, but sword? Not so much…He’s more of a foreskin…

The Other Whitey

Post-circumcision.

Green Thumb

I thought it was the new Drone Device.

Bruno Stachel

Perhaps. Perhaps.

However, after much deep contemplation, I must conclude that it can only be the extremely rare “Most Exalted Order O’ The Daft Wee Baldy-Heided Gobshite” that is awarded bi-annually by the members of The Pentaverate (you know, the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettis, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up).

Yeah, that’s it. Totally legit!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

As in “swallow”??

NormanS

Represents all the people he has “kilt”?

Ex-PH2

Just take him to a tattoo shop and have ‘Lying Sack of —-‘ engraved on his forehead. You fill in the blank with your choice of words.

Pinto Nag

Finding pictures that nauseating has to be a talent with you, Jonn. You hit ‘brain-bleach’ level, every time.

Ugh.

Hondo

What, you ladies don’t like the bald-Euroweenie-crybaby-village idiot look? (smile)

Pinto Nag

I’d splutter in response to that comment, Hondo, but I have no idea how to do that in writing. Just…damn.

Jarhead

FACTS people! I need FACTS, the cold hard truth. So now that he’s down to five kills, where did the other 1,655 kills go? Bound to be other family members or institutionalized buddies who took out the others he claimed. What the hell….has he become the Westmoreland of this century who over exaggerated kills by 30%?

Tallywhagger

Give that young fellow an honorary Bernath for imaginative representation of facts, fantasy and fiction.

A Proud Infidel®™

Fuckin’ A, what a thumbsucking bedwetting pocket pool ace of a booger-eating bedwetting bullshitting lying-assed pile of SHIT!

Instinct

Just the photo of him up top screams wuss. Shoulders slouched, sad sack look on his face. What a fucking sack of shit.

Atkron

I like his network analyst buddy that got PTSD by hearing the phrase….’We’re killing them now boys’.

Dave Hardin

There goes over an hour of my life I can not get back. Pussies on both sides of the camera. Gutless crybaby soft non combatants who have to live with the horror of protecting freedom from an air conditioned office.

If they kill them right the first time they dont have to live with killing wounded ones. “Was that a dog or a child”, who gives a shit, lead the dog a little more and call it good.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Hey Dave, I was thinking you would enjoy this version of a day in the life of a drone pilot…

http://blog.vision-strike-wear.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sex1.jpg

Dave Hardin

Now that there is some funny shit.

FatCircles0311

Marines gonna Marine!

Love it.

Sapper3307

If you have Netflix be sure to leave a quality review of this thing.
I suggest it be moved to the fiction selection of Netflix.

ex-OS2

Cocksucker. Go fuck yourself Brandon Bryant.

Green Thumb

Word on the street is also that this tool is hitting up the local Vets Center with his “PTSD story” to “verify” his “struggles” so that the benefits keep rolling in…

PYB

I was under the impression his disability claims got denied? Perhaps it was just his claim for being physically injured that got denied (he used to be able to do a standing triple back flip before his heroics in the Battle of the Log), and maybe his PTSD claim got approved?

Perhaps a FOIA request can shed some light.

MYOB

That dude is a douche, but I refuse to watch that video and give Rhynearson any semblance of relevancy, because he is a massive tool himself.

TrollKiller

A tool in what way? You agree with Rhynearson that Brandon Bryant is a douche, so you two are of the same mind on that point.

Sounds salacious. How is Rhynearson a tool? #BrandonBryantTroll

TrollKiller

Your name isn’t Lyle, is it? LOL…