Friday morning feel good stories
In Covington, Kentucky, two burglars climbed in through a window where the homeowner met them with some celebratory gunfire sending both to the hospital. The police haven’t reported on their condition so far. there’s an alternate story told by the wounded men’s family where they were lured to the home by text messages and the injured climbed in through the window where the homeowner was hiding in a closet and ambushed them. But, I don’t see anyone climbing through a window when they’ve been invited into a home.
Two men tried to rob a convenience store in Hampton, Virginia. When they entered the store and announced their intentions, the clerk opened up with his own legally owned firearm. Timothy L. Johnson, 18, one of the thieves was DRT (dead right there). The article says that someone else was wounded with non-life-threatening injuries, but they’re not clear on whether it was the other thief or a bystander. The other thief’s name is Tacarie Javar Veney, 21 years old.
In Longview, Texas, a homeowner thwarted Kevin Mitchell Gonzales’ attempt to burglarize the home. No guns, but you’ll need to click over to see the results of the “thwarting”. All by itself, that picture will make your morning and it will last you all day.
If you’re planning on robbing a Loading Zone convenience store in Hopedale, Ohio, you should know that they’re completing a corporate-sponsored firearms training course and they’ll be waiting for you to make that bad decision.
Category: Feel Good Stories
While the Dead Right There, and the Dead Over There stories truly warm the cockles of my heart, there is nothing wrong with offering up a sound beating about the head and shoulders like that thief got. Jonn, sometimes you amaze us with your great finds. Beautiful, just plain beautiful, I say.
Yep, I could watch those cartoons all day long.
Kevin Mitchell Gonzales meets and greets three flights of stairs or gives some lip to a cast iron fry pan.
A Good Morning to all.
That or he is on some bad acid.
That is some first-class thwarting. That goblin will be seeing the world out of one eye and eating soft food for a while.
DAYYYYUM. . (giggling like a little school girl) What the hell did Mr Gonzales get beat with? A cricket bat? Good job, Mr Homeowner, good job. Wrestle the perp down, take away his gun after he fires off a shot, then beat and hold him. How DO you manage to walk down a hallway, with a set that large?
To the poor, poor KY families whose thieving main bread winners got shot. You claim that they were lured there by text messages in an ‘ambush (hambush – bad joke for muzzies). SHOW ME THE PHONES. AND THE TEXTS! Or it didn’t happen.
And remember, in today’s digital world, EVERYTHING is time/date stamped, and they’re damned difficult to fake.
I’ll be waiting over here, NOT holding my breath. . . . .
Tacarie Javar Veney’s condition and hairdo bring to mind this Eddie Murphy SNL classic:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10389
He reminds me of one of the ghetto characters in “Don’t Be a Menace”!
Naw, he just got back from Disneyland and was wearing his mouse-ears when he got blasted with a shotgun.
Looks like that asshole in Longview got thwarted by Gorilla Monsoon.
KMG thought he was somethin’
Broke into a house and got what’s commin’
Owner got mad and came a runnin’
That’s when the owner gave a really good thumpin’
The owner hit once, the owner hit twice
KMG didn’t think that was nice
KMG was dizzy and goin’ to the mat
That’s when KMG was hit with a baseball bat.
YUP! Best ass beating I’ve seen in years…printing it and hanging on my front door and one for the fridge….