Joseph A. Stetson tries to join Bundy Bunch
KALU reports that this fellow Joseph A. Stetson is claiming to be an Army “Green Beret” Colonel whose records were sealed by Ronald Reagan. He was confronted by Oregon State Troopers. He claimed that he was going to the wildlife refuge near Burns to be a Bundy body guard.
They smelled alcohol on his breath so they started to arrest him (at about 5 minutes into the video). before that he told them how he respects “authority” and that he had some Nyquil earlier. While the officers are cuffing and stuffing him for driving under the influence, he tells them that he’s going to kill them when he gets out. If you don’t believe him, he’ll tell you all day that he’s a Green Beret colonel and how his records are sealed. If the Green Beret thing doesn’t scare, he’s also Irish. here’s the officer’s body cam video;
I’d file for a FOIA of his military records, but since Ronald Reagan sealed them, what’s the point?
He’s a rebel because he’s on Google+;
my name is Joseph Arthur Stetson i am runnig for president of the united states of america 2016 if you are smart you will put a cowboy in the white house that will do good for this great country of ours instead of a crooket politicion that just lies to the american people and lines his packets with gold when i am president i will go only 100 persent by the constitution the VA, Immigration, social security, k to 12, healthcare can be fixed in six months or les with the us constitution and the american citizens so please vote for Joseph Arthur Stetson for president 2016 of the united states of america.have a good day americans.?
When I am president the way that I will fix k to 12 and higher egurcation I will only let teachers Instead of croocet polition from that state run the schools there is a noff tax payers dollars to go around
No mention of a military career;
I was married For 35 years to a beautiful women a good father a grandfather and a great person I worked as CDL truck driver for 20 years,volunteer brush fire fighter, general construction, landscaping,brick and stone mason,i am fishermen and Hunter, cowboy, famer I take care of animals and nature, I am a good citizens and I love GOD our Creator and Jesus Christ my Savior and the great Holy Spirit and I honor the Virgin Mary mother of Jesus And I love my country the united state of america and I am from New York .?
Damn those sealed records.
On tonight’s episode of Cops;
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
The Bundy’s ( I keep thinking Married with Children) sure need a lot of “Bodyguards”. All the low drag, high speed types. Or is that High Drag, Low Speed?
All the above
JAS. ???
Uh”” “DUMB ASS” is more like it
gringo pendejo ???
Bueno, Stetson – veo que finalmente aprendió a deletrear a “gringo”. Oh, y lo de “cabrón” y “cobarde”, no “carbron” y “corbarde” – ¡ tonto analfabeta.
Ahora, ir a casa y conseguir la maldita caja de brillo!
ok pendejo, si eres tan intelellente, dime que
sinifica paratumamamicuoto. ???
Oye idiota, trate de aprender cómo se escribe “inteligente” y “significa”.
si son tan valentes porque no usan sus nombres verdaderos ya se porque los crio una perra cobarde. ja ja ja.???
Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier? Is this you bitching about our not using our names here? Or is this one of the Dutch Rudder Crew? 🙄
We’re brave, yes, but not stupid. If you were a green beret, or a mercenary, as you claimed, you’d understand the tactical advantage that we have from hitting you from where you can’t see us. You, using your real name, are out in a kill zone right now. You’re having a hard time identifying us while we nail you from multiple directions.
tengo 40 anos que no escrivo espanol se me olvito poquito pedejo.
¿Poco culo? No. En tu caso, eres un culo muy grande – al parecer con un pene muy pequeño también.
Joseph A. Stetson: tengo 40 anos que no escrivo espanol se me olvito poquito pedejo.
Using that logic, we could accuse you of not having written in the English language in 40 years. You butcher both languages in your writing. This is consistent with your pattern of behavior where you want to do what you want, and not what you’re supposed to do. If you haven’t figured out the fact that your track record of poor judgement over those decades are the cause of your feeling of being “persecuted,” you’re dumber than what we initially assumed.
no me as contestado mi pregunta que cinifica paratumamamicuato.??? o pendijo es una palabra Azteca.
La palabra se escribe “Parangaricutirimicuaro”, maldito idiota.
Jesucristo, eres realmente un imbécil!
La palabra se escribe “intelligente”, tonto – no “intelellente”.
Verdaderamente, usted es un bobalicón estúpido y analfabeto. Su última palabra arriba es mal tan mal que no tengo ni idea lo que estás tratando de decir.
Ahora, ir a casa y conseguir su maldita caja de zapatos!
It’s a well known fact that feces attract flies.
JAS.???
Si, es verdad!
Joseph A. Stetson/ Dumb Ass
no eres un hombre nomas eres un corbarde pendejo???
eres un pedaso de merda como se siente ser un corbarde baboso
I prefer the term “High Speed Drag Queens.”
Word ^^^^
LMAO !!!!!!
JAS.???
Joseph A. Stetson/ Dumb Ass
Hey Joe Stetson the dumbshit, know any Swahili?
KUTOMBA WEWE!!!
JAS ? ? ?
J.. Jack
A…Ass
S..Sucker ???
S..SHITSTAIN!!!!!
S…Schister ????
Damn I can go on and on,
The cause is legit ! ! !
no need to lie your ass off about who, and what you are
just be your self. to easy, way to easy
ok pendejo, si eres tan intelillente que sinifica, asosecion de idiotas dispuesto a superarse.???
Es un gran logro para ser analfabeta en dos idiomas.
learn your Spanish before you try to write it..
I’m impressed for a bunch of guys that hate Mexicans and the Spanish language
stop using Google
How about a little bit of Swahili? KUTOMBA WEWE!
Here’s some Shakespearean English, butt-sniffer!
Sconce fuck thine self, shit for brains.
A group of people being called “idiots” for daring to hold your feet to fire claiming to be something he isn’t… Then for following that up for hammering him for coming here to try to argue against a widespread veteran disbelief of his BS. Sealed records, BWAHAHAHAHA! :mrgeen: We don’t even need to see the freedom of information request on that one to know that you’re full of baloney!
And their bodyguards are all drunks? Maybe the authorities should just let all of them guard the Bundys.
I hope he remembered to pack a lunch; those militia folks up in Oregon seem pretty bad at logistics.
Maybe he was on his way to collect his bag of dicks?
And, he really spelz lik a sekrut squrrul.
Hint: Mr. Stetson, if you’re functionally illiterate, stay off of social media.
I once knowed me a COL. from Noo Jersy who talked like he was in Goodfellas…but he could at least spell. Oh and he was a real COL. I mean, not a Green Beret (he was Snivel Affairs), but he could SPELL!
grengo pendejo eres un corbarde carbron .JAS.???’
Joseph A. Stetson/ Dumb Ass
KUTOMBA WEWE, Joe Stetson!
ok pendejo, eres un cobarde,si fueras hombre, usarias tu nompre verdadero baboso.???
¿Se refiere a “nombre”? Analfabeto.
I’m sure that the “boys” in the local lock-up had fun with the “retired Green Beret Colonel”.
“Sekrit records”… Jeezuz, will they come up with a new line?
they are all dead now the boys in the hood. JAS.??? grengo pendejo eres una llanta.????
https://youtu.be/m_mDTLphIVY
Doesn’t appear he’s literate in English above about the 3rd grade level, IDC SARC. It also doesn’t lappear he speaks Spanish any better, either.
Functionally illiterate in two different languages. Not sure I’ve seen a bilingual idiot before.
He’s as fluent in Idiotese as the rest of the Dutch Rudder Gang!
Joseph A. Stetson/ Dumb Ass
Take the cock out of you mouth, bitch… we can’t hear you!
He can’t even spell correctly in Spanish, either.
Pinche gringo culero ve a chingar a tu reputisima madre!
que dijistes pendejo chaparo culo preto y feo y idiata tamvien baboso.yo soy de Jalisco dode son los hobres de vertad baboso as de ser de michoucan.
Yep. Functionally illiterate in two different languages.
Entertaining, yes. Communicating? Um, not really.
He’s got Julio’s cock in his mouth while he’s trying to reply… that’s why is Spanish sucks!
you are a homo sick piece of sh****
Entiendo que tu padre era el mismo. Y parecen haber aprendido mucho de él.
Naught, YOU art square a sniveling spongy ninny that hath proven his idiocy aloft a gaingiving.
Jack Ass Stetson, I heard that they made you into a “wide receiver” while in the county poundyouintheass jail… that shouldn’t have been too hard since you have spent some “quality” time in Oregon Jails in the past.
Must miss those cockmeat sammiches something fierce, huh Joe???
So, in review:
1. Clearly he is a Kernell of the Green Barays.
2. The LEOs conducted an outstanding voluntary field interview and demonstrated extraordinary restraint.
3. The Kernell’s records have been sealed by my favorite POTUS … Ronald Reagan.
4. Respecting authority always includes multiple death threats against DHS, State Troopers and local LEO’s.
Conclusion:
LEGIT!
Looks like he’s still there this AM… all by is lonesome in housing block M. No booking pic on their website…
http://www.locktrack.com/public/reports/harney_or_photo_roster.html
Are there any super-talented lawyers to come bail him out and plead his case? Unfortunately the greatest lawyer in the history of Oregon is barred from practicing there anymore. Seems to me the Kernel is uniquely qualified to be the next member of the DRC.
Correction: He was never allowed to practice there in the first place, just California.
And soon, he won’t even be able to do that.
Like that would stop him.
You went their! SNAP
No booking pic?
More proof of Reagan’s record sealing ability?
Or is Stetson just so frickin stupid and ugly he broke the camera?
They probably haven’t unstrapped him yet from the restraint chair to take a picture of him without the spit hood.
“They probably haven’t unstrapped him yet from the restraint chair to take a picture of him without the spit hood”. Many upvotes for that.
I was thinking that the M housing block is the block for Mentals.
He looks like he did a tour or three with MEAL Team Six, a highly trained and experienced Jelly Doughnut Assassin! Somewhere out there a Trailer Park Airsoft Militia is missing its Commander.
I’m curious. According to the video, this all took place near midnight in May of 1970. And Reagan sealed his records. An alternate universe perhaps.
Buckaroo Banzai is involved in this… 8th dimension stuff…
“Imagine a world, where you regularly encounter drunken hobos at gas stations across Oregon. Each of them claims to be a senior ranking officer in the special operations community and their records have been sealed … Keep your hands where I can see them because … You have just entered the ‘Twilight Zone’ …”
I’m not sure if anyone here listens to Howard Stern, but this guy sounds like a combo of his wack-packers, Jeff The Drunk and Bigfoot.
Are you kidding? Bigfoot already said “I’m out” when this crap started. Not even he wants to get involved with those kinds of conspiracy theory nuts.
Apologoies for not being clear. I was referring to Bigfoot’s tone of voice not his politics, I was.
I knew it was only a matter of time until COL Sam Trautman showed up to save us all.
But I didn’t think Trautman would show up drunk.
The whole world is turning upside down. Now the comment box is about the name field and my secret email address.
Its like Walmart around here, just when you get used to where shit is, they move things.
I had some really good sarcastically smartass bullshit I was going to post and now I lost my Mojo.
And, these scroll bars are now appearing in the box where I am typing. I hate scrolling through everyone’s comments, now I have to scroll through mine while I complain about it.
My ass is starting to itch, Hondo is behind this somehow. Maybe TSO has been putting Nyquil in Jonns bedtime buttermilk.
See, SNAFU … submit the following correction to the rant above:
‘Now the comment box is ABOVE the name field…’
ʍou ƃuıɥɔʇı ʎllɐǝɹ sı ssɐ ʎɯ
Put the lime in the coconut, Dave…
Dave, speaking of Wal-Mart, I’ve heard that they are shutting down 269 stores in 2016 thereby putting 14 cashiers out of work.
Any truth to that? If you have some inside info on that, feel free to give us the lowdown./ (smile)
Walmart, damn that hope and change thing might be failing on all fronts…Obama promised hope and change and voila Walmart became the nation’s leading employer…and 85% of the new jobs created during his presidency were all shitty service sector jobs.
Nothing like a quick look at the disparity index of some of our major cities to get a taste of the economic recovery we’ve been experiencing lately.
Recovery? What freaking recovery?
Call me when the US civilian labor participation rate starts climbing consistently over time again. Until then, there hasn’t been any damn “economic recovery”.
Crazy and stupid attracting their own.
I say let em all in, then take off and nuke the site from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
My records were sealed by Sam Goody.
LMAO!! You da man Hack Stone!
Green Beret…Check Colonel…Check Irish…Check Records Sealed…Check Gonna kill all you sons of bitches!…Check Yes. he’s legit for sure. A legitimate alcoholic, poser piece of shit ass hole, with his head up his as because the doctor slapped him on the ass when he was born but he put his head back in first chance he got and there it’s remained. With nothing better to do because he obviously has no job demanding his time. Heading to where he will find like minded drunk posers, with like minded tales of secret squirrel glory. It’s kind of like going to Camp Kawana as a boy and everyone feeling their oats and sneaking looks through the binoculars across the lake at the girl’s camp. Well, actually it’s nothing like that at all, that was just a fond memory that somehow floated into this post. I digress but I have early onset dementia! Anyway, back to the Irish killing machine, the only thing he kills on a regular basis are handles of cheap booze, while he thinks of new and better bullshit stories to warm the hearts of his fellow drunks down at the “Old Poser’s Tavern” every Friday and Saturday night as well as Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Getting there when they open at 11 AM and staying until his money and/or good will among his fellow ass holes runs out. That’s why it pays for these ass holes to have ever new and better bullshit to share. The FNGs among them need material and will buy drinks to get it. He was doing pretty well in the video until, shit got real and his bullshit ran out. Then, there it came…the Irish, Sealed Records, Green Beret Colonel killing machine in all his glory. I would say it was just the booze talking but having listened to a few of these ass hats, it was also his self believing load of shit coming out in full parade uniform. The Bundy’s are better off anyway. They have enough of these clowns muddying their waters as it is. One less won’t make a… Read more »
Irish Killing Machine….agreed his specialty seems to be wiping out entire squads of nips and telling bullshit stories to anyone dumb enough to listen.
Ronald Reagan personally sealed his records, because the CinC just happens to protect the secret identities of complete fucking morons on a regular basis apparently.
They are probably in the Reagan Library.
We could always check them out….
I bet he offers to show Women he’s trying to pick up on the Luger he says he got off of a dead gook in downtown Baghdad.
ok ass hole you what to find out if I am a real GBC email me lets meat some wear deep in the woods.JAS.???
Meat in the woods?
Is that your way of saying you like being plowed?
“You shore got a purdy mouf…”
I hear banjos.
Guys, I think he meant ‘wear some meat in the woods.’
Maybe he wants to GET some meat in the woods, something like this:
SEA
Now that`s some funny shit right there!
OK, Stetson. I’ll call your bluff.
Send the site owner your full name (FirstName/MiddleName/Lastname), date of birth, place of birth, and dates of service. Include your service number or SSN if you like. I’ll use that to file a FOIA and we’ll see what your official records (which WERE NOT sealed by “Reagan”) actually say. They’re on file at NPRC – if you served at all, that is.
Joseph Arthur Stetson, place of birth. N.Y N.Y.dates of service 1980 to 1984, special forces.central America. Salvador,nicarawa, onduras. ss#263790453 I don’t remember my dd14#.
*DUUUUHHHHHH!*, WTF is a “dd14”? A DD214 is what is used to verify one’s military service, have you been imbibing on T-bird and Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktails? (FYI, a Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktail is rubbing alcohol flavored with antifreeze and formaldehyde garnished with a lead paint chip)
Jack Ass Stupid running his goo gobbler again… must be one of those things that they do in the special feces unit he was in – along with the snarfing down of cockmeat sammiches and tube steak.
Keep on running your cockholster, Stetson… you’re already Internet/TAH famous!
“It is always best for one to keep his mouth shut and let others wonder if he is an idiot than for him to open his mouth and remove all doubt” – Unknown
IMHO Joseph A Stetson IS SO PROUD of his idiocy that he parades it for all to see just like the dregs in the Dutch Rudder Gang.
OK, we’ll see what the FOIA reply says when it comes back. FOIA request to NPRC goes out in tomorrow’s mail.
You served in nicarawa and onduras? Is that near Sweaden?
How about taking some English and Grammar lessons so you don’t come across as a fifth grade dropout? You invite people to “meat some wear…”, YEAH, I also hear banjos!
So JAS… how many cockmeat sammiches did you have while in jail? How many servings of tube steak? Love that extra manmayo that they served? Can you play “wide receiver” for the local “pound you in the ass” jail team?
Fucking drunk assclown… you’re Internet famous, bitch!
I thought that you were a mercenary? You keep going back and forth, because you’re claims are just that, baloney. 🙄
Yup, your statement is an example of what people would say when they lose control. I wouldn’t be surprised if you have a history of assault against women in addition to men, resisting arrest, and getting into trouble with the law in other areas.
You have anger and control issues, and that’s readily available in the video. That’s evident with your comments here.
But, this is an example of your colossal lack of good judgement. How is a fight going to determine if you are “the real thing” Green Beret Colonel or not? Especially when you came back and claimed to be a Green Beret trained mercenary? We could tell, by your statements in the video, and here, that you were not a Special Forces Soldier, and that you are at best, embellishing a lackluster military career, or worse, making things up and are a complete phony.
Your pattern of piss poor judgment, displayed here and in the video, is part of a larger pattern of piss poor judgment that gave you the kind of life that you wish should’ve been better… you think that you deserved better, and that you were “oppressed” or “denied” what was “rightfully” yours. Instead of blaming yourself, you point to the government and accuse it, or some of its elements, of “having it in for you”. Thus, your conspiracy whack job comments in the video.
Just as you bragged about being something that you’re not here, you’re probably not the bad azz that you make yourself out to be here. Chances are, you run the risk of getting your azz kicked… if you haven’t already received numerous azz kickings yet.
there is no soldier in the world that can bet me in hand to hand com I am than with you morans
So JAS… how many cockmeat sammiches did you have while in jail? How many servings of tube steak? Love that extra manmayo that they served? Can you play “wide receiver” for the local “pound you in the ass” jail team?
Fucking drunk assclown… you’re Internet famous, bitch!
YOU MEAN THAT there is nobody that can beat you in getting to a gay bathhouse on half price night, especially when there’s a “Meat-gazer’s special” going on, RIGHT, Joseph A. Stetson?
I think by hand to hand he means a dutch rudder.
Either that or he meant to write “hand to gland”.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOrWubhMuBo&w=560&h=315%5D
https://youtu.be/YOrWubhMuBo
Now I know why that Oregon state police officer pulled you over. The way you spell obviously, means you read the same way. Pay attention dumb fuck the speed limit sign says 55 not SS! You obviously went to school just to eat your lunch
A “fact” that you demonstrated in the above video, right? 🙄 Law enforcement rolled you up quick. I don’t call that a demonstration of one’s ability to “beat” people in hand to hand combat. You’re all talk and boast, but no action. You’re like those people that brag about kicking others azzes, who end up getting their own azz kicked when it’s time to actually do some azz kicking.
I think that the only thing that could attest to your boast is that door you kicked after Law Enforcement rolled you up. You acted like a kid with a terrible case of terrible two tantrum, not some “Special Forces” guy being “taken illegally”. You acted more like a Special Ed guy. 🙄
The bold words in your quote might be a Freudian slip. I wouldn’t be surprised if you actually meant “hand to gland” as Hondo put it, as your attitude gives the appearance that the only thing that you’re beating these days is your meat.
(smile)
When I first read about your run-in with LE I wondered why they didn’t charge you with Drunk and Disorderly as well as Assaulting a Law Enforcement Officer along with the rest of what you were charged with and then it dawned on me that they were likely thinking that you weren’t worth the time, they just wanted to keep you locked up for no longer than what was necessary for them and get rid of you along with the previous day’s trash, they saw you as just another LOSER they didn’t want wasting their cell space and resources.
There you go again, picking on the Irish!
A little Mickeys beer in the morning
Likely a 40-ouncer of that along with a bottle of bottom shelf gin.
Another shit stain attracted to the king of the shitstains…
Cliven Bundy is the exclamation point on the hypocrisy of so many of our fellow citizens.
People who’ve no issue watching a man shot dead for walking down the street with a knife because he might be a threat have no issue in supporting a bunch of guys with rifles because of some perceived land rights issue that Mr. Bundy has lost each and every time he’s been in a court of law. Mr. Bundy is a serial lawbreaker yet there are people out there applauding what he does because they don’t believe the feds have the right to regulate that land over some perceived state issue of control.
If that’s true what gives the feds the right to legislate drugs in a state where the drugs are grown and used wholly within the border of a state? Why are drug dealers who don’t believe the law is fair not idolized?
Fuck Bundy, fuck the idiots that are in that refuge and fuck the morons who support this assclown.
Either you are for the rule of law and its appropriate remedies or you are not, this isn’t an only when you feel like it fucking deal.
What’s good for alleged drug dealers is equally good for proven criminals who also happen to own cattle.
Thank you as always.
OK, this comment has nothing to do with Bundy. I am simply calling bullshit on your statement that “Either you are for the rule of law and its appropriate remedies or you are not, this isn’t an only when you feel like it fucking deal.”
You’re saying George Washington should have had his ass tossed in jail, or sent to the gallows. You sure you want to own that? I’m more in agreement with George and Thomas Jefferson – “when injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.”
Right that’s what I’m saying….really? What’s this your first fucking day here?
I’m quite certain you are in no way attempting to portray this moron Bundy on an equal footing with the founders…he’s just another turd in the punch bowl.
My statement is pretty clear, when it comes to petty lawbreakers the law the is the law.
Bundy’s not a resistance fighter, he’s an assclown with a microphone. No different than any other asshole using something he didn’t pay for and now pissing and moaning about having to pay up.
Not paying your fees to the feds is like not paying your taxes, (sure there’s a lot of shit in the federal budget I don’t like but that doesn’t mean I get to resist paying at the point of a gun) sooner or later they come calling for their due.
I thought I made it real clear, like in my first sentence, that I was not talking about Bundy. I was talking about your statement about the law is the law, and we have to obey it. I called bullshit on that, and I stand by it. Ask the guys at Nuremberg how that “I was just obeying the law” thing worked out for them.
Jesus, hyperbole much?
The difference is that we here in America have the power to vote politicians out of office. We can ‘petition the Government for redress of grievances’. We can peacefully assemble. We can speak our minds and publish our thoughts with no fear of the law.
George Washington and the Founders, by contrast, did not have these liberties. They were constantly harassed by HM King George III and his men. They were subject to ‘Tyrannies and Usurpations’ that prevented them from self-governance. They had no voice in His Majesty’s Parliament. Beeeeeg difference there, right?
Now, let’s take a look at an example most older TAH readers will remember – the Civil Rights Movement. The Freedom Marchers of that era were subjected to many ‘Tyrannies and Usurpations’ themselves. They were illegally denied the vote. They were harassed by the KKK and police departments. Lynchings and burnings were commonplace.
See what the two had in common? Neither the Founders nor the Civil Rights leaders had any legal voice or recourse. These people up at Bundy do. That is why the unlawful actions of the Brady Bunch cannot be bundled in with George Washington or Rosa Parks.
Any questions?
ass hole what rule of law o.j simsen bill clenton.
Joseph A. Stetson/ Dumb Ass
It appears that the only word this drunk POS can spell is ASS…
He can’t spell in Spanish any better than he spells in English.
Just what I thought also
roburt blaek faty erbekl
Hey Stetson, let me give you some advice, LAY OFF of the T-bird and MD20/20 before you post and you MIGHT say something remotely intelligent.
Joseph A, Stetson/Cockmeat Sammich Connoisseur
Joseph A. Stetson DOES NOT know me.
El no me sabe tambien. 🙄
Originally posted by Joseph A. Stetson: ass hole what rule of law o.j simsen bill clenton. The situation with the idiots that you wanted to join up with, and the O.J. Simpson case, are two different things. Unfortunately, situations like the Simpson case happen in our court systems, rule of law allowed for the jury of that case the option to acquit him. Rule of law also required those idiots occupying federal lands to abide by specific laws and regulations, to include not trespassing. You may not like those sets of laws, and regulations, but they must be followed. THAT’s an example of rule of law. You don’t respect rule of law, as evidenced by your butchery of both the English and Spanish languages. You dismiss your atrocious Spanish to “not writing it for 40 years”. You gave yourself an excuse to do what you want instead of following grammar, syntax, etc., when it comes to writing. You were about to trespass onto federal property before one group of society’s heroes, law enforcement, stopped your azz. Rule of law required you to cooperate with your arrest, and to not pose a danger to law enforcement and to yourself. Instead, you resisted arrest, displayed public drunkenness, issued verbal threats, damaged public property, etc., in the aftermath of a suspicion that you were drinking under the influence, all in violation of rule of law. This is all a trend of you wanting to do what you want to do at the expense of what you’re supposed to do. You expect society to cave in and abide by what you think the “rules” should be rather than you abide by rule of law. Yet, you want to be President of the United States, the man in charge of the branch of the government responsible for enforcing the laws of the land. 🙄 Rule of Law is one of the things that made this a great country… had people like you had their way, we wouldn’t have made it as a country. Given your pattern of conduct, you’d violate both, the Constitution and Federal… Read more »
This guy is a late addition to The Bundy Bunch. That makes him Cousin Oliver. They have now officially jumped the shark.
Drunk and full of Irish Courage, the Sam Trautman (sp?) wannabe shows up to save the day.
C’mon; sealed records? That line was old and stale back in the 1980s. It’s since ossified and turned white. I mean, I am no military expert and have no authority on military matters. That said, common sense should beg for the question ‘If all this stuff is so sooper-dooper sekret skwirrel, why exactly are you talking about it so openly?’
Probie is back on probation status, ninety (90) days and that fark nuts in the video? Even money says that state trooper served in the Marines and probably doing his absolute best to not knock said fark nuts on his drunk, dumb ass. Kudo’s state trooper.
I HAD his records with me in the bag when I jumped, his blaming Ronald Reagan is pure bullshit!
D.B.C! How are ya buddy? I would sign your name in the Visitor’s Log at the ASW Ops Center in Sigonella, for our mission briefs. Got away with it for ALMOST the whole deployment.
Some people have no fookin’ sense of humor.
D.B.,
Where have you been?
Hangin’ in ASWOC SIG, Master Chief!
Who knows, I might still be lurking around Fort Myers for all anyone knows!
Are you depositing coconuts anywhere?
What is being lost in this whole cluster fuck is the Hammonds. Bundy saw a pulpit and came to make trouble. He and his merry band of retards are not wanted there. This is the rancher version of the BLM movement.
“Lamont Cranston” signed for a helluvalot of supplies during Operation Joint Endeavor. Or so I hear.
Same thing for Benton Harbor.
He’s Everywhere! He’s Everywhere!!
Not Safe for Anywhere (NSFA), “I am Going to Kill You” song:
˙sɐʍ ʇı ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʇsnɾ dn pǝʞɔnɟ ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd sɐʍ ǝʇıs sıɥʇ ‘ǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝʇɐɥ ı ‘ǝƃuɐɥɔ oʇ plo ooʇ ɯɐ ı
Why are you writing in Russian?
White Man On Booze, Makes Ass Out of Red Deer With Boobs. No More Fire Water Fire Water For Him
Joe are you off the bottle ???? finally I hope
Is there ANYONE in the Bundy Bunch that WASN’T THE most badassed wonder-wompus Honey Badger/Wolverine hybrid of a SooperdooperseekritskwirrelSEALRangerReconScoutSniperSF that ever existed? Maybe someone should have sent them some enema kits along with the dildos and lube, naaaah, they’d wash their brains out with that!
At this point, you might as well call the Bundy/Oathkeepers by their true name:
League of Liars/League of Phonies.
Sounds like he has some Viking blood in that cold medicine.
BREAKING NEWS:
It was a pellet gun!
Pellet Gun = For Real LEGIT!
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/joseph-stetson-arrest-oregon-militia
ahhhh… one who uses there fourth point of contact for thinking should be locked up and protected from them selfs…
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sometimes I think I would like to try and see things from their point of view but there is NO WAY I could put my head THAT FAR up my ass!
2009, 2013 and 2015 Mug Shots here:
http://www.kptv.com/story/31054423/police-man-headed-for-burns-standoff-arrested-for-duii-resisting-arrest
2016 Mug Shot coming soon!
Thirteen Bears see big group of Jackasses get dumber every day, how soon they implode and run without fire water for fake courage and without take-out pizza?
Inbreeding Makes Fools. Arrow Tipped In Snake Venom With Dog Shit. May Help
Skippy, You Are Learning My Wisdom Finally. Your Time In Sweat Lodge Has Worked
Are you an Ingin?
Of Da Poka Hoo Tribe.
Instead Of Casinos, We Run Brothels All Over Our Land In Arizona And Nevada And Utah
Our Capital Is At Tuna Ranch, Nevada
You Can’t Miss Us On US-95 Da Smell Of Fish Is In The Wind
Sincerely
Chief Papago Joe
Here he is:
Joseph A Stetson, Age: 50-54
12450 SW XXXXXXX Rd Unit XXX
Portland, XX XXXXX
He lives in a unit!
Probably Section 8 Housing for Retired US Army Kernells of the Green Barays!
Here when he was a younger more rational man of 47 years old, he had a run in at a trailer park, kicked in a door and violated a restraining order:
http://www.co.washington.or.us/_cs_upload/News/sonews/333855_1.pdf
OOH, so he’s a member of his Trailer Court militia’s SWAT team as well?
▶ 4:28
Stetson…this a late post on your claims. Just the same, you should know you are dealing with a group of educated (in EVERY segment) veterans who strongly dislike liars and posers. You appear to be offspring of both. Your written responses clearly show you are not yet at the beginner’s GED level, yet you attempt to argue as if you have a chance. In the nearly one year I’ve been posting on this site, some things have become as clear as shallow waters in and around Australia and certain parts of Hawaii. The posters on this site stick together like any group of Marines, Special Forces, Navy SEALS, etc. The most of us don’t know even one person on this site personally. There are exceptions as occasionally seen. Regardless, we all act as a Band of Brothers in sticking together and supporting each other…..especially when we are dealing with the face of Just Plain Wrong. Now coming on here and acting like a tough guy….that puts you in a no-win situation from day one. Piss one off, and you have pissed all of us off. You should really stroll through the pictures of phonies outed and read all the communications exchanged with a James Gattoni. Just as you, he had little control of his temper. Had it not been for Dave Hardin, Gattoni might have showed up at someone’s home and ended up in a bad way. Last but not least, some of us still stay in pretty good shape, knowing a longer healthier life can be enjoyed by remaining physically active and happy. My point is, even some of the old timers on here could and WOULD surprise you when it comes to confrontations. Most would first walk away, but if you pressed the issue further, a short fuse says end it quickly and on the spot. Not to mention, deliver the kind of hurt the aggressor will not want to get up and face again. This is NOT a threat, but you are playing in deep water when you need to stay in the kiddie pool with your… Read more »
MORE BREAKING NEWS:
President Ronald Reagan has message for Joseph A. Stetson:
Cuffing and stuffing. Jonn, that almost rates a spew alert. People down the hall think I broke Rule 1 at lunch today from the giggling.
Paper, Rock, Scissors.
Marines, SEALs, Green Berets.
Who do you send in to end the refuge standoff and how do they do it?
Or should we just send them sugar free gummy bears and cheap beer and let the dip shits die of dehydration?
So he was a Colonel? After seeing his writing sample from his Presidental campaign platform, I’m dying to see one of his seminar papers from Army War College.
You misunderstand….he was Colonel of the Urinal one time at camp.
I’ve thought of starting my own TV Reality show with these bottom-shelf-booze-and-T-bird besotted slovenly LOSERS, I can see the promo ads now – “TONIGHT, ON EXTREME LOSERS AND IDIOTS…”
That is a epic gay porn mustache. Just saying, not that I would anything about that.
Breaking News Here it looks like a Fundy has been arrested
http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reviewjournal.com%2Fnews%2Fnation-and-world%2Ffederal-authorities-arrest-ammon-bundy-oregon-protest&h=MAQHlcTZrAQEutdfRGoSntkuB9LOMlUZON0XKIwseInkdHQ&enc=AZNNOUimMrwO7vtdsRzJCVw_lICisyPOCl6xyYMkTAsQECX4uCJwmNAt3ju_jyGQ27QWgKRg9g838hw-_jvjlKK17UQ17YEaBmZ-Nm-7ELtFt1m5JO6aD1FLpK8D8DuWR3ci4E66xsrZMO_sOPDP9L8za9tzJ52QUCPnSdrmvLKc8Fz8wcncaRt7tpk7Ax3t1oYQ45Y0v-1duzGOHTU2Wd_4&s=1
Confirmed by CNN, and Oregon Public Broadcasting.
http://www.opb.org/news/series/burns-oregon-standoff-bundy-militia-news-updates/lockdown-harney-county/
8 arrested, some shooting ,at least one dead reported as of 10 pm EDT.
Edit – typo – 5 arrested, not 8 according to Oregonian Live:
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/bundys_in_custody_one_militant.html#incart_maj-story-1
Now 7 arrested Robert ‘LaVoy’ Finicum was the one killed. Of course supportors are claiming he was on his knees and had surrendered. Phony Ranger Payne and Budda Boy Cavalier (phony Marine) were among those arrested, John Ritzhiemer was taken into custody in Arizona abouthe same time.
Hope they all enjoy some time “tossing salad” for Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” in the county poundthemintheass lockup….
S’about time, I was wondering how much longer the Authorities were going to put up with those snotheads and their assclownery. I wonder what kind of dumb shit they’ll say and try to pull off in court? I bet at least a few of them will be very Bernathian both in and out of court.
Just had to know that this was not going to end well.
Those boneheads were hell-bent on engaging the Feds in any way they could in order to whore for more attention, I wonder what those Airsoft-heads will try next?
OK, standard offer. If anyone can come up with the required info (FirstName/Middle Name/Lastname PLUS date of birth PLUS place of birth), I’ll file a FOIA request on “Colonel Hat” here. SSN also works in place of DOB and POB.
Send the info thru Jonn. As always, don’t do anything unlawful to obtain any information about the a-hole.
Wouldn’t the DOB be available via arrest records and mugshot pages?
No. DOB is usually not releasable public info.
Now if you obtain it legally, you can use it!
I guess Robin Sage will begin to incorporate spelling and grammar classes very soon.
[…] claiming to be a Green Beret (what? You’re a hat, dude?) chances are he’s nothing such, like this assclown, and chances are good that Jonn and his writers have the goods on him — like that […]
Could this be him?
https://www.facebook.com/joseph.stetson.39
That’s his “war face”… pee your pants scary, isn’t it? NOT!!!
I guess ol’ Joe is out of jail now (Facebook comments), but he still didn’t get no book learnin’ while he was in the hoosegow.
He’s not as Thrunk as we dink he is.
JAS, I don’t know many folks in the Special Ops community, but the ones I do know are typically able to speak without sounding like a blathering moron, and also able to construct a simple sentence without slaughtering the English language like Michael Moore at a Vegas buffet.
Try harder. Try again.
Okay, 6PM on the West Coast, and Joe has likely been kicked out of every bar with a Happy Hour.
Passed out or just back in jail? Does anyone really fucking care?
“i was traind in mexico by a green beret in 1977 that served in vietnam wee whent to centrol america as us mercenarys in 1978 i worked in gradalajara jalisco as a federal offercer for two years”
Stetson, did you get your high school diploma out of a Crackerjacks box?
You think he went to school at all? What an optimist you are!
Oh, here, if he wants to try Insults in Spanish 101, let him figure this one out.
Ola! Stetson! Tu madre es puta y pendeja. Vete a jalar el pescuezo al pollo. Te meto la verga por el osico para que te calles el pinche puto osico hijo de perra!
That should shut his yap for a while.
Oh, I figured that he’d probably failed miserably at any attempts at educational accomplishments, and got lucky when he opened that box of Crackerjacks and found that diploma.
He probably had to have someone write/type his name on it for him.
Possibly. This guy appears to be functionally illiterate in two different languages.
What sex position produces the stupidest offspring? Just ask Joseph A. Stetson’s parents for the right answer!
He’s what happens when mama swallows…
Better watch out… Joe Blowbubba the former Federale may show up and show you how “bad” he is.
Next thing you know, he’ll tell us that he was the inspiration behind “Machete”… probably wrote the script and was the “technical adviser” for it.
I don’t think that the Federales would take too kindly to a pendejo gringo claiming to be one of them…
Look at what Joseph A. Stetson/Cockmeat Sammich Connoisseur poseted up in the Facebook section of the comments:
“i was traind in mexico by a green beret in 1977 that served in vietnam wee whent to centrol america as us mercenarys in 1978 i worked in gradalajara jalisco as a federal offercer for two years”
Trained in Mexico in 1977 by a Green Beret that went to Vietnam? Mercenary? Federale? Sounds like the mescal took and bit him in the ass one too many times.
Hey Joe Shitbird the rag man? You’re Internet famous, bitch!!!
Joseph A. Stetson/Cockmeat Sammich Connoisseur
Joseph A. Stetson: i was traind in mexico by a green beret in 1977 that served in vietnam
In the video, you claimed to be a colonel/lieutenant colonel in the Special Forces. Now, you “were trained” by someone who was special forces, who was also a Vietnam War Veteran. This is a contradiction in your statements, just as you contradicted yourself in the video. There, you claimed that you respected law enforcement before you disrespected law enforcement.
Joseph A. Stetson: wee whent to centrol america as us mercenarys in 1978 i worked in gradalajara jalisco as a federal offercer for two years
How could you have been a colonel/lieutenant colonel in the Special Forces if you were just a mercenary? U.S. mercenaries? How about private mercenaries?
Jimmy Carter was president during that time; here, you’re claiming service during the late 1970s. If that were the case, Ronald Reagan wouldn’t have “sealed” your records. Even then your story is full of holes, as the president can’t overrule the law of the land. Your story doesn’t fit one where a president would go behind the Constitution’s, and federal laws’, backs, to “seal a record.”
We didn’t even need to see your records to know that you were full of shit when you claimed that Ronald Reagan ordered your records sealed, as that screamed “not green beret”. That’s a key theme that finds itself within many a faker’s story.
You ain’t gonna believe where publicrecords.directory says a guy named “Joseph Arthur Stetson”, age 52, lives now. The town should be rather familiar to longtime readers. (smile)
Of course, his FEC Form 2 (Statement of Candidacy) lists “General Delivery, Charleston, SC” as the address for his presidential campaign. Go figure.
http://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/415/15031423415/15031423415.pdf#navpanes=0
That’s since been updated to an address on East Bay Street. However, he’s apparently made no quarterly filings since submitting his FEC Form 2.
http://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/forms/C00577775/