Manbun at Malheur

| January 14, 2016

David Frye

I think manbuns were listed in Revelations as one of the sure signs of the beginning of the Apocalypse. I detest men who think that tying their hair into a little ball of greasy, unwashed hair on the back of their empty noggins is fashionable. I think this David Fry fellow uses a manbun when he thinks that he can get away with it. He’s currently running the website, defendyourbase.net, for the National Stolen Valor Convention and Circle Jerk at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.

Fry says that he drove through a blinding snow storm to get to Oregon, you know, that’s as heroic as he can get.

Fry is using Bureau of Land Management computers to moderate his website. Apparently, if you read his Google+ account, he’s not a real fan of Jews or Israel. When the media pointed that out, he deleted his #Hitlerwasright and his pro-ISIS hashtags according to Oregon Public Broadcasting;

Fry’s Google+ account shows the Ohio man regularly posts anti-Semitic, homophobic, and pro-Nazi propaganda on social media.

Fry also posts in support of ISIS.

“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR ISIS TO NUKE ISRAELHELL!” he wrote on the site Nov. 30.

When asked to explain his feelings about Israel and ISIS, Fry spoke at length of government conspiracies, plots against multiple countries, Sept. 11, court records, computer viruses on Japanese computers, Fukushima and a Jewish conspiracy against the free world that involves causing nuclear meltdowns.

I was at his Google page briefly and apparently he’s not a fan of chem-trails, either. He also uses Google+ instead of Facebook to post his manbun thoughts because Facebook is an Israeli conspiracy against something or other.

I’ll add that I have no evidence that he wears a manbun – he just looks like the type.

I hear that it was actually one of our number who sent a bag of dicks in our name to the folks at the refuge, and I endorse that message.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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A Proud Infidel®™

OY VEY! Those chemtrails, they’re nearly pure Dihydrogen Monoxide! That fercockt shmendrick might be on to something. 😀

Guard Bum

You scoff but I’ve seen combat footage from WWII and they had Chem Trails too….how do you explain that? (LOL)

Tom Huxton

The “bun” is a poor woman’s facelift. First she pulls both sides tight, then braids in the top. Takes 10 years off her face. Pulled too tight?: you may be mistaken for oriental, or left with a permanent toothy grin.

Thunderstixx

Or end up looking like Nancy, “Stretch” Pelosi…
God forbid, although in his case it would be an improvement…

PavePusher

Shkillery has done this frequently too.

jackthejarhead

BAG OF DICKS!!!! You guys crack me up! What an “Illustrious” group they have there in Oregon. They have their own in-house anti-Semite!How convenient!

AW1 Tim

I’m thinking that someone needs to print up a few dozen 8X10 glossies of members of the DRC so that clown car posse can have something to fap to.

Lord knows both sides deserve each other.

Friend S. Wilkins

I had no idea what a man bun was so I did a little research. 😉

http://www.manbunhairstyle.net/

Billy.hill

You’ll love this then…

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8YgTaMyZRk&w=560&h=315%5D

Thunderstixx

Is scurvy still a disease?
If so, it looks like he has a bad case of it…

Daisy Cutter

Like scurvy, it’s most likely a computer geek vitamin deficiency brought about by a steady diet of Hot Pockets and Skittles.

Daisy Cutter

Washed down with Red Bull I might add.

Fjardeson

Cant tell clearly because of the beaver remnants on the upper lip, but also looks like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as well.

Dave Hardin

Gummy Dicks are packed with vitamin C.

Claw

So Gummy Dicks are just like Brondo, only in solid form instead of liquid.

Have I got that right?

So Brondo is better than Red Bull?

Claw

Cause not only does Brondo have vitamin C, it also has electrolytes.

Claw

There I go again, misspelling words.

Delete Brondo, insert Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator.

Instinct

I thought Brawndo was that martial arts style that used paper towels as a weapon

ChipNASA

OAE CPO USN Ret

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the defendyourbase link.

Daisy Cutter

Just say no to manbuns.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

I heard they’re mandatory on Manluv Thursdays…

Daisy Cutter

They are sanctioned by NAMBLA.

Ncat

I believe they’re also known as the “other” love handles!

Mark

He’s got that rodent “rat boy” face about him. Obviously Ihe is inbred.

Perry Gaskill

Fry said he was able to breach security on the government computer with the diabolically clever trick of starting it from Linux on a thumb drive. This is apparently supposed to show he’s a ‘Leet Samurai Moonbat Haxor Dood.

Or a typical 12-year-old. Take your pick…

GDContractor

If you are suggesting the government should shut down all contracts with purveyors of Red Hat Linux, I think you should consider all the implications of doing so. This contemplated Black Swan Event could have an adverse impact on women owned economically challenged small businesses and their associated stochastics.

AW1Ed

“…and their associated stochastics.”

You pulled that term at random!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Fry a racist??? Say it isn’t so? Just like his crying buttbuddy Rizheimer, who just so happens to have friends that have the same viewpoints… how fucking ironic.

Martinjmpr

His manbun goes well with his face pubes.

UpNorth

And his greasy hair emphasizes that complexion so well.

Claw

So to steal a phrase from Green Thumb:

Dude looks all felonious and shit.

I wonder if he steals his mom’s mascara to darken up that wispy peachfuzz on his face?

The Other Whitey

Mrs. Whitey is in excellent shape, and you couldn’t pry the smile off her face with hydraulic tools.

The Other Whitey

Not sure why it put my reply up here. It was supposed to be down below.

Silentium Est Aureum

If you have a beard, but can’t change a tire, SHAVE.

Hondo

Aww, how cute. Looks like they now have their own little branch office of Veteran’s Today at Malheur. Or would that perhaps be a branch office for some other crackpot racist organization that loves conspiracy theories?

OWB

d. All the above

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks like the type one sees on Interstate off ramps with a cardboard sign saying “WILL WORK FOR FOOD, please help, God Bless”.

Jarhead

Where do I apply to be the visual reality ringmaster of this crowd of reprobates?

Pinto Nag

I wish you’d get over that mean streak you have Jonn, about posting images that need brain bleach to get rid of…

http://www.goodlolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/What-has-been-seen-cannt-be-unseen-Cat-funny.jpg

Dave Hardin

I am trying to get excited over all this. I just can’t make the connection on how putting a Welcome Center Shit House under siege is going to bring about all this change.

This kid just likes to make statements that gets everybody all worked up. I would never do something like that of course. Dumb ass here needs mommy or someone to step in and get his ass away from the other loons before he gets hurt.

Do stupid shit, wins stupid prizes. I sure hope he doesn’t let all that secret gobbermint information on those computers fall into the wrong hands. The damage to public shit houses across the country will be catastrophic.

Instinct

Well, Dave, this is just like John Brown’s raid on Harper’s Ferry.

Same amount of planning seems to have gone into both: no supplies, no plan beyond the initial moment, and both seem to have suddenly discovered that the people they expected to rush to their defense have instead told them to FOAD.

So really, these guys are just performing a historic reenactment.

Dave Hardin

The irony of John Brown was U.S. Marines were ordered to re-take the aromory…lead by Robert E. Lee.

I guess Wally the Plumber could lead Operation Pink to break the Shit House Siege.

GDContractor

I tuned it to see Revelations get debunked.
//so disappointed

Dave Hardin

Nah, these guys are giving people with faith a black enough eye as it is. That seems to piss me off more than most of them.

If they start preaching End Times Prophecy from the Shit House, I will chime in.

Haywire Angel

I guess these guys didn’t get the message that the TOWN doesn’t want them there, and NO ONE wants to be associated with them. I’m a couple hours away from these rectal entertainers, and they keep digging in their heels. Stupid is as stupid does!

Daisy Cutter

Even the occupation of Alcatraz Island by Native Americans ended with “Left without power, fresh water, and in the face of diminishing public support and sympathy, the number of occupiers began to dwindle.”

What will most likely happen with Malheur is that another huge news event will overshadow and the reporters will pack up their cameras and leave.

It’s not a total loss for the “militias”. They’ll get a few good YouTube videos out of it.

The Other Whitey

On a completely unrelated note, my son was born 30 minutes ago and is doing great!

ChipNASA

CONGRATS….YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Claw

Congratulations Sir.

And I assume Mother is also doing great.

Pinto Nag

Claw, I doubt he would have posted that if she wasn’t…

Congratulations, TOW, on your new son.!

Claw

PN, you are correct. Thank You.

The Other Whitey

Mrs. Whitey is in excellent shape, and you couldn’t pry the smile off her face with hydraulic tools.

Twist

Outstanding. Enjoy the newest addition to the Whitey clan. You will have many sleepless nights ahead of you, but it is well worth it.

3E9

Congrats!

MrBill

Congratulations and best wishes to the Whitey family!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Congrats!

Instinct

Congratulations!

If this is your first, just understand four things:

1 – Baby Einstein toys will actually last more than a month

2 – Carters clothing is actually the size they say it is.

3 – Graco products rock. Car seats, playpens, they’re all good

4 – Any other advice people give you is suspect at best and wrong at worst.

🙂

Ex-PH2

You left out these things:

Frozen waffles are good for cutting teeth because they have their own built-in drool cups.

Anything that can be pulled open or apart, like stove burner knobs, utensil drawers and liquor cabinet doors, needs a lock on it last year.

Baby food is not YOUR food. Stop seasoning it to YOUR taste. And stop eating it.

Instinct

Uh, you HAVE to let them in the liquor cabinet otherwise how can they mix your after work drink?!

Ex-PH2

Did I tell you my nephew went missing at 15 months, and was subsequently found half asleep in the liquor cabinet, sucking on the cork of a wine bottle?

B Woodman

Also, dog biscuits are good for teething. DO NOT use that zweibak biscotti style teething biscuit for children. Yeck! It turns into a gummy drooly mess.

The Other Whitey

I learned all of the above with my daughter, but thanks all the same!

AnotherPat

Congrats! First or second? 😉

The Other Whitey

Second child, first boy.

Instinct

Well, you’ll learn about how changing a diaper is different with boys real soon.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

I have one boy that was followed by two girls.

A Proud Infidel®™

I take it your boy was a “Sharpshooter”? 😀

Sapper3307

+25 for you.

Sapper3307

And get sleep when you can.

B Woodman

TOW, Jr.
Give him every bit of love you’re able. It’s an investment with a high rate of return.

Dave Hardin

Outstanding ! Hope all is well with Mom too.

The Other Whitey

It is!

Dave Hardin

Semper Fi

Haywire Angel

Congratulations TOW! Make sure you are quick on changing those diapers, or the “fire hose” will get you!! LOL

Animal

I don’t know you TOW, but congrats on the baby. Is it your first?

The Other Whitey

“Fire hose,” huh? Not that I’d know anything about that… 😉

UpNorth

Congrats, TOW.

Hondo

Congrats, and glad to hear mother and child are both doing fine.

A Proud Infidel®™

Rock on. TOW, CONGRATS and my best wishes to you and yours!!!

Guard Bum

I have 6 and could have negotiated something with you to save all the trouble but congrats all the same!

Semper Idem

Congrats on the new addition. You must be very proud.

Good luck! ;o)

CavScoutCoastie

Looks like I’m late to the party but congratulations. Where’s my cigar?

David

https://www.yahoo.com/makers/delightfully-evil-baby-card-plays-225628549/photo-it-looks-sweet-and-innocent-1452732342501.html

Hope you don’t get one of these…. some sadistic sonuvabitch has won my admiration though!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Geez if nazi, anti-semite cranks want to spew their shit from their own home fine, but take a government building to do that? Really?

C’mon Obama show the same fortitude Reno did under Clinton and bulldoze these little pukes in the dustbin of history as another footnote acknowledgement for whackjobs everywhere.

A Proud Infidel®™

I would call “Cease Fire” on that just because they’re squatting in a Wildlife refuge that is used by many vacationers, they decided to squat there for attention-whoring purposes while it was closed and unoccupied during the off season. I see the Waco fiasco as Government overreach, it was private property AND there were many other avenues of approach to ending that shy of breaching it with a US Army CEV and letting the cuckoos set it ablaze.

Jarhead

API…Right on point, most all of these Man bun characters are squatting to pee. Tell me they don’t all look like bearded women from some circus. And that dude’s link to what it is labeled as Oregon Standoff when it should read
Oregon Jerk Off. It appears the influx of dildo donations has attracted some who would like to put them to use. This is probably going to be released as a porn film in the future. Maybe even a snuff flick titled “Maul Her At the Malheur”. When the transvestite midgets start showing up with the shaved heads and road direction tatoos on their assesses, you can start expecting Skelter Helter from the S/M crowd. The kissing booth run by lesbians will take too much business from the tranny gear booth. Fights will break out and all hell will break loose.

Green Thumb

Definitely an All-Points Logistics production directed by the one and only False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress.

Dapandico

Man Bun? Big Bubba calls it leverage for throat jamming.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

OK, so I went to this woman’s web site.

Oh, it is a man.

Sorry!

I listened for about 1:45 and then I closed the site never to return.

So here is what I have to say about this hippie fucht:

AnotherPat

If Manbun puts on about 200-300 pounds, he could pass for Art Leal’s twin.

Ex-PH2

Manbuns? Oh, for a very long moment, I thought it was a discussion about a previously unknown native tribe, perhaps discovered hiding in the forests of the PacNW. Sort of an offshoot of the Mandan tribe, but then I saw that I was wrong.

I will never get rid of that image.

Dave Hardin

John "Faker 6" Giduck

Some clarity is required here as a result of my time in the mens’ room at various truckstop:

– MANBUN: A method to keep spewed throat yogurt out of one’s hair or fromunda cheese while gargling the hairy boys of the unwashed masses at a truck stop or rest area

– MAN BUNS: An alternative yet $0.25 more expensive place to deposit throat yogurt. Sometimes I need spare change to buy chiclets.

The difference should be more clear now.

sincerely

John “Faker 6” Giduck

Green Thumb

Awesome.

streetsweeper

where’d this rat looking mofo come from?

Just An Old Dog

New name for the SV tourney trophy:
the “Manbun McChodeyodler” award.

Jarhead

Note to self: If ever I want to take part in a take over of public land to stage a protest, MORE THAN ANYTHING……..Do Not Let The Public Know Someone Sent Me A Dildo!!!!!!!

Green Thumb

Assclown.

Green Thumb

I bet this turd is into dragons, unicorns and weird-shaped dice.

Just saying…