TAH on Lars Larson’s Radio Show
So, MCPO and I were on the Lars Larson Show on Tuesday night. We discussed the 9th Circuit’s decision to allow Elvin Swisher to continue to wear his Purple Heart that he didn’t earn in his pretend secret war against North Korea and China.
Honestly, from a business standpoint, as a Stolen Valor blog, this will be good for business. Why would I think that? Well, here’s what the mudbrained halfwit constituency of TAH says about it;
Airborne ….! All you fucking Leggs…. (non-airborne personnel)
See how much trouble you stolen valor cottage industry people are in today…. After last Monday when the supreme court sent your stupid asses a flying..
Now you know I can go fashion my own medal of honor (replica) and wear it around the parades as a replica, right..? NONE of your fucking business anymore.
That trident navy seal thingymajiggy that don Shipley and his current duty navy seals are conspiring together is pretty much, going to poof, now. Huh..?
Oh Shit. Now don’t forget the black guy Veteran Mr. Hall out in New Orleans who got fired because of Don Shipley (singing & dancing with his wife) about Hall’s trident tattoo on the mobbed victims arm.
Now that sounds like a pretty strong lawsuit case right there.. Maybe a civil rights case specifically.
How many lawyers do you weenies want to help you all now..? Less today, huh.
The Iceland IMMI new-media loves you guys… In Iceland shows who you all really are. Not pretty like you all like to think about yourselves valiant efforts so far.
In reality.. “You are on the wrong side of history”.
In the upcoming court appearances… which you all are invited.. “It will be really, really, really hard to shove that Bernath honorary cpo nothing up the Judges’ ass, as stolen valor at all
Meanwhile I believe Americas Stolen Valor cottage industry for current duty military fun and now profit “has jumped the shark” in California. (R.I.C.O. Act)
Any current duty U.S. Military stolen valor vigilante activities on a Government’s network and against authentic combat disabled Vietnam War Veterans is a very provable case outright.
I have a Special Forces Association X Green Beret awarded to me and an Associate Life Membership also awarded to me.
You bloggers are fucked, now.
I think my civil rights have been violated all over the fucking place and attached to the stolen valor military community. Got that picture, dumb asses.
Did I mention I am 100% combat disabled…
2 Purple Hearts, valor in combat, Infantry Air-Medal, combat infantry badge, airborne ranger trained with jump-pay, and Ranger Scrolls on each shoulder as a Private First Class in Vietnam. See, you are double-fucked big time..…
By the way. Have you got any real proof of stolen valor or just 3rd party news accounts. Any witnesses, any affidavits, any pictures of stolen valor, wearing any medals that were not mine..? Nooo!
See how much trouble you people are in now..
Good.
The LRP-41 Cometh… lrp41@cfl.rr.com
Somehow, Dallas Wittgenfeld thinks that we’re governed by the 9th Circuit way over there on the West Coast. Even if we were somehow in their jurisdiction, their decision was on the powers of government to enforce 18 U.S.C. section 704. Just like I’m not tethered by the Bill of Rights to allow everyone a chance to express their opinion here, I’m also not responsible for allowing people their “free speech” in regards to stealing valor. I’m not the government, so the 9th Circuit’s decision doesn’t affect anything we do here. You would have thought that Wittgenfeld would have learned to keep his mouth shut when the Supreme Court overturned the Alvarez case.
Oh, yeah, Dallas, the 9th Circuit is NOT the Supreme Court – you need a better lawyer.
Category: Stolen Valor Act
Witless seems to have two brain cells….and they are definitely not on speaking terms with each other.
He’s been snarfing down DRG “Cock”tails again… and having delusions of dorking the neighbor’s Pomeranian again. His only experience with the law has been the number of times he’s been in front of a judge and the shitty advice he gets from Dickless Danni-boi.
Nice booking pic… QuEeFeRs!!!
NOPE, DallASS Witlessbooger does indeed have two brain cells, it’s just that one is in a wheelchair and the other endlessly pushes it around in circles like a hamster on its wheel!
I swore I saw the CT Scan and it showed two gravestones and a giant sign that said “We’ll pay you to move into our space.”
Honestly, those two brain cells are dead.
Dall Ass – Put down the crack pipe and step away from the keyboard.
Did ol’ Periwinkle Q Fucknuckle recently graduate of the Perry Mason law college? I think the glue huffing is finally getting to him. A lie is still a lie and the truth is still the truth. Guess he didn’t learn in Sunday School it’s always best to tell the truth.
recently graduate from, not of. DUH!
Well, considering he’s probably getting legal advice from a disbarred lawyer who failed “How to Read a Plane’s Gas Guage” 101…….
I
havehad a Special Forces Association X Green Beret awarded to me and an Associate Life Membership also awarded to me.I seem to recall Dipshyte’s life membership was revoked, and one of a very few to have had that happen.
Obviously he’s taking his legal advice from the world’s worst (and currently suspended and soon to be disbarred) attorney. Put down the crack pipe, Witless.
Finally, he must have some serious ED issues. He’s been promising to come for years now, but it never seems to happen.
Your memory would appear to be correct, Bobo.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=31899
Denial. When it comes to members of the DRC, it’s not just a river in Egypt.
YES, DallASS Whipandogit WAS expelled from the SFA, he’s one of only a handful of people to have that title, Teti is another. Scotty has a copy of his expulsion letter on his site and it lists the reasons, one was “Disrespecting the Widow of a Member”, another was his wearing the Green Beret in public when he was never qualified, claiming to have served with SF in Vietnam…
BACTERIA, it’s the ONLY culture DallASS Witlessone has ever had, I am SO jealous of the people who have never met or heard of him!
DuLlAsS makes stepping on his crank into an Olympic sport…and is a gold medalist in the event! Add alcohol to the equation, and QuEeFeRs really goes overboard, as shown by the times he’s been in the local “pound him in the ass” jail for his stupidity.
The only SFA he’s part of is the “Special Feces Association” – he’s the president and head of the Welcoming Committee!
As for his ED issues, guess the penis pump, Levitra, Cilais and Viagra don’t work for him anymore…if they ever did.
You know I have never in all my life seen a man bluster and threaten so much and deliver so little as the Slurp shortbusser.
After reading that, I can’t brain today….I gots the dumbs…
Wow, dud, cut back on the blotter. A coupla hits of acid, ok. But not while you’re juicing.
Just how high are you?
Reading that screed, the crazy rolls right on out.
So you can wear your ‘costume’ for made up crazy self expression, but remember the word, FRAUD’ if you can.
Also, do yourself a favor and consider seeing a mental health professional.
Brown acid at that.
Someone needs to ask him why, if he’s so fucking hard core, did he only do one tour in Vietnam, then bailed after his four was up? There are guys on this board with multiple deployments who spent more time in the shit than Witless ever dreamed of doing.
Bottom line, DullASS, get some fucking time on the pond before you open your suck.
Fuck, I HAVE two ME deployments AND a tour in Korea where I was within spitting distance of the DMZ when I was in garrison. I also have two NDSM’s, the KDSM and a few others he doesn’t. I also came back in after a NINE YEAR break in service and kept pace with the twentysomethings near the front of the pack and left the rest eating my dust on road marches and PT runs, that babbling bucket of glittery gargoyle gonad-gazing slug snot can go honk his horn while tailgating a group of hardcore Outlaw Bikers, I’m talking about at least a platoon of “1%ers”!
“Someone needs to ask him why, if he’s so fucking hard core, did he only do one tour in Vietnam, then bailed after his four was up? There are guys on this board with multiple deployments who spent more time in the shit than Witless ever dreamed of doing.”
Same reason that his anal buttsekks buttbuddy Dickless Danni-boi Bernastypants did… “they were scared that they would have to go back”.
Bernath was afraid to go back?
To what?
Getting rolled 5 seconds after he crossed Shit River Bridge? Cause I’m pretty sure carriers never went that close to the VN coast.
I wanted to…hahahaha…oh fuck I mean they./…..shit…that was…hahahaha crap I can’t type I am laughing so hard.
That was an awesome post!
Love how the dipshit likes to call everyone “Leggs” (it’s “LEG” dumbass)… I know Jonn isn’t a LEG, I’m not a LEG, and pretty sure a fair amount of the other followers of this blog aren’t LEGs. Even if they are, they still have more honor and integrity than some 5 jump chump ever had or ever will.
Go to hell you sniveling, wet brained waste of DNA. You lost all relevance years ago when you aligned yourself with fake SEALs, got your ass tossed out of the SFA for lying about your qualifications for membership, as well as conduct unbecoming…
Next time your bird brained cohort decides to go flying on an empty fuel tank, please make sure to accompany him… Oh, and I still have my job despite your best efforts at lying and attempting to get me fired.
His spelling confusion is based on his only recent exposure happening while shopping for the Leggs product while visiting Maryland with one of his “special” friends.
If I remember right, isn’t “L’eggs” a brand of pantyhose? Maybe he has a fixation with Women’s clothing as well?
I would not be surprised by that at all. I can see him volunteering to be the pivot man at all meetings of the DRC…
Him and Danni-boi take turns alternating on the half-hour…
dunno, I thought it was a perfect description – for him. Smells like pussy, may even get next to it, but never, ever gets all the way in.
His diarrheic diatribe brings up that classic Steven Segal line “what the hell kind of babbling bullshit was that?”
Can we please add the word ‘Track’ or ‘Wheel’ to the vernacular? I’m not airborne but I don’t walk to battle. I ride in style, then blow the hell out of the objective, long before any leg has crested the ridgeline.
“TOW up and Scouts out”
I could care less that DullAss knows how to fall out of an airplane. I’m a LEG and I have just as many combat jumps as he does, absolutely none.
I have a major Headache….
remember kids this is what your head looks like on METH !!!!!!
remember speedballs do kill.. or make you dumb as hell
🙂
🙂
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reading that gave me HI… nevermind it just turned into AIDs. You’re airborne ranger trained, huh? So is this something sort of combined special airborne/ranger school at the same time I never heard of? Stop calling yourself an 11B, you are a disgrace to the rest of us 11Bravos. You have all those awards and you never even hit E4? Damn, you sure must’ve been the most high speed Airborne Ranger whatever the fuck else dumb shit you said Soldier ever to touch the face of the Earth. And noone is double fucked over any of your shit. Guess what, I am not 100% combat disabled and I have a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star with V, so I guess that makes you tripled fucked. You are such a dumb piece of lying shit.
If it wasn’t for gravity, he’d get lost on the way to the ground during one of his jumps.
Awesome! Never heard that one.
I borrowed the quote from one of those “Hitler finds out…” spoof videos.
This one, perhaps? (smile)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lzF80q9HNs
Word to the wise: if you’re a longtime TAH reader, you may laugh so hard your sides hurt when you watch this one. Also, language warning re: the captions.
That’s the one! Thanks!
I just watched that. Do you have any idea how hard it is to answer a radio call when you are laughing this hard? Thankfully it was just a commo check.
That’s awesome.
Why did I watch that!!! I’m done for today!!!
Looks like DullASS has a terminal case of the dumb shits. Or herpagonnasyphillaids. Could be either one.
And DullASS? Go ahead and make yourself a MoH and flash it around. Last I checked, unauthorized wearing of that medal is still a federal crime, and that law has nothing to do with the SVA, either version.
Oh, and finally, go play in traffic, will ya? The adults are talking here.
The last time I checked, just the possession of a copy of the MoH is illegal unless one is the awardee or a descendant of them and YES, the unauthorized wearing of one is a crime all by itself and buying or selling one is illegal as well.
Shhhhhhh, don’t tell him that. Let him find out the hard way.
The fact that C0cKSlurp3r-41 believes it’s okay to lie about his service and go as far as defending other liars just goes to show how much of a shitbag he is… and how low he is willing to stoop to perpetuate his lies.
DallASS will NEVER be able to live down to his reputation, but we all see that he’s making 100% maximum effort!
the boy definitely has a short in his headset
He’s AT LEAST a dozen slices shy of a loaf of bread.
Word ^^^^
Nice touch Jonn to include his famous mug shot. Think you said once that doing so really cranks his tractor.
OAE CPO USN Ret says:
“If it wasn’t for gravity, he’d get lost on the way to the ground during one of his jumps.”
I’m thinking maybe one too many head impacts.
Surprised he can spell RICO even if he doesn’t understand it. Pretty IGNORANT to attempt to penalize a group for spreading the TRUTH. And if anyone got fired for LYING about their background, they need to address it with the employer, not a website.
And if anyone has a location for this dip, I’ll make sure he gets his bag of dicks and some sugar free gummi bears too.
Leggs? I don’t wear pantiehose.
That was just one person’s response? OH, my Kung-fu Panda Po, I actually thought it was more than one. I get it now: it’s a clear expression of the different facets of personality that shrinks used to call multiple personality disorder.
Sybil?? Is that you?
I thought he was high, but now it seems you may be right.
More nuts there than a jar of peanut butter.
NUTTIER than ten dozen barge loads of squirrel shit!
“Any formal attack on ignorance
is bound to fail
because the masses are always
ready to defend
their most precious possession
— their ignorance.
— Hendrik van Loon
(1882-1944) Dutch-American historian and journalist
Have y’all pondered, why a person with honorable service would so vehemently defend those who don’t have honorable service, or those who embellish their honorable service? Seems like a veteran with truly honorable service would be unendingly pissed at the posers. Just sayin’.
That is indeed the saddest part of this melodrama. Whitziefutzits had what appears to have been a very honorable military career, at least honorable enough to have earned some fairly prestigious assignments, a few awards for valor, and an honorable discharge. He even most likely legitimately earned membership in several pretty exclusive clubs. All to be respected until his behavior destroyed any possibility that all previously earned respect for him disappeared.
One can only guess the mental issues he had that caused him to turn into what he is now, a very sad individual who gives those who would otherwise come to his aid in dealing with his demons no choice but to ignore him. Beyond sad.
I grew up in a town next to a Military Facility in the seventies and eighties. I grew up knowing WWI, WWII, Korea and Vietnam Vets, and the ones who did the most talked about it the least. That says something to me about critters like those in the Dutch Rudder Gang!
NSFW Language.
Dallas – The brown acid is bad!
“but the purple strychnine is killer stuff – so get into it.”
no cheating, Hondo…. your obscure music quote of the day
‘Fraid ya got me on that one. Drawing a blank.
Wine is red
Poison is blue
Strychnine is good
For what’s ailing you
– “Strychnine”, The Sonics
Different song, but the first thing I thought of.
Is he still getting picked up by the local po-po for getting drunk and sleeping in the gutters, or whatever it was?
There are a few “minor” points to be made here that actually apply to Wittengfeld. In the Swisher case that the 9th Circuit decided, it is important to remember that Swisher was convicted of 4 offenses relating to stolen valor. (He had falsified documents to obtain VA benefits for example.) The “fraudulent wearing” charge came out of a case in which Swisher testified while wearing a Purple Heart. The opposition beat him to death with his false claim as they were ready for his fakery. His claims were exposed and his credibility was shot. After that trial, the government came back with the 704(a) charge of “wearing” a medal not earned. The law has since been changed to allow wearing due to another case. What the 9th Circuit found was that when you have a case where person who is lying and not gaining any “tangible benefit” from that lie, the government should seek the “least restrictive” means of addressing that lie. In other words, you cannot cannot prevent people from lying without harm to an identifiable victim. That harm has to be demonstrable not just the idea of something being “diluted.” The 9th Circuit said absent of real harm, the best and least First Amendment restrictive was of dealing with people like Swisher is to tell the truth about them. In short, the best was to deal with false speech is truthful speech. You know, truthful speech like exposing phones and posers on a blog. (if only there was a blog that dealt mostly with such phonies, eh?) There are a couple of bottom lines here. First, Swisher’s convictions on the other 3 counts still stand. They have not been vacated at all. Secondly, while Jonn is right that 9th Circuit deals only with government restriction of speech, what Whittenger doesn’t get is that even if TAH was the government, the 9th Circuit has said the type of exposure phonies by truthful speech is allowed. Under the decision by the 9th, truthfully exposing phonies by the government, much less the general population is allowed and even encouraged. A real… Read more »
And, of course, the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals disagrees:
http://www.ca4.uscourts.gov/Opinions/Published/114892.P.pdf
The question of whether or not unauthorized WEARING of a medal is unlawful or not will not be settled until the SCOTUS determines which of these two conflicting Circuit Court of Appeals decisions it wants to back.
The 4th Circuit doesn’t disagree.
The 4th Circuit found that the wearing of the medals by Hamilton could not be “unseen” and therefore there were no remedies left to the government to “undo what was seen” other than the application of the law.
That is not the same thing as the 9th Circuit case where Swisher’s claims were attacked and addressed on the witness stand.
In short,it is factual differences in the cases and the the lack of a method to address the lies that led to the differences of opinions and not the Constitutionality of the law itself. (A law that has since been changed.)
Negative.
The 4th Circuit ruled that the prohibition against wearing unauthorized medals involved conduct subject to regulation vice mere speech, that that the government’s regulation of that conduct was crafted narrowly enough to be permissible under the Constitution (see pp. 16-30 of the Hamilton opinion linked above). The 4th Circuit specifically ruled that 18 USC 704(a), as it existed prior to Alvarez, was indeed constitutional.
In contrast, the recent 9th Circuit decision ruled that wearing of unauthorized medals constituted symbolic speech vice conduct, and ruled the Alvarez precedent to be applicable on that basis. They explicitly ruled the former 18 USC 704(a) unconstitutional as written.
It’s difficult for two courts to disagree more clearly than these two did in these two cases. They considered the exact same part of Federal law. One ruled it Constitutional, the other ruled that it was not.
What’s a “Infantry Air-Medal”? (from his screed)
Shhh, sj. That’s one of those “Vietnam black ops classified medals” we keep hearing about.
He probably has to wear a Top Secret cover sheet over his ribbon rack and carry a classified material access roster in his pocket.
His combat patch is a controlled item so he has to lock his jacket in a GSA approved safe at night.
His DD-214 has a cover sheet over the top that says “Burn BEFORE Reading.”
Oh. I was wondering where my Signal Air Medal was. Thanks.
DITTO with my Apollo Mission Door Gunner combat patch and medal!
Was wondering the same thing
Trail assassin RTO looking down from on high.
While the Command and Control bird makes circles in the sky.
His only job is passing the hand mike back and forth to the CO.
One of these days they’ll give him an Infantry Air-Medal and then he’ll be a drunken purple clown suited hero.
I must be a dirt bag. After 22 years as an Infantryman I never received the prestigious Infantry Air-Medal.
He misspelled “Lawer.” 😀
I can’t imagine the sad existence that he must be living if he’s wrapped his entire identity in a 3 week long school that he completed almost 50 years ago.
Like those fat, sad old guys who peaked in high school?
There are two good books out there written by Vietnam LRPs, “Eyes of the Eagle” written by Gary Linderer and “Death in the A Shau Valley” by Larry Chambers, both of which described RECONDO School as a finishing school for LRP’s. If Whatshisface REALLY WAS a LRP then what was his RECONDO School Class Number?
Perhaps Bernath(non CPO/human) and the DeRpsheMan (non ranger) can go for a nice plane ride together and find out who is better at landing.
Bernath, Dallas, Visconi, Cheeseslayer, and Psulie-Boi are in an airplane when it crashes in a cornfield.
I forgot the punchline, but I’m still giggling my balls off.
Anyone have any idea when Dilly boy is going to “cometh” to take care of us all? Me personally I been waiting for about 4 years now for him to “cometh” to my town.
All right you guys, thats enough. You better lay off cause he has valor in combat and the beret to prove it
Actually, jonp, that’s the frustrating and sad thing about the guy. He actually did serve honorably in combat, in a demanding and difficult job; was decorated for valor; and was wounded in action.
Yet all of that apparently wasn’t enough for him. Afterwards he had to exaggerate his actual service to make it appear that of some kind of “great war hero” – along with acting like a complete jerk.
Sad. Just freaking sad.
The MOPH booted him solely because of his conduct – he actually has a Purple Heart. THE SFA, on the other hand, booted him because he wasn’t qualified to be a member and he came to their attention because of his behavior. You’d think he’d learn and modify his behavior.
The sad thing about Dullass is that his service closely mirrors that of my oldest brother, who passed away from an accident 6 years after he left the service.
My brother never bought up or denied his service, and was one of the funniest people I ever met.
What has Dullass done with the extra time he was given? He became an arrogant drunk.
jonp: Don’t know if your comment is sarcasm or not. If not, do you feel the same about DW, i.e. should he lay off considering there are TAH folks who also served with valor in combat (can’t speak for wearing a beret).
This is an issue that should be wrapped around something sharp and jagged, then shoved down the throats of all those who keep pushing for the draft.
All the draft will do is super load the military with astro-turfs, degenerates, loosers, fuckwits, scumbags, delusionals and shit eaters.
Anyone worth a fuck, militarily speaking, already joins up when the need is called out.
And to those who play the “well, I was in the draft army, way back when, and I did my job with honor!”, good for you. Seriously. Well done. But this ain’t then.
Then, the destructionists were just recently finding their voice. Now, they’ve had a full generation to work their destructionist ways and the poison of their idiot ideology is a baseline belief system for a large part of our society.
As proof, just look at how many do answer the call and are still fully and completely bent over the SJW idiocy with their mindset that the military exists to please them, rather than them serve the needs of the military.
DallASS Witlessbooger’s wheel is still spinning even though the hamster died long ago.
Take a GIANT FUCKIN’ HINT DULLASS
Ah. That was nice, from back in the day when musical instruments seldom plugged into a wall.
If its legal to were badges you did not earn can you were an police/FBI badge?
Can you put on your resume that you were judge in the 9th Circuit?
I’d rather put down that I played piano in a whorehouse than claim to be a 9th Circus judge.
The 9th Circus is a whorehouse.(IMHO protected by first amendment)
That’s a dirty lie- being a whore is more honorable work than being a 9th Circus judge….. and makes more people satisfied.
‘By the way. Have you got any real proof of stolen valor or just 3rd party news accounts. Any witnesses, any affidavits, any pictures of stolen valor, wearing any medals that were not mine..? Nooo!’
Aside from the drunken subliterate scramble of the English language in this referenced quote, there ARE people who knew dull-as-a-stick in Vietnam and who have said that he was just as much a loon cartoon then as he is now. If that’s the case, he can’t even blame his one working brain cell on Agent Orange. It would be more like Agent 33 Beer in a longneck from one of the bars on To Do Street.
Good job Jonn, MCPO, Lars. (Is this the same Lars who comments on here?)