Wednesday morning feel good stories

Marine_7002 and UpNorth send us our first feel good story this morning from Detroit, Michigan where a regular customer was buying cigarettes at his local gas station and a robber decided to point a gun at him. The customer pulled out his own gun and made the thief DRT (dead right there).

In Roswell, New Mexico, an earthling homeowner called police to let them know that another one of the few earthlings in Roswell was trying to break through his door with a brick. The homeowner then shot the intruder in the abdomen and the intruder was taken to the hospital where he’s expected to recover so he can get his regular anal probes.

In Waynesburg, Pennsylvania, a homeowner shot 53-year-old Jimmy W. Spencer when he forced his way into their home to retaliate for the homeowner’s testimony to murder charges against Spencer’s son. The elder Spencer recovered from his wounds long enough to plead guilty in court.

In Albany, Georgia, a 24-year-old thief broke into a home and attacked 65-year-old Franklin Thomas while he was sleeping. Thomas’ housemate, 56-year-old Arnetta Heath-Heard heard him call for help, so she scooped up her gun and came to rescue, shooting the thief in the leg and holding him until the police arrived and carted his young ass off to the hoosegow with a stop at the hospital to retrieve his souvenir of the night.

Category: Feel Good Stories