Zablah pleads guilty
Ryan sends us a link to Sun-Sentinel which reports that Simon Emilio Zablah, the fellow who we discussed recently when he was arrested a few weeks ago for pretending to be a former soldier and a Federal law enforcement agent pleaded guilty in court the other day;
“Guilty, Your Honor,” Zablah replied three times in response to each charge.
The maximum punishment for the offenses is 16 years in federal prison, but the prosecution and defense have agreed to recommend Zablah serve a year and a day in prison and receive mental health treatment.
Senior U.S. District Judge Daniel T.K. Hurley will make the final decision when he sentences Zablah early next year.
Zablah’s lawyer Assistant Federal Public Defender Neison Marks declined to comment Thursday, but he previously said in court that Zablah has suffered from emotional and psychological problems for years and knows he needs counseling and mental health treatment.
Zablah admitted he pretended he was a U.S. Special Ops sergeant to get out of a $205 speeding ticket in April in Hollywood. The officer who stopped him gave him a written warning instead of a ticket because he showed the officer a fake military card.
He also admitted he lied and claimed he was a U.S. Army Reserve officer in April 2013 to help get him a job as a call representative with a Plantation uniform supply company in 2013.
“ln fact, l was a soldier in the United States Army from January 13, 2005 through January 25, 2005, at which time I deserted … l received no awards or medals from the United States Army. I have never been in any way associated with United States Special Operations, the United States Army Reserve or any other branch of the United States military. I have also never been employed as or otherwise associated with any type of law enforcement, state or federal,” according to the written plea agreement Zablah signed.
He’s been doing this for years. He stole a credit card number and bought nearly $4k with it. This is the uniform he strutted around in;
He’s been accused of domestic violence. He went to “work” everyday as a phony federal agent. Who knows how many crimes he committed as a pretend LEO, but, hey, he has a mental problem, so let’s just lock him up for a year and handle him with kid gloves.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Hopes he likes himself some cockmeat sammiches and raw tube steak, courtesy of TBJT’s Prison Deli…
(Thor, Bubba, Julio and Mr. Tiny)
It’s one of many tours of duty he has and will do to jail…
Zablah,blah,blah.
TBJ and T all say: “Bite the pillow, I’m goin in dry!!”
Guess he better stock up on Prison KY (Butter Pat) in the Prison Cafeteria.
ONE DAMNED YEAR, I hope he spends plenty of it in the bands of Bubba & Thor before he gets shared with the rest of his cellblock!
He better spend all his time watching NBA games. He’s gonna need “rim protection” big time.
Slightly off thread, but one of our old friends has made the news.
http://www.kvoa.com/story/30582211/group-patrols-az-border-for-terrorists
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/11/23/meet-the-group-of-veterans-patrolling-arizona-border-on-the-lookout-for-terrorists/
Read this, this morning LOL…
This one’s ours, skippy!
Crazy…
Well, on a brighter note, a year and a day means a felony record for this assclown.
Yeah, well, it also means that he is eligible to receive good time credits—up to 15 %. Together with whatever time he served or will have served prior to sentencing, that year and a day shrinks considerably. If he gets the 366 days, minus time served, he’ll probably never see the inside of a prison but will do the time in a jail.
Doesn’t matter how much time he actually servea, although federal time is a little more stringent than state time.
Even if he only does one day, the sentence of 366 days is what makes him a felon…forever.
Something tells me his career possibilities are not affected. In fact, with tax incentives to hire ex-cons, he might be better off.
Totally. Because none of us are responsible for our own behaviour. EVER. If I ever do anything wrong, well then I’m just a product of my environment.
Yay! We’re all victims!
/sarcsarcsarc
How the hell is deception to commit fraud a “mental illness”?
If that’s the case better just commit the Democratic party already.
Yeah, fuckwad, go ahead and strut around in that monkey suit of yours in prison; I’m sure you’ll enjoy all that adoration and adulation…
How the fuck do prosecuters agree to cut deals that give fuckfaces like this 1/16 of a possible sentence like this?
Even without bringing up the other charges the DA office knows what a slimeball this terd is.
Hell I could have settled for 5 years. This fuck will be free in six months.