Wednesday morning feel good stories
Jon the Mechanic starts out the morning for us with a story from Lincoln, Nebraska where a security guard was pumping gas into his car while a robbery was taking place inside the convenience store. When he went to pay, he saw the drama unfolding and pulled his own gun. The two criminals took off like their asses were on fire, but the guard snagged Lekeyata Johnchelle Wood before she could make her escape and held her until police arrived. They’re still looking for her accomplice.
Marine_7002 sends us one that happened in Detroit, Michigan where a motorist was pumping air into his tires when an enterprising youngster saw an opportunity to take the motorist’s car. After giving the greeting of the day “I’ll kill you”, the youngster jumped into the car and started motoring away when the owner of the car pulled out his handgun and fired it at the fellow. It startled him so badly, that he crashed into a pole, then he grabbed a tire-iron and attempted to chase the victim, but the victim didn’t run, so the perp did an about face and un-assed the AO. The police found blood at the scene, so he may have been shot, but not well enough.
CK sends us one from Phoenix, Arizona about a man in his sixties who warned a youngster several times to stop climbing in his window that the teen broke. The teen wouldn’t stop so the homeowner plugged him. First responders found him nearby and took him to the hospital in extremely critical condition.
Category: Feel Good Stories
“Lekeyata Johnchelle”? Is that from a random letter generator?
A name like that makes one wonder what kind of drugs the parent(s) were on when they came up with that!
API, I met a young lady years back whose front name was Airmeter. Think about giving birth, anesthesia and the first thing that momma saw when she woke up.
Nah, SJ, that is another of those Irish kids that are causing all the problems, filling up the prisons, not having respect for the goods of another. It is that Irish way of naming kids with names that they can’t spell before until they are 16 yrs old. Her brother’s name is “DeShawndante”. “They” never give their kids common names anymore like Willie, or Rastus, or Amos.
Lekeyata Johnchelle Wood should have sued her mother for giving her that name in the first place. If mommy had named her Lucretia Michelle or Lucille Michelle, we might no be reading this story.
On the other hand, at the hospital where my mother was PR director long ago, one of the new moms named her kid Moon River, because she just loved that song.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Could be worse- don’t forget that Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil, Moon Unit, Ahmet, and Diva
And yet, I don’t recall hearing about those 4 holding up convenience stores, stealing cars, or breaking into people’s houses. Go figure.
Word ^^^^^^
Dweezil is quite the guitarist too.
Looks like “Princess Didndu Nuffin” strikes again.
“extremely critical condition” = 4 ring?
I’d guess “extremely critical condition” here likely means “good shot and should have been DOT, but the hospital was nearby and the ambulance was fast”.
Whether he’s a prisoner or a veg at this point might not yet be clear.
He maybe a tube feeding candidate Lol….
Detroit’s greeting of the day; I’ll kill you.
Priceless.
The car owner should have done a double tap at that point. Then we’d be reading about a DRT (oh happy day!)
He already shot one hole in his own windshield, I say why not go for the gold?
During my ride to the Temple near the courthouse, I was listening to Howard Stern. In Costco a 27 year old male was grabbing samples of waffles with Nutella. A 78 yr old man said “save some for other people. The punk coldcocked the older man. He was arrested for elder abuse and Felony assault on a person over 70 years old. Bail was set at $50,000. I hope other detainees who have grandfathers beat the crap of of the NUTELLA ADDICT.
If your Mama made up your name out of thin air, you will end up in prison. It’s the law.