Sunday morning feel good stories
Chief Tango sends us our first story this morning from Lexington, Kentucky where a homeowner found a fellow jerking around with his car, when the thief took off running, the owner plugged him in the lower back. The police said they both face charges.
In North Dakota, a reporter asked a couple of lawyers when people can defend their homes with a firearm. Of course, the lawyers’ answer is that you need to have a lawyer advise you before you pull the trigger. I think this is some sort of program to house homeless lawyers. Reporters and lawyers are not helpful, especially when they’re involved in a single article.
Category: Feel Good Stories
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
Dick the Butcher called it.
Good idea! when you think back, all the problems in the country ALL CAME because of some dumb ass lawyers
Hate to ruin a good line – but the context is along the lines of “So how do we create chaos?” “First, we kill all the lawyers.”
Let’s look at this. Someone breaks in your home, so you must grab a yellow pages and find a lawyer, then as you call him, (while praying that he bad guy is waiting patiently for you to take care of details), you must get your wallet and find the credit card whose number the lawyer will surely want, along with the date of expiration and the code number off the back of the card. After the lawyer runs the card number, he will ask you the particulars of the event, and then will advise you to shoot, or how to shoot, where to try to hit the bad guy,etc. At this time, while the bad guy is still waiting patiently, you can get your weapon, and take care of business.
Yes, we really need lawyers. They are as useful as a sorry Tigard Oregon emigre.
You forgot one thing; it will be almost certain that you’ll be shunted to one of those computerized switchboards. “For advice on a life-threatening situation, please press 1 now.”
You forgot the first part Casey:
“Beep. For French, please press 1. For German, please press 2. For Jive, please press 3. For Spanish, please press 4,5,6,7,8 or 9. For English, please try again as all lines are busy.”
Never ask a lawyer anything, not even what time of day it is.
You might get billed for services rendered.
It’s all about perceived threat and how well you can articulate it. You shoot someone running away from you in the back and it’s hard to spin that into a immediate threat to your life and limb. If you own a gun and think you might have to use it to defend yourself, it might be wise to spend a little time getting some training and doing some mental preparation.
Not all Attorneys are like POSER BERNATH, I’ve worked with the best in every field. NOW AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT ? BERNATH AND DALLAS ASS CLOWN. YOU CONTINUE TO PUT ANOTHER PERSON ON YOUR WIDOW MARY ICELAND WEBSITE I SWEAR TO BUDDHA I WILL BE CRAWLING UP YOUR ASS ALONG WITH A CRAPLOAD OF BROTHERS THAT DON’T GIVE A FUCKING DAMN ABOUT OUR CRIMINAL SYSTEM. I POLITELY ASKED YOU TO ALLOW ME MY RIGHTS TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND I GET HARASSED BY YOU TWO CLOWNS THAT CAN’T FIND ME. FIGURE OUT WHAT 8X8X8X8 MEANS YOU STUPID PATHETIC ASSHOLES. I have never committed a crime or even got a fucking ticket, BUT YOU CONTINUE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT AND I SWEAR TO BUDDHA THAT I WILL, JUST FOR YOU. HOT AIR PUSSY FUCKERS.✌
Reb is back! And in fine form I might add.
I was starting to think that the Fla/Md morons had finally cometh. But, not really. Those eunuchs couldn’t cometh even in a DRC circle jerk.
Welcome back Reb!
THANK YOU! I have not abandoned this site. I was requested to stand down against BERNATH and DALLAS. SON OF A BITCH DALLAS EMAILS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP, RAPE AND KILL MY CHILD IN LESS THAN A HOUR! FUCK YOU, ALL BETS ARE OFF. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JONN OR MARK OR ANY POSTER ON THIS SITE.THIS IS BETWEEN THEM AND MY CREW OF BROTHERS WHO ARE SO PISSED AFTER I FORWARDED THE EMAIL TO. YOU DON’T FUCK WITH A LIL SISTER EVER! THEN FUCK WITH LIL SISTERS ADOPTED BABIES’? I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FAITHFUL TO THE LAW, BUT THEY HAVEN’T. BERNATH AND DALLAS “REBEL COMETH WITH HER BROTHERS” SAME SIGNATURE AS DALLAS “THE ASS CLOWN COMETH” Buy a case of Preparation H, you assholes are going to need it. Punk ass bitches.?
Oh, Reb, he thinks he can stir the pot that poor old Ex-PH2 has been using for years. He just does that shit because he thinks he can annoy me and you and Toasty Coastie into suing him or something.
But, you see, he has a lifetime history of lying his ass off, and it is recorded elsewhere. So, should he somehow make the mistake of trying Stupid Legal Shit on any one we know, there is much stuff held elsewhere that will deflate his attempts like a cheap bald tire hitting the spike strip.
Aside from that, he’s just another attention-addicted idiot with nothing going on in his useless, idiotic life.
I know what kind of crap anyone who stands against his ass goes through, BUT, the emails are getting to insane to let them continue. I no longer give a ratsass about my squeaky clean reputation. Writing the crap they do is beyond harassment and I have had enough. It’s time to call in friends who FBI. Jack says they’ve gone beyond INTERNET PLAYFULNESS to down right REAL THREATS AGAINST ME. I’m not alone in this. One way into my place one way out and eyes ? on on us 24/7. License to carry and we do although we know they have no clue who I am. Once the BASTARDS are ARRESTED, I WILL IDENTIFY MYSELF WITH PICTURES OF ME AND MY CHILDREN SINCE I HAVE TO TESTIFY AGAINST THEM. I’m not afraid, just careful with two looney tunes ?
Well, I do hope you are not answering those e-mails, but rather just collecting them and forwarding them to people who can do something about it.
If my memory is correct your a MA’AM, if not my bad. I stopped replying and I guess the losers are watching this site, since I got a really pissed off reply from Dallas about posting. He’s Looney as a dumbass COMETH SIGNATURE and I’ll be found within 24 hours.
Now as a very intelligent person who graduated with honors from Grade school up through the University, my opinion is if they haven’t found me in nine months the 24 hour limit just took a crap on the head of BERNATH. I copied, screenshot pictures, everything forwarded all emails and other websites they post on to my team. Copied, emailed and Fed Ex to California Bar. Dallas, as I always keep my promise I told you $5,000 via Western Union if you can find me. But being ass backwards stupid the money is safe in my account. Also as promised I will be donating $100 to TAH half from us and half from any member not able to donate. Give me your TAH name and it will be done to honor you for your service. My donate day will be every fifth of the month.
Thanks EX and everyone else who has gone through DISGRACED POSER AND SOON TO BE DISBARRED BERNATH AND HIS LAPDOG DALLAS.?
A piece of advice: start a separate and private e-mail account and advise your REAL correspondents accordingly. And block that pair of asswipes from your FB account.
Deleted my Facebook to protect friends who aren’t involved in this cause. I do have another email address and have no clue who to send it to. Rebelhasacause@gmail.com is the harassment email. Donn and Mark no disrespect, but Bernath will just Subpoena your emails and I can’t take the chance. I know you understand.
What was it that made those marones decide to target you?
I know why birdbrain went after me, but that’s a tale for another telling. Now he’s trying to annoy a bunch of us all over again, mostly because he has nothing better to do than make an indelible ass of himself in public.
Maybe he just wants his online attention level bumped up. You’d think he’d be busy enough, dealing with the California courts. Guess not.
Posted on TAH my opinion of BERNATH. Got a friend request I thought from Shipley, his face was the picture, didn’t even look at the name. Once confirmed hell broke loose and I blocked him. Having my email address he got Dallas and Wickre to start a DRC elbow holding harassment going. It all came to a head while my team went through my emails to find how many legal papers they needed to serve that week. They went BALLISTIC and my son called his uncle and the rest is history. Bernath knew that I’m a officer of the court after I told him it’s against Attorney ethics and rules to send harassing sexually and threatening emails to another officer of the court. His reply was I’m above the law. That’s when I did what I know best is start investigations into his history and was blown away what a pig he is. They posted a picture of a childhood friend, in front of a other friends house under the name they thought was mine. Added the address, etc. My friend is scared silly a housewife never worked homemaker, also a published author in Christian books. Others who did serve stood STRONG BEHIND ME and are doing their own thing. I told them not to do anything that would screw their reputations, but soldiers are soldiers. My POW JAMES M.RAY is still not home and I got scammed by John Louis Woodward from Hemphill, TX so I exposed him via his emails. I couldn’t believe it when SM Waugh said no Ranger Gundog Team F was ordered to extract Jimmy and Lt. Dunn. I’ve had his bracelet since 1968 and worn it through surgeries. Finally had one made from white gold and when he comes home it will be buried with him along with files and my POW MIA VEST only worn on Veterans, Memorial and funerals. Bernath thought it was funny as hell that I lost my home, by sending Woodward $20,000 so his fake band of brothers mc could attend the laying of the wreath on Jimmys marker… Read more »