Irby Franklin Jordan; another old phony SEAL

| June 11, 2015

Irby Franklin Jordan

This guy has been busted a few times before, but I want to make sure that he stays busted. Here in this video, he makes the claim that he’s a Vietnam veteran and a SEAL at about 6:49;

SOCNET questioned his claims about being a SEAL six years ago. Actually, he’s just an arrogant asshole who likes to pick fights with the police. Here’s an article about him when he made “terrorist” threats to a police officer;

According to police, an investigation into the material found on 67-year-old Irby Jordan’s computer prompted authorities to sign a warrant to search his home and workplace. Upon arrival, police found an agitated Jordan, who told police to “call them off, or they are going to die!”

He then threatened investigators attempting to evaluate his electronics, saying that the machines would “explode in their faces,” causing alarm and cautionary procedures to be taken.

Police say Jordan became increasingly disorderly as officers attempted to take him into custody, violently shoving one officer and breaking another officer’s ankle.

And another article which reports that he was going to give officers a “thumping”;

Court records show police charged Irby Jordan with harassment for allegedly telling a Dothan police sergeant to come around the corner out in the open so he could “thump his (expletive).”

Court records show Dothan police charged Irby Franklin Jordan with felony making a terrorist threat in November 2011. He pleaded guilty earlier this year to a lesser misdemeanor menacing charge.

Jordan said her husband did not threaten to “thump” the officer. She said it may have been something more like asking the officer to “settle the dispute like men.”

His FOIA doesn’t indicate any SEAL Training – it shows about 19 months of service in the Navy as an Airman Recruit and a discharge as an E-1.

Irby Jordan FOIA

Irby Jordan Assignments

He somehow got into the Military Officers Association of America and he claimed to be a Navy Lieutenant Commander, but we already know that MOAA doesn’t ask for DD214s and depends on an honor system that is failing them. I love the MOAA and they’re doing spectacular work in Congress fighting against folks who are trying to degrade the force, but we know that we can’t depend on the bios coming out of them because they trust people to tell the truth in the current environment of liars, frauds and pretenders.

MOAA list of officers

Yeah, that picture of him is a mugshot, if you had any doubts.

Category: Phony soldiers

72 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
sj

That mug shot looks eerily fAmILiAr

rb325th

I was thinking the tHiNg. Trail Assasins separated at birth perhaps, though at least one did serve in Vietnam.

Hondo

Sorta like “1-DMF” and “1-DMF Jr”, eh?

Flagwaver

I wAs JuSt ThInKiNg ThE sAmE tHiNg. I cAn’T pUt My FiNgEr On WhO iT rEmInDs Me Of, ThOuGh.

Jarhead

Flagwaver: Could it have been Elmer Fudd by any chance?

Jarhead

On second thought, I think I have it. His mug resembles that of the DUI pic of Nick Nolte.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Maybe they ride the same ShORtBuS together.

Green Thumb

Word.

Ex-PH2

Seeing this slug is very much like driving behind a truck with a canvas cover on the dump bed, and then you get close enough to be whacked with an incredibly bad smell.

And you realize that it’s compost. And you all know what compost is, right?

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Irby and the missus have had a few run-ins with the POPO… and the missus was a lawyer that had her license suspended indefinitely by the AL state bar – seems to have a “cash flow” issue, if you know what I mean.

Irby is one of them thar read deal, sooper sekri skwirrl, sekret combat nekkid swimmer, buttsekks warroir!

Silentium Est Aureum

Shitty lawyer, inflated Navy career, issues with authority.

Where have I seen this before?

ChipNASA

Silentium Est Aureum
You’ve seen this before huh?
(•_•)
Well you might say, that these people
( •_•)>⌐■-■
Are in “Dutch”
(⌐■_■)
YYYEEEEEYAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

11B-Mailclerk

That was slick. I am impressed.
(Putting on bifocal glasses)
like I had seen this in a nudder land…
( you know the tune….)

Hondo

Shouldn’t that be “like I had seen this in a rudder land”?

(smile)

HMCS(FMF) ret.

The missus is the bad lawer… Irby likes to think he’s a “real deal” SEAL.

Bernstypants is the “love child” that they wish they had…

HMCS(FMF) ret.

And here’s why her license was suspended:

http://www.dothaneagle.com/news/law-license-suspended-for-local-attorney/article_6f392a47-2381-55a9-8b4d-f7f3893e42ff.html

“The attorney, who formerly worked for Seagle, alleged a number of ethical violations by Seagle in her complaint, which included failing to put unearned fees into a trust account, writing checks to third parties for the benefit of clients while knowing insufficient funds existed to cover the checks, and allowing a non-lawyer to engage in the unauthorized practice of law. The attorney’s complaint specifically alleged Seagle allowed her non-lawyer husband, Irby Jordan, to consult with clients among other actions to do with practicing law.”

Doesn’t this sound familiar????

USMCE8Ret

Fraternal twin… separated at birth?

B Woodman

No. Separated at afterbirth.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’ve seen real Lawyers get disbarred for less than that, hmmm…

Poetrooper

Yeah but there’s a different standard for Lawers…

Skippy

Cool I’ll help him keep his Google profile high… LMAO ! ! 🙂
Damn attention whore…..

Green Thumb

That picture speaks volumes.

I would keep young kids away from this maggot.

Old Trooper

19 months and discharged as an E-1? Yeah, douche alert.

Hondo

Yeah, does kinda make you wonder.

Can’t speak for the early 1960s Navy, but I believe he should normally have been at least an E2 by 18 mo. Maybe one of our “old salts” from that era can comment from the nautical perspective.

Silentium Est Aureum

IIRC, even back then time in rate for E-2 and E-3 were both 9 months, and took basically having a pulse and little else.

So yeah, not at least E-3 after 18 months? Speaks volumes.

cryptical

Looks like he went from bootcamp to a squadron for 8 months, then to A school. The A school line has AA,AN,AR which looks to me like maybe he came in as an AA (E-2), made AN (E-3) then got busted down to AR and discharged.

Ex-PH2

I can speak from my own experience that you left boot as an E-2. It was an automatic promotion.

Atkron

I had to wait 9 months as an E-1 before I could run a chit for E-2. I then had to wait another 9 months to run a chit for E-3, and then wait 6 months before I was eligible to take the test for AMH3. (Which I made!)

Atkron

This was in the late 80’s though.

MAC(SW)

It was 9,9,6 in 1991 when I enlisted.

Airdale USN

I’m with you on that Atkron. I came in 1984 had to run those chits, picked up Third Class first time in 86.

Ex-PH2

I enlisted in 1967. Oh, those were the days!

B Woodman

Darn, woman, I was all of 14-15 that year.

19D2OR4 - Smitty

I was -17

Twist

My parents hadn’t even met yet.

19D2OR4 - Smitty

My mom was 4 and my dad was 9

sj

Ex PH2 and I are numerically almost even but I’m sure she doesn’t show it…I definitely do.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

In 1967, I was in the yard talking to myself, pushing a stick, with red hair and freckles from port to larboard and always out running my older brothers.

A Proud Infidel®™

That’s the year I was born!

Smitty

Clearly this guy was recruited to be a SEAL out of basic and they had to classify his records to hide the fact that he was triple decker super seekrit. I’ll never understand why everyone wants to trust NPRC over these upstanding individuals who performed countless black ops they can only talk about in bars and on social media. It must be hard for them not to be able to openly claim their heroics.

P.S. It has been brought to my attention that his heroics are also cleared to be used as a defense in a court room.

MAC(SW)

You can almost bet with 100% surety that he wasn’t just an academic drop, he must have really screwed the pooch (read: NJP) to get booted.

Maybe it was for fraudulent enlistment……

Richard

Some lies live a long time — maybe he told them he was a lawyer … before he became a SEAL

Valkyrie

I just thought I’d drop in to see how everyone is doing, and read about anything exciting going on with around here.

But reading this article (from where I was raised, Dothan. And the one after this from where I live now Florida) I’m starting to get concerned that maybe I’m at fault. Or maybe Stolen Valor is just a huge ass problem everywhere!

Hello by the way my friends. Packing for a week in Panama City Beach now!

OWB

Beginning to wonder if your aura has twisted itself into some sort of hoopdie loop that encourages the reproduction of valor thieves?

Valkyrie

I promise I only did that one sacrifice. Just the once.

Hondo

“Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends
We’re glad you could attend
Step inside, step inside.”

Valkyrie

Said the spider to the fly.

Ex-PH2

It’s simple, Valkyrie. Stolen Valor is a widespread disease that infests nearly every corner of the globe. I’d bet even the Norks in Norkiland have it.
Don’t take it personally.

Valkyrie

Ex- the only things I take personal are when they say we’re dikes but don’t let us know which one makes the sandwiches, and don’t comment on our flannel thongs. (Throw back Thursday!) Hehe!

A Proud Infidel®™

Hey Val, holler at me sometime!

Valkyrie

Proud- do you have my current phone number?

Brown Neck Gaitor

I note that his last duty station had “AA,AN,AR” next to student.

Seems odd that they would list the ranks in this order:

” E-2, E-3, E-1″

unless that was the career progression he was following.

B Woodman

Here’s to hoping that they had no living offspring to further pollute and dilute the gene pool.

JarHead Pat

What the hell is a airman recruit in the Navy?

Dave Hardin

Same thing as a Unick in a whore house. They are nice to have around but they don’t get in the way.

19D2OR4 - Smitty

It is the rating of an E-1 Seaman Recruit with an aviation billet. Or some such naval nonsense as that. I kind of like the idea of your job and rank being tied together. Although I don’t know what you would call a Cavalry Sergeant.

David

God (courtesy of the 3rd Herd)

Smitty

Infantry wannabe?

Hondo

I’d call being an E1 of any MOS/NEC in any service at 18+ months TIS a major screw-up. But that’s just me.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Kinda like a fireman recruit, constructionman recruit, seaman recruit … only different!

But what do I know …

D

Maybe it’s just me, but I thought the guy looked a little like Jesse Ventura.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

This is his record:

Enlisted at Recruit Sub Station (wooden shack somewhere with no running water in a quiet country setting).

Went to boot in San Diego – Pussy … Glakes is the only Navy Boot Camp.

Assigned to unit at North Island NAS (Coronado) as a non-rate striker.

Sent to Millington for “A” school or basic airman training, where he failed to perform and or was a major dirt bag … So they threw him out.

That is all.

Airdale USN

I guess he couldn’t handle all that pressure. I went to “A” school there right from Boot camp and then to great old NAS Norfolk, VA. I’m glad he didn’t make it, he would have had a lot of pilots killed messing with him, can’t trust them no work on a plane.

Virtual Insanity

He’s wandering around close to the Home of Army Aviation and probably has an inferiority complex from being around all those pilots.

That video looks like it may have been at the National Peanut Festival (yes, there is such a thing).

Airdale USN

All I get out of this is this nut job went to “A” school, made E-2 and E-3 and busted back to E-1. 18 months in Memphis must want to be electronics or something, my school there was only a couple of months as a Aviation Machinist Mate.

Jarhead

Damn! This clown’s more well known than Ronald McDonald! Judging from this greaser’s picture, he’s just looking out into space with that look that says, “Where the hell is my Navel Vessel now?” As an after thought, “I’m going to make my wife ODED (Officer of the Day Every Day)”.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m sure we’ll hear about more shenanigans from this fungus-brained fart muffin, it’s only a matter of time!

Skippy

Call it the revolving Door of stupidity. You are right, this one is a frequent flyer 🙂

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if he’ll be the next member initiated into The Dutch Rudder Gang? He’s definitely another piece of APL-qualified material!

Richard

I had the unfortunate luck of working for this man. His claims are as listed.
(A) Green Beret
(B Navy seal
(C)ex CIA
(D) Designed the plan and was on one the choppers that attempted the hostage rescue 1979.
(E) Claims his own son has tried to have him committed 3 times and has some how talked the government in to giving him his dads checks every month.
I call BS on it all