Tuesdays with Claymore

| April 21, 2015

Sand in the vag

ISIS is bad, but what about Wall Street and Bush????

It’s her turn, you ungrateful assholes!

The incredible shrinking white dude

The ACORN doesn’t fall far from the pantsuit

Only if they serve gay cake.

Pussy hunter….not what you think it is….get your mind out of the gutter. Sheesh.

Wait, I thought the left hated Walmart.

Stoners. Pfft.

Rolling Stone calls Hillary a fake. Wow.

Ok, I gotta agree with them on this….Michelle Bachmann is batshit crazy.

Battered woman syndrome = sympathy vote

Salivating over the impending GOP primary

“…in a jar, next to Bill’s testicles.”

Pansy asses hate muscle cars.

Pansy asses hate American military muscle.

Pansy asses love gun grabbing douchbags.

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Ex-PH2

Geez, they really hate brillary now. I see she’s had her wolf teeth filed down, so she doesnt look quite so predatory. Don’t you just wonder how come they’re so easy to fool?

Personally, I think anyone who WANTS to be in politics is manifesting those grandiose symptoms of mania that lead to bad things.

Maybe if we just locked all politicians up in Foggy Bottom, we could go on about our business and we’d be just fine. They just won’t leave us alone or stop lying. Bad, very bad.

FasterThanFastjack

The only good politician is someone who doesn’t WANT to be a politician.

B Woodman

Novel idea. . . .
Treat politicians (and those who aren’t, but want to be elected as such) the same way as Mark Twain posited about childrearing (one of my favorites):
“Place them in a barrel and feed them through the bunghole. At age 21, take a vote as to whether to break open the barrel or plug up the bunghole.”

David

Heinlein’s variant: “… feed them through the bunghole. When they turn into teenagers, drive in the bung.”

I was struck while trying to read the post on Michelle Bachman (who really does seem to missing a few candles on her menorah) that all the DUers assume that if there is a Rapture, that only the rich white conservative folks will be taken. Interesting implication about their world-view.

JohnE

The WalMart thing rules. Anyone else following on how FEMA is turning Wally Worlds into detention centers?