Tuesday morning feel good story
This morning’s story is a little different than most, but it happened in North Carolina where Brad Coville, a local photographer, was getting a sandwich at a convenience store, when a fellow came in wearing a hoodie and announced that he had a gun in his pocket and that he wanted the money from the register;
Coville, who was standing beside Boyd at the counter, said the man didn’t pay him any attention at first.
“The first time he said whatever he said it was unintelligible,” Coville recalled.
But Coville said Boyd was pointing and that it seemed as if Boyd had a gun in his pocket.
“Then he swung toward me like he was going to say something to me, but when he swung toward me his hand came out of his pocket and all he had was a finger,” Coville said.
When Boyd turned back to the clerk, Coville made his move toward him.
“I grabbed his arm and took him to the ground, put him in a bend wrist and held his wrist,” Coville said. “I told the clerk to call the police, so she did.”
Coville said while he had Boyd pinned to the ground, Boyd started calling him names.
“He said, ‘You are a crazy redneck (expletive deleted),’” Coville recalled.
Coville said he told Boyd to stop resisting.
While Coville had Boyd pinned to the floor, Boyd, the criminal begged for the clerk to call the police and he was gratified that they came and hauled his little finger-pointing ass off to his reward.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Doh.
Really. Doh is right. I like the “Stop resisting.” It is important for the good guy to say as he beats the shit out of the bad guy. It protects against charges of excessive use of force.
Boyd…may never write again. Who am I kiddin’ he couldn’t read, write or obviously speak well before. 😀
The old Finger in the Pocket trick! That just does not ever get old.
That’s as funny as the bannanna in the tail pipe
Some tricks are just timeless classics. They never work anymore, but they’re still timeless classics.
And here I thought it was going to be something along the lines of “Robber pretending to have a gun shot by intended victim – who really had one.”
Yeah, because anyone who gets involved in upsetting an armed (fingered?) robbery must be a crazy redneck or [gasp] a tea party member.
That “stop resisting” quote reminds me of a police report I read several years ago. Southwest Airlines had an unruly passenger in mid-flight. With the help of some passengers, the FA’s were able to subdue the guy and they had him flexicuffed and lying face down in the aft galley floor. They guy was still mouthing off and squiring around, so a flight attendant walked up and kicked him in the groin. Stop resisting yet?
There was a streamer below the screen yesterday on the Houston news saying a fellow hacked down someone’s door here with a machete – and was promptly shot. “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight” is another aphorism that comes to mind…