Infowars: Delta Force in Ferguson
I posted this story on our Facebook page last night and it’s totally credible, if you you’re not that bright. But the fellow pictured above is supposed to be a member of Delta Force according to some fellow reporting for InfoWars who claims that he was an Army staff sergeant. I don’t think that anyone would mistake Chunky Cheese for a Delta operator, but, oh well;
Report: Army Special Forces in Ferguson For Verdict
Men outfitted in suspicious attire appear to provide security for courthouse
Members of a covert military outfit, most likely U.S. Army Delta Force, have been spotted outside the Clayton, Mo., courthouse where a grand jury is convening to decide whether or not to indict a Ferguson police officer.
Infowars reporters on Saturday spotted several men outfitted in suspicious attire and wearing ear pieces in the parking lot of the Clayton courthouse.
Former Army Staff Sergeant and Infowars reporter Joe Biggs, who has carried out multiple tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan, reports that the men appeared to be undercover operatives, possibly from Delta Force, due to the way they conducted themselves and their inconspicuous attire.
The operatives arrived in Ferguson in vehicles with North Carolina license plates, which is interesting because Delta Force is stationed in Fort Bragg, North Carolina.
I’m thinking that Joe Biggs never left his B-hut. I’m not sure what “suspicious attire” is, but I’m guessing that it means those clothes that folks buy online from Ranger Joe’s. And the “earpieces” are nothing more than Bluetooth that every self-important prick wears these days.
So all you need to make people believe that you’re a member of the Army’s elite Delta Force is to drive an SUV with North Carolina plates and wear a Bluetooth ear bud. And look like you’ve been living on MacDonald’s takeout exclusively for a few years. You’ll probably need a scruffy beard, too.
Believe it or not, at least one person shared our Facebook link last night as a warning to his friends in Missouri that Delta was going to get them.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Looks like someone put a batch of fresh hallucinogens in the water cooler at
VTInfowars again . . .Shave the hair off of that critter and you’ll have a clone of “Blobfish” Chevalier!!
If anything, he’s Delta’s Trojan Horse. At some point when all the rioters are sleeping, he will bust open and a Delta platoon will spill out to contain them all…
Thankfully, I didn’t have coffee in my mouth when I read that.
Unfortunately, I did! In through the mouth, out through the nose…
Winning!!!!
I just did a people search on AKO, SSG Chunky Cheese is assigned to Super Duper Team 7 out of Ft Bragg. But he is Flagged for weight control so he is not supposed to be TDY. I think the picture is SGT Bubba Dimwit from Strip Club Stalker Team 4 and part owner of You Can Always Eat More restaurant franchise.
Every news team provided their own security staff.
I have no doubt that thats who these guys are.
Seriously?
**EYEROLL**
Umm right… someone do a foia/ako check on Mr Biggs. His elevator aint going out of the basement, and he would not recognise an operator if he was standing on top of him telling him who he was.
He looks like he has bats in his belfry!
Whoa. This guy and the others pictured at the link have done nothing other than be photographed. If the heavy guy represented himself to be a Delta Force member, I could see tossing a few verbal rocks at him. But this is Info Wars’ say-so, not his, and that idiot ‘correspondent’ and Info Wars are the only assholes in this story and the only ones who merit ridicule–and they merit it in spades.
I agree with you 100%
I thought the “reporters” twitter name was hilarious and kind of pathetic. @RamboBiggs? Seriously?
The winner from the Facebook post of the picture:
“That’s Meal Team 6.”
STEALING!
Damn, I am cleaning my keyboard off after that one.
veteran of Dessert Storm no doubt
“Meal team 6”, eh? Probably the funniest thing I have read in a month. No lie.
What’s sad is, far too many morons listen to infowars as if it is gospel. I see them as worse than the liberal media in a lot of ways. The liberal media makes money off of spreading fear to the masses because they’re scared of everything. Infowars makes money off of spreading fear to the masses because it makes them money.
True. I had an Airman once who made several ridiculous claims and swore Infowars was the only “real” news source out there.
Beard and a rifle?
Automatic Tier 1 black covert CIA special ops.
You forgot “Super Sekret Squirrel”
Or scumbag contractor.
Yep. Real Secret Stealth Ninja Warriors there.
Beard–check
Weapon available to any non-felon–check
Cargo pants available from Sears or Wal-Mart–check
Dirty ballcap–check
Used SUV–check
License plates from the large, diverse, and populous state of North Carolina–check
Morbid obesity–check
Clearly this guy MUST be one of the US Army’s most elite warfighters.
Or could he just be yet another lardass mall ninja? Nahhh.
I have NC license plates, work out of state, and am frequently on my work phone via my bluetooth piece due to Maryland laws on using cellular devices while driving. I also have a Navy decal on the back of my car to boot. Does this make InfoWars think I’m a Navy SEAL?
No, but you probably don’t look like you’ve just eaten a seal.
Depends on whether they’ve just visited their water cooler for a nice, big drink . . . .
Put on some 5-11’s, brown boots, fleece coat, and watch cap. Grow a beard, and have a set of wrapped Oakley’s, voila, instant Delta.
You forgot “gain 80 pounds”.
They are the reps from that whatever farm insurance company that you can call at three in the morning. They all wear khakis and have a ear bud according to the commercials I am forced to watch on live TV.
Funny, the guy reporting them as Delta is listed as a SSG on his facebook account.
Infowars should leave the satire to the Duffle Blog.
“Uh, it’s Jake from State Farm”. “What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm”? “Uh, Khakis?”
1) This generates traffic to their website, so they’re earning money. Doesn’t matter if it’s true.
2) The Twitter handle for ‘Joe Biggs’ is “Rambobiggs”, which should tell you what he thinks of himself.
Delta Force?
No way.
This appears to be an All-Points Logistics security team.
I have a strange feeling an FOIA on the reporter may turn up a less than stellar career path.
Standing offer: if someone can come up with the tool’s full name (first/middle/last); either SSN or date and place of birth; and approximate dates of service, I’ll file the FOIA.
I notice that if you google him, a year ago Infowars had him listed as a former Sgt. Now he’s a former SSG. I wonder if they ‘promoted’ him for his fine investigative skills.
Probably.
My best guess is that he worked with Jared Stern.
“He went to Jared’s”.
I’m no expert at this shit, but I think this link will show that Mr Biggs served w/ A Btry 3-321 FA.
Top row 5th from left, place cursor over photo. Almost made me sad to have worn the AA.
http://lucianread.photoshelter.com/gallery/Afghanistan-Portraits-Americans/G0000m67M90_nx1Y/1/1
Strange, if you look at the grunts in photos 1 thru 27, how different they look than the Red Legs in photos 28 thru 42.
Ain’t saying shit, just an observation.
Actually the guy in the picture is from Donut Force and in the back of his Suburban was a special delivery from the Krispy Kreme on Bragg Blvd.
My daughter says is that a delta airplane that got lost?
Info-Wars gone full retard.
In other words, it’s business as usual at that rag.
I bet he’s silent but deadly to any and all all-you-can=eat buffets and doughnut shops the moment their day-olds go on sale for 50% off!!
“Believe it or not, at least one person shared our Facebook link last night as a warning to his friends in Missouri that Delta was going to get them.” – quote
Oh, he’s definitely out there looking for ‘them’… after he finds his own pecker, after he has the Happy Meal with the newest toy, after he gets through playing with his GI Joe and making his Ken doll wear Barbie’s latest fashion on their date, and after he has a nice, long nap.
The SFOD-D “Delta” guys and the Great Skills guys always come and talk to our classes and NONE of them EVER looked like this fat fuck. They are all very professional and fit.
If the NC plates are correct could this guy be private security. Blackwater is located in NC. I know the name has changed not sure what it is now.
TAH made the USAWTFM Facebook page. Some of the comments are priceless:
https://www.facebook.com/usawtfm/photos/a.391474713605.169598.242181938605/10152897704773606/?type=1&theater
Just wait you guys! Give me the time to lay on another 80 or 100 pounds and I too will claim to be a “Secret Army Special Forces Delta Operator out of North Carolina”. For me, it’s just a matter of those extra pounds and the lobotomy I’ll have to do in the garage with my awl. Then, I’m good to go! I’ll even buy a Bluetooth headset though my old cell phone doesn’t even have Bluetooth capability but…it’ll look cool and high speed.
Sergeant Porkchop is from C(hubby) company.
He was sent to secure the local waffle house.
Genuflecting facing east, at the Altar of our Ranger on High after Jonn wrote:
Ranger Joe’s
What memories! Hmmm …. Google-Fu …. it seems Ranger Joe’s is not as good as it was in the old days … before the gun-running investigation 1970s-80s; or, was that Title II weapons?? [mmmm….I can’t find anything on Google about that.]
More Delta House than Delta Force
More WAFFLE HOUSE than anything else. That or Dunkin’ Donuts Force recon!!
Ah …. The story is true!
Some of you know the business I am in, so I can comfirm that DETLA was on the ground.
The “DELTA” in DELTA Force stands for the difference in the really fat fuchter and the not so fat fuchters in the unit.
So there you have it … DELTA was there!
Wow …. that’s a broad variation for Δ 0394
drop the 0349 … unicode gone bad.
Phlemron Dickey’s brother from another mother.
In a related story:
California license plates have been seen in the area. Everyone knows that Disney is located in California.
Mickey Mouse is Special OPS!
Whenever I click on a link at Drudge and it goes to a story on the Infowars website, I automatically dismiss it. The only thing that anyone who writes there might get righ is the amount of light in their large intestine.