Taliban apologize for blowing up prisoners
Johann sends us a link from Tolo News in regards to an apology that the Taliban issued the other day after they attacked the prison at Bagram and ended blowing up the folks they intended to rescue;
Militant rocket attacks on Bagram Prison in Parwan province mistakenly injured 20 Taliban insurgents detained there, officials said on Saturday. The Taliban has released a statement expressing regret for harming their fellow militants.
Attacks on Bagram Airbase, which houses the prison, have increased in recent weeks. But this is the first of such attacks that the Taliban has expressed remorse for.
In response to the Taliban’s statement expressing sympathy for the Taliban prisoners wounded by their onslaught, the Ministry of Defense (MoD) has said the Taliban should apologize to the families of all those civilians they have killed in their attacks.
Too bad, so sad. The Taliban should rescue more of the prisoners, more often.
Category: Terror War
To quote Nelson from the The Simpsons:
“Ha Ha!”
😀 exactly my sentiments.
Dear Faithful Fighters and Prisoners of the Opressive Western Infidels:
Sorry for blowing you up.
Our bad.
Sincerely,
The Taliban
The way I see it, it’s 72 virgins regardless.
To quote Hilllary, “What difference does it make?”
I just checked the source material and I see why the Taliban issued an apology.
While true that “The Messenger of God said, ‘Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.”
If they blow themselves up it changes to “The Messenger of God’s assistant, Abdul said, ‘Everyone that is killed by stupidity that enters paradise will be married to 6 middle aged women; all of them will be of questionable moral and phyiscal fiber. They may or may not have sex organs and he will have an erect penis only with the help of viagra or cialis.”
“ALL YOUR VIRGIN ARE LOOK LIKE THUS:”
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Coffee meet screen.
“Silence! I keeeel you!”
Apology accepted. ESPECIALLY since it was their own people they blew up.
Or, in the words of any child, after seeing daddy do an especially difficult accident or pratfall, “Do it again! Do it again!”
let me reflect on the injustice of suicide bombing terrorists being blown up by their own people attempting to bust ’em out of jail (giggle giggle snort BWAAAAAHHAAAAHHAAAHAAAAA)
Ok, I’m done contemplating.
Oops.
“Too bad, so sad. The Taliban should rescue more of the prisoners, more often.”
Yes, big bummer huh. You Taliban geniuses are the epitome of try…fail, try…fail then try again. Remember guys, three smokes on a match is bad luck.
They blowed up real good
“Damnit, Abdul! I thought you said they were in cell block C! You schmuck!”
Makes me think it’s a pity they can’t reach Gitmo!!
That sounds as dumb as an employee coming on to military blog to denigrate veterans for exposing his boss as a phony SEAL, and the only thing accomplished is that said employee gets fired.
Reminds me of a Warner Bros cartoon, where Tweety is talking about Sylvester, “He faw down, go BOOM!”
Oh. My. God..
Can’t….stop….LAUGHING!