Grammar and wealth accumulation made easy, the life story of Palmer Psul Wickre

I’m not even going to show you the traffic charts on how often Wickre, his attorney and confederates look at our website. It’s literally startling that Jonn and I haven’t been called in for some financial accounting for living rent free in what passes for their heads. It reminds me of a scene from Private Parts:

Anyway, today I wanted to discuss part 34,456 in our ongoing series of love letters that Psul sends us, as well as discuss his wealth accumulation tactic.

Your litle [little] band of unemployed [,] broke [,] military hasbeens [has-beens] operate in a circle jerk praticing [practicing] small suyad [unknown, perhaps squad] tactics by attackibg [attacking] stragers [strangers].

A strong start! Right up front we have antagonists in “unemployed, broke, military has-beens” and some action attacking strangers. Of course, the fact that he keeps trying to have me fired ruins the whole “unemployed” thing. And his lawyer is constantly lamenting violations of the “Posse Comitatus Act” [incorrectly I need not add] so the “has-been” part isn’t accurate. But my favorite part is us “attackibg stragers”. You’ll recall of course, that Palmer Psul the Viking came here to our blog, accused us of being worse than Nazis and then threatened to kill us. Also, there’s the fact we hadn’t written to him or about him in months, but he was sending emails, trying to leave comments, and visiting upwards of 100 times a month. Stragers indeed!

You are all sociopaths and broke [,] not worht [worth] suing [some transition needed, perhaps “with”] networths [net worth] with less than $50k in the house and $30 in your 401k.

….says the man constantly threatening legal action. Who seven years ago declared bankruptcy, see below for more. Also, stop peaking in my windows to get a view of my naked 401k.

We cant [can’t] even hunt you as trophy materials. None of you live on the coasts you live in the cheap inlands as they is what you can afford.

A hunting metaphor? Are you sure that’s such a good idea with your criminal past? Who is this “we” that is your potential hunting partner? And just what the hell is a “cheap inland”?

no [No] wonder you are angry all the time, wiht [with] what life gave you I would assult [assault] strangers to, as therapy [.]
Young punk Horses Ass’s [horses’ asses] [.]

Who’s angry? I’m a happy little bunny dancing in a field of lettuce. Alas, a dancing bunny is also twice as literate as Palmer Psul Wickre.

But, maybe he’s right. Maybe in the deep recess of my mind I’m just jealous. I mean, let’s look at his bio:

Palmer “Paul” Wickre, CEO & acting VP of sales has a storied past in startups, turnarounds, launches and public IPO’s. A graduate of Catholic University with a BSEE, an MBA from the University of Pittsburgh and a MS Law in Federal Contracting is his pedigree. Paul launched his career with IBM whereby he led the team that created the entire back office for MCI Communications, entitling the deregulation of US Carriers a $36B business at the time, He went on to US Sprint, and was the founder of the FTS 2000 effort, leading to competition in the Federal deregulated Telecommunication market, removing the AT&T Monopoly. During his tenure, US Sprint went from $17 to over $60, He has worked with a dozen startups consulting, on the way to IPO, successfully.

And this from his Linked In which supplies us with some dates:

VP DHS Sales & Business Development, NCS Corp, January 2007 – December 2009 (3 years) Reston, VA
VP Federal Business Development, FirsTech, January 2003 – December 2006 (4 years) Washington DC
VP Sales and Marketing, Frame Relay Systems and Technology, Inc. , January 1997 – January 2003 (6 years 1 month) Washington DC
VP Sales & Marketing, HyperCom Network Systems, December 1992 – January 1997 (4 years 2 months) Phoenix, AZ
Director Federal Sales, Avanti, Inc., January 1987 – December 1992 (6 years) Bethesda, MD
Director Federal Systems Marketing, Sprint, January 1981 – January 1987 (6 years 1 month) Reston, VA
Telecommunications Industry Consultant, IBM, January 1979 – January 1981 (2 years 1 month) Washington, DC

Holy shit! He must have been so fabulously wealthy by 2007 that he retired to Antigua, and we didn’t know it!

Oh no, that’s right, he filed for bankruptcy in October of 2007. (Note that his LinkedIn says he was employed by NCS Corp at the same time he was filing for Bankruptcy claiming no income.)

But how did a supreme genius of marketing and business end up bankrupt? May have something to do with his budgeting skills:

$500 for electricity and heating? $825 for food? The dude didn’t have a job, couldn’t he spend the time knitting a sweater and maybe preparing his own food, or hunting it down?

And who did he borrow this money from that he can’t ever pay back? Well, you know, banks, many banks, oh, and family members:

Raise your hand if you’ve defaulted on $50,000 of personal loans from your family? No one? Come on. Huh. Well, maybe because you’re all living in the cheap inlands.

Well, he’ll always have his Jags. And his $35 wedding ring, his $1 ties and his $5 suits.

I often think about how men are from Mars, and the stolen valor morons are from Uranus; and more so about what defines each group. Obviously honor is at the top of that list for us. I saw this quote of Teddy Roosevelt today that seemed to sum up our thoughts succinctly:

We do not admire the man of timid peace. We admire the man who embodies victorious effort; the man who never wrongs his neighbor, who is prompt to help a friend, but who has those virile qualities necessary to win in the stern strife of actual life. It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. In this life we get nothing save by effort.

And our antagonists are best viewed in this video:

Category: Dumbass Bullshit