Weekend Open Thread
If the blog acts a little funny over the next few days, we’re moving to a new server. We keep growing too fast and I had to upgrade our service which means were going to our own server which should speed things up a bit. I hope it improves our service to you. I also added thumbnail pictures of some of our phonies to the Stolen Valor page if you hadn’t noticed. That’s an ongoing project of ours. I know TSO is having a hard time keeping up with the tournament entries – we’ve added about a hundred phonies since he announced the beginning of the tournament. Well, talk amongst yourselves.
Category: Open thread
John Giduck is a turd with a face!
There is a special place in hell for turds like Giduck.
He will be hanging out with Commander Phil Monrkess and his minions from All-Points Logistics.
Please let us not forget the savior of Grenada & Beirut, ace fighting Marine, Zippy the Pinhead, Bill Blake of Bartlesville, Okla., a chickenshit, egg sucking, pole smoking, fat ass coward.
Bedwetter
Well, the Oathkeepers and some associated groups are at it again. This time they’re going down to Laredo, Texas and forming a human chain to stop illegals from entering: http://www.newsmax.com/newswidget/immigration-Laredo-immigrants-surge/2014/06/27/id/579717/?promo_code=nffvfwop&utm_source=This_Aint_Hell_Generic&utm_medium=nmwidget&utm_campaign=widgetphase1. They say they’ll follow the same ROE’s as the the Bundy Ranch Protestors and that they won’t fire first. I do not find any of this reassuring.
I don’t understand why citizens get made at other citizens taking action when the government has shown they won’t.
That seems very American to me.
Right On!
Preach it, Brother!
Amen and Amen!
It’s an issue of national defense. We cannot claim to be the owners of our own nation if we fail to secure our borders.
If the federal government cannot or will not defend the borders, then it is incumbent upon the citizens themselves to take up arms and defend that border to the best of their ability.
If I had the funds and means to be there, I would be standing alongside them.
Fair points; I just think the Oathkeepers/Bundy Ranch buffoons are such a bunch of tools that seeing their names invoked sort of poisoned it for me.
Happy Weekend Everyone!
I have missed you all. So an update..
Stitches came out earlier this week and they started bringing my legs back…very odd feeling like needles and pins sticking all over. Pain has not improved and its too early to tell if the rods and pins are going to work. Pain is crazy but was worth a shot.
Will start PT this week to get the hips, knees and ankles back to feeling and flexing. Should take about a week or so. If all goes well with that, doc said I would be able to go on a long planned visit to Ft. Bragg. Very excited about that.
So there you have it..I hope all of you are well and thank you again for the kind words and prayers.
So now a favor for some education…When is the Tournament and how does it work? :blush:
TC: best of luck, lass. Hopefully the pain remains manageable, and the recovery proceeds quickly.
Regarding the tourney: that’s TSO’s “baby”, but here are the bare bones. It’s run much like the NCAA BB tourney – field of 64, broken into four regions, each seeded 1-16, single elimination. TSO for the past 2 years has run a seeding committee which seeds the prospective “competitors”.
After seeding, there are one-on-one pairings – 1 seed against 16 seed, 2 against 15, etc . . . . Advancement is by public vote via polls TSO posts here at TAH. After the first round of eliminations, the process is repeated – always single elimination – until the “biggest loser” for that year is determined.
That’s the general process. There are minor variances, but the main process has been pretty stable for the last couple of years.
The “biggest loser” gets an award – a medal, actually – though as I recall, none have asked for theirs to be sent to them. Unfortunately, I can’t find the ribbon I thought would be most apropos (a light yellow ribbon with irregular brown splotches), so the ribbon is Red and Black (the traditional colors of dishonorable behavior and evil). The medal itself shows the representation of a horse’s ass on the obverse with the reverse engraved appropriately.
Thank you Hondo for the info and well wishes.
I know nothing of BB but will do some learning so I can participate in the tourney. It sounds like fun, but I think we already know who number 1 and 2 will be 🙂
Hey Coastie,
I kid the Coast Guard a lot, but we’re both webfeet. I know from pain and surgeries. Spent two months at Bethesda, back in the day for back and leg injuries.
If you need anything at all, give me a shout. Jonn has my contact info, and I’m pretty sure Hondo could pull it as well. You want to talk, you need anything, or even if it’s just someone to vent to, this old airdale will be happy to be there for you.
Just give me a shout if you need to. Otherwise, Semper Paratus.
V/R
AW1 Tim~
Thank you so much for that. Fear not the teasing of being small waters and webbed footed 😀 It’s fun teasing. I love the comradery between all of us brothers and sisters in arms.
Yes back, hip and leg pain and surgeries suck toad toes. I hope you have recovered from your injuries and suffer no more pain now. I will ask Jonn and Hondo to put me in touch with you. It would indeed be nice to have another friend and especially a Coastie Airdale 🙂
I wish you a wonderful Sunday and thank you again for your kind words.
Semper Paratus 🙂
TC
TC…Still praying for you.
Thank you Sparks 🙂
You are a very dear and special person and I am honoured to have you as my friend…
Actually that goes for each of you here. You all have come to mean so much to me in this short time.
@ 2/17 Air Cav~
You inspired me a bit ago for a new holiday recipe. When I finish it and give it a test run to make sure its yummy, I will be naming it after you and including it in your Christmas card 🙂
https://www.facebook.com/groups/789074627778551/
It appears that someone whined to facebook about thier identity being made sport of. Pretty far stretch. I guess they will have to find out if a “support page” can be considered a real person.
That. Was. AWESOME!!!
lmao!
Oh, HELL yes! 🙂
That…was… BRILLIANT!
for those of us who don’t do facebook, can you elaborate on who got their panties in a wad?
That was a certain someone with an affinity for comestables of the fromage variety. That and a few of his “friends” are mentioned here and there.
Actress gives up her seat to a soldier
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/amy-adams-gives-up-first-class-plane-seat-to-american-soldier-9569775.html
Publicity stunt.
The soldier shouldn’t have accepted the seat. Just like enforcement no gratuities policies should apply to DoD member conduct.
A handshake and thank you can show that same gratitude.
That’s interesting!
I’d never thought of that.
Once, during the Viet Nam War, way back when soldiers were required to wear the Class “A” uniform when appearing in public, while I was flying somewhere in a commercial aircraft with numerous vacant seats, the stewardess invited me to sit in the First Class section, which I did.
On another occasion, as a police officer, I took advantage of a reduced price on a meal.
Later, a fellow officer set me straight on that, so I never repeated that mistake.
FatCircles0311: possibly. But Ms. Adams does come from a military family. It’s entirely possible her gesture was genuine vice some calculated publicity stunt.
Either way: good for her.
That is also my default position. However, Fox this morning as they reported the incident included that it was another passenger who made it public, not the actress.
http://lightlybuzzed.com/2014/06/27/oscar-nominee-amy-adams-gives-first-class-seat-servicemen/
“While on Delta flight 1706 from Detroit to LA, she anonymously gave her first class seat to a serviceman in uniform.
Not wanting to make a big deal about it, Amy reportedly moved before the serviceman could see her, as she likely knew the serviceman would not take the seat if it was already occupied.
Espn’s Jemele Hill was on the flight and witnessed the incident, then tweeted about it.
Many don’t know that Amy Adams was born in Vicenza, Italy, where her father Richard (U.S. Army Serviceman), was stationed. Being raised in a military family is probably the reason Adams has such reverence for servicemen.
While Amy Adams is most assuredly not looking for any applause or a pat on the back for giving her seat away, especially to a United States Military Serviceman, she definitely deserves one.
While the war moves on and deployments continue, it’s nice to see people who are willing to say thank you, even if it is meant to be anonymous. The fact that a major Hollywood actress has such respect for the men and women who serve our country, is heartwarming to say the least. I am sure the serviceman enjoyed the seat in first class and will enjoy it more, knowing it came from Amy Adams.
In a day an age where the youth of our country have role models that think it’s cool to be irreverent, Amy Adams’ actions is the example by which we all, young and old, should carry ourselves. Thank you Amy.”
HS Sophomore. There is a call to action, issued by one person, hoping to enlist the support of certain groups. Oathkeepers is not organizing this but is merely invited. The Newsmax report is not clear but the website where this is coming from is. It is also a website whose operator needs a good English primer or an editor with at least a third-grade vocabulary and the ability to use a basic grammar and spelling software program. The website reminds readers who will appear at Laredo to rember the porta potty. I kid you not.
Same one that issued the alert for all of them to meet at Loves Tracel Center on I-35 @ Ensinal, Tx. lol
This might be the time to switch from the field of 64 to an Oscar’s style vote with categories.
e.g., best sock puppet, worst soup salad, worst FB pics, most ex-wives, most SF/SEAL tattoos etc.
The possibilities for categories are endless and more posers could be “winning”.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Most outraegous excuse, largest collection of sockpuppet defenders, most virtriolic death threats, best lawsuit threat, most ridiculous “uniform”…You’re right, the possibilities ARE limitless.
Imposter who’s uniform most closely resembles a WW II Russian General? Worst impression of a shitty lawer?
How about ‘most out of touch with reality’?
I can think of at least two contenders for that one.
Bernath is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!
And he now is signing his correspondance, emails and other posts as “Chief Petty Officer”.
His world is imploding and his every desparate move is being disected by the masses …
One day he will have to explain EVERYTHING …
For him, Master Blaster, one of those days will be on Judgement Day, when he goes to meet his maker. He will be fairly judged and held accountable for his actions throughout his life…
Oh, Bernath is also a LIAR, FRAUD and DEADBEAT DAD along with not being a CPO (Honorary or Genuine).
Master Blaster rules Bartertown.
Green Thumb…Cool!!! Nice reference.
Ostracism works wonders on inflated egos.
He’s not much of a school bus driver either.
He only spent 5 months on that job before being fired for “performance related issues”.
He probably forgot to fuel up the bus before going on his route.
His fascination with child molestation might have more than a little to do with his quick departure as well.
Thank God he didn’t get voted in as a school board member.
Sadly, there was a guy near where I lived who was abusing handicapped children in his charge, filming it, then posting it online.
The good part is, he’s doing 160 years in federal prison, and the states (yes, states) still get to take a crack at him.
He has never been a member of the Oregon State Bar Association either, thus as I understand it, he has never been an Attorney in Oregon either! To me, it also looks very likely that he might have been FIRED from the TSA, and given the manifold examples of that agency’s incompetence, ineptitude, nincompoopery, etc., getting fired from there takes effort!!
Daniel Alan Bernath was never a CPO in any capacity. I don’t know where he got that idea, but it’s not supported by any evidence.
Maybe he should’ve fueled that one brain cell of his so that it would’ve had enough fuel to return to his head. Now it’s lost, and he has gone missing looking for it.
😈
Over
Which reminds me…I have some audio to catch up on. Should be awesome.
Make sure you buckle your seatbelt.
Daniel A. Bernath is signing as a Chief Petty Officer still? Fucking Assclown. He lies so much I find it hard to believe anything he says,but I hope is following is true:
1. That he does have stress induced shingles.
2. That his plumbing is so broke dick that he needs a catheter.
3. And finally that is shingles spread to his urethra so that each time he caths himself, he experiences excruciating unbearable pain.
Annnnd…Bernath finds the material for his next legal complaint in #3 😀
Nah…
No threats, slander or liable in my post.
Just two items of information that dickhead put out himself, my personal opinion of said dickhead and a simple wish.
Don’t think even he can make a case from that.
*what am I saying, he can’t make a case about anything.
Well, maybe. But he has to *have* something to cath if he wants to have an argument.
Commander Phil Monkress and his senior staff at All-Points Logistics continue to avoid calls seeking clarification of Phildo’s felonious claims.
He’s afraid of you, Green Thumb.
Is their a difference between a disbarred lawyer and a retired one?
Yes there is. My Dad is a retired State Judge, and while he was on the bench he still had to maintain his State bar Association membership. He retired from being a Judge, got admitted to another State’s Bar Association and practiced there until he retired again. A couple of other Lawyers he knew were disbarred, one for stealing money, another for misappropriating State Funds while he was a State judge, and once disbarred, he was dismissed from the Bench. Once disbarred, a Lawyer is forbidden to practice law in that state, and he or she must apply for reinstatement afterward, which rarely happens. A suspension of a License to Practice Law is another issue, it’s temporary, but it leaves an indelible stain on any Attorney’s record and reputation.
Very interesting I hope our # 1
crash pilot is trolling this.
If I didn’t have immediate multiple medical appointments, including possible surgery, and if I had enough money for gasoline in my pickup truck (and to fix the flat tire), I would LOVE to go do my patriotic bit down on the Border!
As it is, I’m doing my best to inform other folks on the Internet.
WHAT is that photograph of?
I’m also curious, it looks kinda like the Blobfish as soon as he found out he couldn’t get his cheese until next Tuesday and his local pet store was all out of gerbils!!
Maybe it’s Blobfish mourning the death of his favorite gerbil?
Since, official representation from the Boy Scouts of America, in uniform, and while bearing the national colors of our United States of America, is slated to lead the annual parade of unrepentant homosexuals tomorrow, Sunday 29 June 2014, parents may want to consider referring their boys to a Christian alternative to the Boy Scouts of America, which is, Trail Life USA.
This is the URL for their web site:
http://www.traillifeusa.com/
Also, you may be interested in a Christian alternative to the Girl Scouts of America, which is, Frontier Girls.
This is the URL for their web site:
http://frontiergirlsclubs.com/
John,
What is the Islamic version?
Master Chief, I’d have to guess it might be Al Qaida, Taliban, Hezbollah, or ISIS.
They offer youngsters LOTS of adventurous stuff!
Lol … That they do. I like it when we learn about the youngster who did not pay close attention in IED Wiring and Knots 101 Class.
BOOM!
BOOM! Confetti…
Me. That’s me. It was taken after I bet the mortgage money on the 5 horse. All morning long it was 5 this and 5 that. I woke up w/o an alarm. It was 5 a.m. I called a radio show and was the 5th caller. I opened up the paper and the lottery number the night before was 555. I called a cab to get to the track and its number is 5. I got to the track and it was 5 minutes before the 5th race. If that’s not enough, there were 5 horses running and the 5 horse was 5-1. So, what else could I do? I put everything I had on the 5. And he came in 5th.
I swear this in an unTRUE story!
ROFLOL ! ! !
GOOD one!
Here’s something else I just now learned about, details of “MUSLIM PERSECUTION OF CHRISTIANS”, and the URL for that text is:
http://www.raymondibrahim.com/muslim-persecution-of-christians/christians-most-persecuted-group-in-world-muslim-persecution-of-christians-february-2014/
Religion is an invention of man, faith is the belief in a power greater than your own. To imply that all religions are wrong except your own is doing a great disservice to the faithful of all religions.
To rant about homosexuals or Muslims is not something I care to be a part of.
Xin loi.
neyn oyfgabe
I don’t consider islam to be a rteligion. It’s a social creed for a bloodthirsty, anti-civilization group of 7th century barbarians.
I have no problem with deriding them and calling for their eradication since they’re more or less a cancer upon the body of our world.
And they do not like to be tempted. Been to this rodeo a few times.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ramadan-2014-dont-eat-drink-smoke-you-can-be-deported-says-saudi-arabia-non-muslims-1454330
I have twice now had to file claims against muzzie taxi drivers in Portland, Maine. They seem to think that if they don’t like something, that they can refuse service to you based upon their “religion”.
Both times the City of Portland came down on their asses about it. In fact, it has only been this year where the threat of losing hack licenses finally made them wise up.
They were refusing to pick up unaccompanied females, anyone with a dog, people carrying alcohol, or in one case, people who had a couple containers of take-out from a pig roast.
I’ve had it with the lot of them and their refusal to become a part of our society.
I have spent my entire day doing something worthwhile, and I come back here only to see a phatograph of a large, fat, bald man crying his heart out over stubbing his toe?
Eeeewwwww!
I guess my day was much better than his.
Ice cream!!! Oh, yeah – that salsa I made a few days ago has now fermented into a wondrous concoction and is sitting chilled in my fridge. It is as thick as gumbo now, and is a meal in itself.
I’ve had a craving for some butter pecan ice cream all day. I think I’ll go answer that craving right now.
I want mint chocolate chip. And chocolate chip. And chocolate.
Wait! I’ll go with you!!!!
Homemade Atomic Fireball Ice Cream.
About 20 Atomic Fireball candies.
1 ball peen hammer.
Smash up the candies into smithereen size pieces with the the hammer. (I use a cloth bag)
Add to your favorite recipe of Vanilla Ice Cream.
It is wicked good.
GDcontractor~
That sounded so good, I had my nurse make it for me…it was indeed very yummy 🙂
Thanks for sharing it <3
For our patriot volunteers who are defending our Southern Border:
Additional information in support of our patriot volunteers who are defending our Southern Border:
Michael Ramsdell, legit?
http://michaelramsdell.com/page9.html
Or, hear it in his own words here:
http://snapjudgment.org/Contents-Unknown. click on “Secrets in Siberia”
It sounds like a crock of shit to me, but I have grown cynical for some reason or another.
They did cite the book as, “a fictionalized account”.
From the website: “A Train to Potevka is categorized as a novel because, even though the events described occurred
more than ten years ago, much about them must remain classified secret today. Parts of the book are
fictionalized to bring disjointed events together and to keep things hidden that must remain hidden.”
I just now received this via e-mail:
August, this year, will have five (05) Fridays, five (05) Saturdays, and five (05) Sundays.
This happens only once every eight hundred and twenty-three (823) years.
The Chinese call it, “SILVER POCKETS FULL”.
Interesting phenomenon, huh?
Interesting, but totally not true. There are only 14 possible calendars. The year starts on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, etc on through Saturday. That’s 7 possible calendars. Do that again for leap years, and you have 14 possible calendars. They repeat every few years.
August, this year, will have five (05) Fridays, five (05) Saturdays, and five (05) Sundays.
This happens only once every eight hundred and twenty-three (823) years.
Actually that happening isnt that uncommon. It will happen again in 2025, basically anytime August second falls on a Friday it happens, so odds are it happens about every decade or 15 years at most
August, this year, will have five (05) Fridays, five (05) Saturdays, and five (05) Sundays.
This happens only once every eight hundred and twenty-three (823) years.
Actually that happening isnt that uncommon. It will happen again in 2025, basically anytime August first falls on a Friday it happens, so odds are it happens about every decade or 15 years at most
If you have a state lottery that plays with 3 numbers, 555 might be a good choice on any given day in August. Especially August 5. At the least, I’m sure that those states that have such a lottery will make a ton of money that day.
Well, Folks, it looks like I’ve been had!
Thanks to all of you guys who pointed out my error.
Now, I’ll have take a couple of minutes to e-mail an apology, with clarification, to all those folks that I had previously sent that bogus information to.
JONN LILYEA wrote:
“I had to upgrade our service which means were going to our own server which should speed things up a bit. I hope it improves our service to you.”
_____________________________
I want to be served coconut cream pie.
I got off work today, did my laundry, and realized I have tomorrow off. Seriously. How did that come about? I didn’t even have Father’s Day off!
Oh well, guess I’ll start my day by taking a huge Wittgenfeld, then wiping my Psulie before heading out to breakfast and listening to He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named getting confused because he can’t tell his left from his right.
Or 9 from 36.
Or up from down.
Empty from Full
Or indicated airspeed from speed over ground. I wonder if he sued to get his $0.99 back from the iTunes store….the dumbass.
DOMINO’S will be here any minute now, with my order of:
2 Small (10″) Hand Tossed MeatZZa Feast®
1 40-Piece Boneless Chicken
(5.0) BBQ Sauce
2 2-Piece Chocolate Lava Crunch Cakes
1 2-Liter Barqs®
2 Side Icing Dipping Cup
Yes, it’s a lot, but I don’t eat it all at once.
This will last me a few days.
Because I’m sort of a regular customer who gives BIG tips (because of the price of gasoline), they always give me a discount on my orders.
Mmmmmmm, boy, but that is plumb larrupin’!
While I’m enjoying my sumptuous repast, I’ll watch one of my favorite DVDs, the movie, “G.I. BLUES”, ’cause before I went to the old Republic of Viet Nam, I was an American G.I. in Germany, and I’ve recorded myself (and posted on YOU TUBE) singing three (03) of the songs in that movie.
Ah, memories!
I don’t know if this will work, but here goes:
Well, now we know that VIMEO doesn’t operate the same way YOU TUBE does.
If you click on that link, you’ll hear the old 33 1/3 RPM record album, “A G.I.’S GERMANY IN SOUND AND MUSIC”.
Volume Two (02) of “A G.I.’S GERMANY IN SOUND AND MUSIC”.
So much for the anti-heart attack diet. 🙁
If anyone need a tax deductible charitable contribution, please consider supporting my Fisher House fundraising at the Army Ten Miler. Four stars on Charity Navigator, they have a great mission, and even stepped up to pay death benefits during the Gov’t shutdown last October. Link is here: http://www.teamfisherhouse.org/goto/patquinn
Raising money for Fisher House makes the long runs in DC humidity a little more tolerable…and every little bit helps.
Thanks for reading!
Country ribs smoked on the CFG with baked beans, tater salad, and biscuits, followed by Blanton’s Reserve bourbon and stogies consumed and enjoyed; my shooting pal is now racked out on the man-eating couch gathering strength for tomorrow’s range day. .308, .223, .22LR and 9mm will be exercised. Tomorrow will be very good day, I hope yours is too.
Great news, I am a great Grandfarther .I feel old now.The Grandson was so excited he forgot to give the stats. No name or hieght or weight. Haha another to spoil.I feel younger now. Joe
Congrats, Joe.
Congrat’s Joe!
Joe Williams…Congratulations sir! God bless and keep your new grand child!
Congratulations Joe Williams on the arrival of your new grand child.
Many blessing to you and your family.
EX-PH2……the pic a nick season is upon us. This recipe is for you.
Moms Beans
8 slices bacon cut and fried
Half onion fried with bacon
1can lima’s
2 cans pork and beans
1 can kidney beans
2 tbl spoons brown sugar
2 tbl spoons vinegar
2tbl spoons ground mustard
3/4 cup catsup
Combine all ingredients in a been pot
Bake @ 300 degrees for one hour
It’s yummy do!
I’m printing that out and making that, with ribs, tomato/onion cole slaw, potato salad, and a platter of sliced tomatoes, onions and cukes. Just like the good ol’ days on the farm.
Oh, I am SO PROUD to say that my tomato plant now has one baby.
I’m looking forward to several more. I guess I’d better prop it.
Tomato baby update: I was watering the plants and counted 4 baby tomatoes.
I am SO proud of my tomato plant, slogging through adverse weather and squirrels, that it could do this.
Simple tomato dish I first had in Souda Bay, Crete. Just slice up the tomato(es), add a little S&P, some shredded basil leaves, feta cheese, and drizzle with good olive oil. Serve with crusty bread and a nice chilled white wine.
Ex-PH2…….I’ve got four tomato plants with 10-12 babies. Also Kale, beets, sweet onions, yellow squash, bell peppers, and hot peppers.
It’s going to be in the hi eighties this week plants should really start bouncing up.
Also the recipe I gave you, if you want it thicker, drain the beans. Enjoy!
@ 2/17 Air Cav~
You inspired me a bit ago for a new holiday recipe. When I finish it and give it a test run to make sure its yummy, I will be naming it after you and including it in your Christmas card 🙂
Toasty. That was the other Air Cav guy. He’s 3/17 with the recipe. I’m 2/17 with the flatulence video. Also, as a general rule, food isn’t from my kitchen if preparing it for cooking requires more of me than to add water.
@2/17 Air Cav~
Ha! Nope twas you from a couple of posts back in May…I had to double check because there seem to be a lot of Air Cav guys here and I simply can not keep you guys straight 😀
But nonetheless, whether you actually make it or not, it is always fun having a meal named after you 🙂
And because I happen to be just a Deep Water Challenged, Webfooted Galley Wench Sailor, who for years continued professionally in my rate as a chef, who is bored silly not being able to get into my garden or kitchen, I just may compose a holiday menu in honour of all TAH regulars..
So I will ask you all for a favor. If you please, would you tell me the nicknames of each Branch or Unit you are in?
I know there are Bubbleheads, Dolphins, Grunts, Master Blasters, Gunnys, Squids, Swabbys, Airedales, SEALs, SF, PJs, Airbourne, Infantry, Marine Recon and Sniper etc. But I get lost and am ignorant on the rest.
I ask because I am inspired to create a menu to honour all the Branches this Holiday season and would like for it to be all inclusive and personal. Years ago I hosted dinners for Service Men and Women who were unable to be home for the holidays, and I think I will start that up again in honour of all you, my Brothers and Sisters in Arms of TAH.
Okeee…apparently the meds have made me mushy, so enough of this goofiness…
There’s also Lawn Darts, Spoons, and Wrench Dogs as well!
Did someone mention beans?
Wow- a dump taking a dump.
Now the wife’s all pissed because I drew a bunch of dicks in the head this morning.
No appreciation for “art”.
John D…Women just see things differently don’t they? 😀
Hokay, the lawn has been mowed and laundry is in the washer. What sort of trouble can I get into now?
Get a phone number of someone like Turd Bolling or Phil Monkress and give them a call and ask about their posing. It’s great fun and a real stress reliever sometimes. I’ve been called names I never heard of before…even in the military! 😀
Word.
BREAKING NEWS:
Yeap … Is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!
Given his denial of entry into the Oregon Bar Association, I assume that he never has been and never will be an Attorney at Law in the State of Oregon either!!
Word has it that he was denied his man card as well.
Not much of a pilot, or a bus driver, or a TSA Agent, or a Radio Newscaster, or a Photographer.
Somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so that he can breathe. I think he owes it an apology.
I have to put this here because there is no place else to put it.
http://www.newser.com/story/110849/malawi-to-outlaw-farting.html
While the story is three years old, it’s still worth noting.