Today’s Feel Good Story, Terrorism Edition
Today there is one less terrorist j-hole in the world. And this latest exit by a jihadist and wannabe Shahid was . . . interesting.
Seems as if a “gentleman” in Somalia decided to take a car bomb to a Mogadishu hotel. Presumably he was targeting either the hotel or something nearby.
In the process of parking his car . . . well, I’ll just let a Somali police official tell you what happened next:
Capt. Mohamed Hussein said the bomber appeared to have prematurely detonated his explosives-laden car Saturday as he tried to park near a hotel. No others were hurt or killed in the blast.
It’s indeed a good thing that no others were hurt or killed. As for the bomber managing to off himself, well . . . .
Gee. That’s . . . just . . . too . . . freaking . . . bad. (smile)
May this late terrorist j-hole now enjoy the company of Shai’tan for all eternity. And may his 72 virgins look thusly:
Category: Feel Good Stories, Terror War
*WOOO-HOOO!*. BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA…
ANOTHER splodeydope becomes a “Wile E. Coyote Bomber” instead! Maybe he could become Achmed the Dead Terrorist’s stunt double if there’s enough left of him/it? NAAAAH, forget that, it’d take forever to properly clean and sanitize the damn thing!!
And this isn’t in the ‘Feel Good Stories’ category because….?
Under any other circumstances, this would be a ‘face palm’ moment, but this early in the morning, it’s S&Gs.
Oops. sorry, missed that ‘feel good’ designation. Too early. Not enough caffeine.
This is kind of like being waked up after 2 hours of sleep and being told that one of your idiot E-2s had put a bucket on top of a door… and it fell on him… and it’s the second time he did that.
We had a guy like that in my squadron. He was an AO but no one would ever let him move to the shop so he spent his whole time either TAD or in the plane captain’s shack.
And you expected anything else from an Airedale?
Sled hockey (or sledge as it is known elsewhere) is a sport I learned about a few weeks ago while watching one or another sports channel on TV. I commented about it here at TAH but damned if I can tell you where. Anyway, the sport is an Olympic (para) event. There aren’t many Veterans on the US team. But, for some reason, the three or four Veterans stand out. After whomping on the Canadians and reaching the finals, the American ice masters faced off against Ivan—and took the Gold! There was only one goal scored in the game. That goal came in the 2nd period when Purple Heart recipient and double amputee (IED 2009) Marine Josh Sweeney swiped the puck and put it in the net.
This is truly a feel-good story that I thought you might appreciate. Here’s the link: http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/24485523/us-downs-russia-wins-sled-hockey-gold-at-paralympics
I watched the last two periods of the game, good stuff.
It is a good thing when Satan’s messenger plans go all wrong!
God Bless America!
I love it when a plan comes together…
Resurrecting old slang, a not-smart bomb.
Gee. That’s . . . just . . . too . . . freaking . . . bad. (smile)
Knew it was you Hondo by the (smile) ROTFLMAO.
I can see it all now. He had the bomb set to go off if he hit first gear only. So he travels through the city riding the clutch at lights in second gear, then…the awful parallel parking in front of the building and what does he do? Slams it into reverse out of Jihad frustration, cursing parallel parking all the while then…ut oh…back into first gear and “off he goes into the wild blue yonder”.
With 36 Madeleine Albrights and 36 Helen Thomas’ waiting to…”get it on, bang a gong…get it on”.
I don’t know about you guys, but that picture of the 72 “Helen Thomas Virgins” is enough for me to finally make my move from Catholicism to whatever those jihadists believe in….which is????
Yeah, always had a school-boy kinda crush on Ms Thomas.
That’s sick–but not as sick as my fantasy: Helen, Golda Meir, and yours truly in a jello-filled hot tub.
Like the old Warner Bros cartoon with Tweetie Bird,
“I wike him. He faww down, go BOOM!!”
Where’s that silly bitch of a Communications professor from Butt College? See, the subject of this article is an illiterate buffoon from a rape culture!
LAST WORDS
Terrorist says aloud to self: “Was the red button for Arm or for Activate?”
Terrorist answers self aloud: “It’s for Arm. Yeah, I’m sure of it, now.”
Click. BOOM!
kind of like the faux VW ad in which a terrorist detonates his suicide vest outside a crowded cafe in his VW Polo – which totally contains the explosion. Hysterical.