“Big Eastside” a little lower today
Beretverde sends us a link to a story that would normally be a feel good story, but this resident beat a group of assailants with his hands instead of a firearm;
His attorney, C.J. McElhinney, says the MMA fighter was at home with his young son, his fiancee and her friends when the suspects called and threatened his life, “I’m big Eastside,” suspect Leonard Calvillo reportedly said, referring to a local gang, ” … I’ll kill you and your family … I will go to your house.”
Witnesses in the home told investigators that when the men smashed their way into the home, one was carrying a “crude shank” while another grabbed a knife found inside the home.
But the experienced martial arts fighter made them pay a high price for the invasion; one wound up fatally stabbed and a second had to be taken to a local hospital suffering from deputies described as “severe facial injuries.”
The family man has minor injuries, apparently. Recon is everything.
Category: Crime
Rule # 1 about DUMBASS FIGHT CLUB: Never bring a crude shank to a MMA fighters house!
I betcha’ the stab wound was to the neck!
I feel better already.
That poor door.
If that’s the picture I saw this morning, then yes… more angled down in the clavicle, but it was generally a neck-stab.
This should probably be a feel-good. If he is as advanced as the article I was reading claimed, then he might have been registered. Otherwise, yeah. I think big Eastside is nothing more than shriveled foreskin at this point.
Their IPB was, indeed, flawed.
Sun Tzu was right.
It was awfully decent of Big Eastside to provide some notice. Awfully decent. “Hey hon, would you mind taking everyone out back for a few minutes? I’m expecting a few guests and I’d like to meet with them privately. Thanks.”
@ 4 Flagwaver … now don’t tease us. If you have autopsy photos … “it is nice to share!”
Kinda what I was thinking AC. Not sure how the gun laws are in NM, but yea, pretty stupid anyway. Give me advance notice, I have lot’s of options to choose from. Including calling the po-po. I think this definitely counts as a feel good story.
Text book example of why one should never bring a knife to a gun fight.
This crew was real farhking smart. Wonder how they made it through second grade they are so farhking smart. Come and visit boys, any old time and by all means call ahead. I’ll have refreshments waiting. lmao!
The photos I really want to see are of the one with the serve facial injuries. Is Big Eastside the decreased or one of the two running away? Joe
Gee whiz, guys, if you’re going to commit a crime, for pete’s sake DON’T ANNOUNCE IT IN ADVANCE!
Such geniuses as these twits are.