I want Obamacare because I want to be like this guy
Seriously, do they honestly think that this little dork would tempt me into the Obamacare mess? If I were to caption the photo, I’d put “I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.”
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Sheldon doesn’t wear glasses, and that poof in the picture has got to be nuts to allow himself to be photographed and used like that. Lol
@1….Jacobite
Exactly….I mean, who wears a wrist watch these days *anyway*. ;-D
/I bet those jammies have feet too….and a butt flap.
//Psul Jr. wannabe?
Is the little douchebag-looking hipster drinking hot chocolate or Kool-Aid his mommy just made for him?
Damn…that picture is from the recruiting poster for the Nellis Drone Operators.
At least its not as patronizing as this the video in this:
http://reason.com/blog/2013/12/18/if-you-think-pajama-boy-looks-effeminate
I mean holy hell. One of the guys has dog tags even. You want to talk about being all inclusive, they hit every base.
Phil Robertson has “no comment”.
C’mon, SOMEBODY’s gotta have a beta boy brother living in his mommy’s basement somewhere; it’s the law of averages or somethin’…
Obamacare better cover ass-kickings because any man wearing footie pajamas that crosses my path looking like this is going to need good coverage.
Let me just say this:
I had an ex girlfriend who had a onesy. I was slightly jealous of how comfortable it felt (especially since I tend to sleep in boxers or running shorts, because I am a mad man). It was cute and kinda sexy the way she wore it (namely because A) easy access and B)it was like underwear roulette). From time to time, I would think ‘man, on these cold nights, it’d be nice to have something to keep my forearms warm besides tattoos and a seething hatred.
Then I remembered that I have some dignity. Sure, occasionally I’ll wear a shirt or something to bed. But pjs? I have ‘pj’ pants, and I barely wear those.
Dude is a loser. Beta as all hell.
Oh, and my generation has pretty much destroyed Obamacare. So, the same tools who VOTED FOR IT, destroyed it. How funny is that?
Four Words:
Punch in the Throat (PITT)
This is my favorite meme:
https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/413133053943234561/photo/1
It’s kind of funny (well sad, really), but Oregon just took down it’s $300 million hipster marketing video/radio commercials. Those at least featured a half-way attractive hipster/hippy female (who is probably hairier than a Taliban wife).
I wonder if they stole this guys picture like they did the illegal from the homepage of 0bamacare?
Look, at least his need for a cup of hot chocolate got him to come out of his mommies basement!!!
@13, nah, mommy brought it downstairs to him. Then kicked him in the nads, and damned herself for getting so drunk 20 years ago.
F@cking queers!!!! Nuf said.
Awwww, a grown man in a onesey with a buttflap. Buffalo plaid, no less, with wrist and ankle cuffs, too. That is SO-O-O-O CUTE!
Oh, guys — that thing on his wrist isn’t a watch. It’s a prototype Dick Tracy 2-way wristwatch-TV-radio, just like in the Sunday comics. He’s a tester, you know.
I never knew mannequins had to apply for insurance under ObamaCare . . . .
So I see their birth control program is working. Nice BCG’s he is wearing.
He’s the kind of kid who would always get “swirlied” after gym class in high school!!
@18 I wish this guys parents had practiced some birth control! I bet he has a onesey on under those fag pajamas. I agree with MCPO NYC, Punch To The Throat. I would say a swift kick to the nuts but I doubt he has any. If you listen to the “gay” community they would have you think half the population is gay. I hate it when an actor dies, especially the good old actor, and the gay community immediately comes out with the bullshit that he was a closet gay. Of course it is when the guy is no longer around to defend himself. F@ck ’em all. I am not homophobic nor a basher. I just don’t like any community of people or segment of society who lie continually to further their agenda. But then that is also why I hate the current Administration and Congress!
#4: That is the standard pose for the shuttle door gunner. Note that contented stare,accented by the birth control glasses as his imagination runs wild.
@21 LMAO! Thanks for the levity. I was taking myself a little to seriously. “Birth Control Glasses”…love it!
Wanna beat those are feetie PJs? I’m guessing he’s NOT watching Duck Dynasty. Definitely not. Looks like a Teletubbies kinda guy. Yep, Teletubbies.
Phil Robertson just called and said, “that there boy definately looks like he enjoys man anus!”
The odds that PJ ever held a gun? 99-1 against
The odds that those are feetie pajamas he’s wearing: 6-5 for
The odds that he is more comfortable wrapping his lips around some guy’s weenie than a duck call? 1-9 weenie
If any of you ever show up at my house in that getup, I will have you arrested for littering, loitering and looking like lamebrained libidiots, and pack you off to Lovell’s mental lockup where you belong.
And for the male model, he looks like someone who has not quite made up his mind exactly who or what he is, the blame for which I lay entirely at the feet of the idiot ad director, who wants ‘to please everyone’. He also looks like he’s about 16 years old.
Should hook this idiot up with Air Force Amy… she might destroy him, but at least he will come on out of moms basement.
Him(?) with Air Farce Amy? He’d get lost, and we’d have to send in a Search Party!!
I’m thinking of marketing this questionnaire to the A& E Network, as well as ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, and CNN. Perhaps they can screen-out show applicants or invitees beforehand—as a way of ensuring the acceptability of guests and prospects.
Are you heterosexual or bisexual? Yes +15 ; No -5
Do you attend church? No +15; Yes -5 (If No, skip next question)
Do you attend church weekly? Yes -15; Monthly? Yes -10 Only weddings and funerals? No deduction
“The greatest President of the United States is/was ___________. Obama +15; Clinton +10; FDR + 5; Wilson +5; Any other Democrat: No Deduction. If a Republican -15. Additional 10 points deducted if response is Reagan, Bush, or Nixon.
I haven’t worked at the scoring yet. There are issues with that.
@28, strap a 5X8 to his ass so he doesn’t fall in.
Welcome to the Great NW!
Give me, Where’s my?, I need, I deserve, I expect and I require are the local “buzz” phrases.
“Well, go work, join up, Peace Corp, Fire, etc.”
“No, I do not want to do that. I do not have to!”
Clowns.
Obamacare marketing reminds me of something from high school days (admittedly a long time ago). I recall there was always at least one person on the school staff, maybe a teacher, maybe a counselor or some such, who tried really hard to ingratiate themselves with the students. They would say what they thought were the right slang words… like “keen”, “hip” or “groovy”. They were always a few years out of date with the slang and always sounded like they put quotes around the words.
Obviously their children are now responsible for the marketing of Obamacare.
George V.
Here’s a pretty good sendup of this silly commercial:
https://www.evernote.com/shard/s243/sh/02ce91ad-b180-4f38-b48e-4229ba5bf136/be5fbd3a723e8f8830618f717b7c5ef4
Man,
Justin Timberlake has *really* let himself go.
http://hairstyletwist.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/BBC-009557.jpg
Justin who?
Apparently, this is the new Marlboro man for our new socially engineered masculinity.
I hope his onesy has a drop chute once he figures out his metrosexual arse is paying to subsidize yet more unearned nummies for the ne’er-do-wells in Fort Greene. Then he can self-apply the red hot poker of rapery courtesy the gov’t.
“it’d be nice to have something to keep my forearms warm besides tattoos and a seething hatred.”
Muahaha #9 😀
“Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Thanks to affordable healthcare, Chelsea Manning may get the sex change, and I’ll get a shot. After this year’s BronyCon.”
I put this up for a screensaver for my girlfriend to see when she got home. After she texted me WTF several times she thanked me for being a man.
Actually, I have been angry, dismayed, disappointed and dumbfounded by the worst President in modern history and his out of control Administration for some time but now I am insulted. I’m insulted that this beta male is his idea of what American Men are and should be. He must not be paying attention to his daily briefings of our men in the field. Oh Wait, thats right, he doesn’t attend daily briefings so his idea of men are colored by faculty lounge sensitive 90’s “guys” that love to be dominated by Wookies
Nicki has a post that tells us that Pajamaboy has been outed as one Ethan Krup. http://thelibertyzone.wordpress.com/2013/12/19/meet-the-obamacare-pajamadouche/
Him is just tickled pink that him has got all this notice for his little self. If you scroll to the bottom of her post, you’ll see him in the company of ‘friends’.
Nicki’s right. He’ll probably get the title of ‘oldest male virgin on the planet’ and still think of himself as ‘cute’.
Ethan, is the little red-haired mouse your ‘girlfriend’ or your ‘bestie’?
“Spare time. Yeah I have a lot of it”
ROFL!!!!
My caption for this douche would be: I just shit my adult diaper, and it feels WAAAAAAARM!
🙂
Christmas morning, I woke up in my plaid onesie pajamas, ran downstairs for a mug of cocoa, not too hot, and had a discussion with all of my fellow veterans about our health care. Then I had my testicles removed, since obviously I will never be using them again.
Hack, why would you wear a onesie?
Actually Nicki, he appears to be smiling because his(?) Mommy just told him that if he’s a good little boy today, she will have a nice warm enema for him when he gets home!!
Let’s see. I’m a gun-collecting, horse-riding, pickup truck-driving, rodeo-watching, ditch-digging, baseball and football-loving, God-fearing, church-going, blue-collar heterosexual American male. And I know I’m not exactly rare. What in God’s green earth makes them think an ad like this would generate a positive response from somebody like me? Hell, the gay people I know are laughing at this shit…
I get the feeling that vwp looks something like this.