Kokesh gets ripped off by hippy pals

| October 6, 2013

One of our ninjas sent us a video, you probably don’t want to watch. It’s Kokesh’s girlfriend Carey who has the most irritating Valley Girl voice, but the most important part of the video is her announcement that someone ripped off Adam’s defense fund.

So, who knew that hippies rip each other off? Yes, Kokesh is still in jail learning his lesson that there are limits to what the DC government will accept when it comes to civil disobedience, and loading a shotgun a couple of blocks from the White House seems to be outside those limits. I tried to tell him.

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Smitty

couldnt bring myself to watch the video, but knowing what was in it is pretty damned funny. maybe when im off work and a few glasses of scotch into the evening ill try to watch it

John Ready

Man, was that painful!

On a positive note, Adam is making friends in jail.

OWB

No. I will not watch the video since today is a “no pain” day. But, I can still laugh, right? Besides, I trust you guys. Sometimes. Well, at least about this, your word is golden.

SSG Medzyk

Political prisoner? You took a loaded shotgun to the heart of Washington DC and directly threatened the US government! That’s not politics, that’s a crime!

With Bubba’s dick still in your ass, it’s no wonder you awake each morning with a smile on your face….

Green Thumb

I wonder if the thieves were part of IVAW?

IVAW = Losers.

NHSparky

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mr. Blue

Translation- they blew the defense fund money on weed and pizza.

OldSargeUSAR

The ditz says Adam ate out of the trash, and is “proud” about it. Wants “all you guys” to know.

Sick fuck.
Dumb-ass bitch.

JarHead Pat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

21Zulu

No doubt the guy is a dumbass, but he never should have been arrested for having a loaded gun in DC. If this isn’t what the Second Amendment was designed for, why do we need it? Personally, I think our government should live in fear of us instead of the other way around.

Green Thumb

I hope that rectum resizing therapy is going as planned.

Ex-PH2

Since there’s no pop quiz on Friday, I’m not watching this video.

If that’s kokehead’s girlfriend, she needs to get her very lame fashion sense out of the ’60s. A flip and a headband?
Eeewww! Gag me!!!

OIF '06-'07-'08

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What a Putz!

A Proud Infidel

THAT DUMB SHIT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
Right now, Kokesh tops my list of people it’s hard to feel sorry for!

Civilwarrior

I could only listen to two minutes of that drivel before I wanted to drive nails through my eardrums.

21Zulu

Point taken, communities should be able to pass what laws they see fit. However, the Capitol belongs to all of us,not just the residents and it’s still a restriction on the Bill of Rights.

This is the same Capitol that just murdered an unarmed, mentally deranged woman. She hurt no one, had no weapon, and her car was disabled when she was shot dead. When she was killed she was no threat to anyone.

Sorry if this is convoluting two separate issues, but it goes to show the mentality of DC today when citizens must be unarmed but the police can shoot and kill with impunity.

streetsweeper

Kokesh ate out of a garbage can? Did his girlfriend forget to shower and shave or something? She has handles installed on her hips? “He ate out of a trash can!!!” If he “ate” out of a trash can lady, he proved to you he’s stupid beyond a reasonable doubt, let alone film his dumb ass loading a fricking shotgun in DC and thinking he’d just get his dick skinners slapped. Maybe they shifted the money from his defense fund to J-Pay so he could eat and live a tad more luxuriously in DC jail. THAT one, I’d believe. Send her a wahambulance already…

Wrench Monkey

My God, those eyes! There’s nothing going on behind those eyes!!!

She’s perfect for him.

As to his money situation….my give-a-shit reserves must be out ’cause I just can’t seem to find any.

SSG Medzyk

21Zulu, her car was disabled, because she rammed it into barriers, police cars, and the policemen themselves.

If you don’t think a 1.5 ton high speed car is a weapon….you need to think again.

No possible way for the cops to know anything about her mental state, other than she is trying to crush them under her wheels.

O-4E

Never have Nelson’s (from the Simpsons) words rang so true

Hondo

Have to say I disagree, Jonn. I listed to the twit’s video, and I can’t say I get the “Valley Girl” impression. I’d say more like

Now the bubbleheaded brunette showes up for 5
Tells us ’bout the rip-off with a gleam in her eyes
She tells us how her beau got fried
Airs his dirty laundry . . . .

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

This is hillarious: I hickupped, laughed, farted, sneezed, bit my lip and my right eyeball popped out while I read this!

Damn – Justice Served!

MrGameandShow

She didnt announce the real news, Aryan Brotherhood popped Adam’s Cherry this week.

Tequila

Those bank fees can be a bitch. I can’t imagine his “defense fund” being more then $1.97 give or take a Starbucks coupon.

Mr Wolf

I’d do her.

I dig valley girl screams….

ByrdMan

Well if you can’t trust the drug addled hippies you shack up with, who can you trust?

Smell that, Kokesh? It smells like karma…

2/17 Air Cav

“This is the same Capitol that just murdered an unarmed, mentally deranged woman. She hurt no one, had no weapon, and her car was disabled when she was shot dead. When she was killed she was no threat to anyone.”

Oh brother.

1. Murder is it? Oh. I was unaware that police were charged, let alone convicted. All in less than a week? Wow, and Kokesh is still awaiting trial. Wow again.

2. Mentally deranged? Ah, so in addition to your legal expertise, you are also a spychiatrist or psychologist? That’s cool.

3. She was unarmed? You mean she had no gun? Or do you mean she had no gun or knife? Or do you mean she had no gun, knife, or other object with which she could kill others? And if it’s the gun that you mean, I agree. She had no gun. But she did have quite a few bullets–in her. Sorry, was that insensitive?

4. Her car was disabled? Was that before she struck someone, attempted to strike others, and drove wildly with reckless abandon through DC? Just trying to get the timeline here.

5. Do you know TN?

BK

However she talked, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating matzah. My Kokesh-Lack-Of-Respect-o-Meter nudges slightly past -11 Krs to -10.98 Krs for landing a cutie. Of course we can see below the neck. So say what we will about his antics and shenanigans, at least he doesn’t let his Corps down.

Of course she’d be 10x hotter if he was a former paratrooper. The Airborne standard, you know.

The Poet Laureate

And here I thought Faulkner had an issue with run-on sentences and seemingly pointless stream of consciousness. My brain hurt watching 30 seconds of that drivel.

BK

Less talky, more sammiches!