Don’t Taze Me, Sis
Mr. Blackfive and 509th Bob sent us this video of some Air Force folks training with a taser;
I guess when you need to reach down deep and grab some testicular fortitude, anyone’s will do.
Category: Who knows
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That site is blocked for me but here’s another link (I believe the same thing from Google) in case anyone else can’t get to live link.
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2013/09/17/us-air-force-girl-gets-tased-and-grabs-a-handful-video/
Thanks Chip, blocked for me at work as well. Your link worked… lmao!
Everyone just looked at me like I was crazy after I burst out laughing at this.
That’s a SHARP violation isn’t it? lol awesome!
AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!!
I will remember her method in case anyone tries to hold me up: scream bloody murder and grab a handful.
AWESOME STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would LOVE 2 individuals we all are remotely acquainted with to have some taser training and ball breaking as well.
They had entirely too much fun with that.
I would have complied with the verbal command. Screw that getting tazered stuff. And there was no need to Id the group as AF. One look at the tazer target and everyone knew.
And he was soooo close!!!
Gee, wonder which one hurt more?
Ok ok ok I have to admit .. I first said “Yep has to be airforce the girl is really pretty” then I saw her reaction and I laughed so hard the reaction was priceless I bet that dude doesn’t volunteer for that again!
Bet he got her number haha
This made my day much better.
But if the roles were reversed and in a fit of electric-shock he had grabbed something similar, he’d be accused of sexual assault. Just sayin’…
But nobody is wishing the USAF a happy 66th? :(:(:(:(
Saw this video today myself and thought it was pretty damned funny.
Am I going to hell for laughing so hard at how her legs still shacked after she was down? ’cause is all good, well worth it
Doesn’t matter how many times I watch it, it’s still funny as hell.
As an Ex ET who more than once has contacted high voltage in radars and such, I have no need to be tazered to know what it feels like. No training is required, been there done that. After being gassed in basic I know to avoid CS as well. I never could never see the need to taze cops so they would know how it felt. If it works on the bad guy that should be enough. If the tazer does not work you are going to have to shoot the guy, probably more than once.
So, Roger, you’d rather have the girl grab your crotch instead?
@19, where do I sign up for that course?
@20 – Air Force, man, all the way. I don’t think they have that in the Navy. They didn’t when I was in.
That is a discounted Super Sized Stack of Outstanding topped off by a nice rack and strong grip!
And you are right. That would never happen in the Navy. The chance of finding a good looking woman, besides EX-PH2, and the most fortunate involuntary hand job happening at same time … Zero chance!
More likely … 3 guys. Guy in middle gets tazed. While being tased, falls to his knees and involuntarily begins to unzip fly of one of the other two … You know the rest!
It appeared as though they were laughing more at her crushing his cucumber than the reaction of the tazingg.
Ut’s something every girl should know about, in case of a bad date.
Two for one special at the tazer store
I am strangely aroused….
@22 on the other hand, the navy masters at arms trainees had no trouble getting ocd in front of everyone when I was in tech school at Lackland, and talking to folks who have done both, the general consensus is that pepper spray is a whole lot worse.
If you talk to security forces, you’ll find a bunch of us have similar videos from our time riding the lighting albeit usually with less genital grabbing, (you’d have to ask for a different video for that
). In mine I didn’t actually scream anything which is unusual, instead my eyes got really really big like they were about to pop loose
@18 – there is a simple reason why they taze cops in training: Because they can.
I think I’ve got it down pretty well, now.
1 – Scream at the top of your lungs.
2 – Slam hand rapidly down and behind.
3 – Grab whatever is grabbable.
One question: would a scream and grab work on a jihadi’s beard?
Still nobody wished the AF a happy birthday :(.
Typical Air Force slut…she goes RIGHT for the c*ck!