I Don’ Know
Now I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show
Well let me hear ya now
I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show
Posers showin’ up ev’ry day
Get so bad take my breath away
Some damn clown up in de sky
Say when drunk he try to fly
Hey I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show
Now my girl she say out loud
What they did should make them proud
Lies they tell ’bout where they fought
Stories so bogus we believe ‘a them not
See I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show
“Hey Colonel Crochrot”
They no care what honor worth
They just want prestige on earth
Where they end up will be hot
And Devil will pity them not
Hey I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When de next poser show
Now I don’ want to hear ‘bout Leg-man Liar
Don’t want to hear ‘bout GI Duck
Don’t want to hear ‘bout phony Rangers
All posers my dong can suck (no no no)
Don’t want to hear ‘bout Dildo-man yo
Or ‘bout some lyin’ old Big Dog (no no no)
Don’t want to hear ‘bout phony SEALs no
They can all go French-kiss a hog (no no no)
Don’t want to hear ‘bout guys with Weak-knees
Don’t want to hear ‘bout Monk so crass (no no no)
Don’t want to hear ‘bout no more posers
They can all come and kiss my ass
Oh I don’ know
I don’ know
I don’ know if I can keep my cool
When the next poser show
With apologies to Jimmy Buffett, Keith Sykes, and Harry Dailey – who wrote the original tune (Volcano).
Category: Pointless blather, Who knows
Maybe Phildo and Paul (of the Ballsack) could sing this on Karaoke night?
That’d make one hell of a Jody call.
Nice…..
Love it
Impressed, I am.
Damn, Hondo’s in a creative tear tonight…
Hondo! Excellent! Now put that bottle of hooch down and step back from the desk, lol!
Well played.
This might bring the next Psulio eruption.
That’s why I come here. Any blog that cna use Buffett’s material has my attention.
My favorite Buffett song. It has a great beat and it’s easy to dance to. Rim shot!!
This put a smile on my face – I was singing along in my head. Good work, Hondo!