Stolen Valor Tournament Day 3. (The last day of voting)
So, let’s recap my day. Saw several midgets, watched one dude launch a midget down a slip and slide, saw more naked boobs that I’ve seen in any other week, and 95% of which I wish I could unsee, met Frank from American Pickers and some dude from American Guns, probably lost my hearing, and definitely lost my sanity from about 30 emails from Wickre. (I don’t want to ruin the surprise for you, but he’s contacting every person under the sun until Jonn and I are in jail and he’s going to sue us.)
But, I did get this picture from Sniper.
Anyway, I am traveling all day, and Thursday I will audit results. At 9am on Friday I will crown your “winner.”
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Category: Politics
Smiles at Marilyns ..
I have one of these cards …
http://www.midwaysailor.com/midwaymemorabilia/abunai-004b.jpg
@22 & 26, we Army GI’s affectionately refer to them as “Honey Wagons” or “”Perfume Trucks”!
I voted for the Douche.
@48, I did ask. She was a barracks whore that got drunk. Nobody could figure out where she got the trike. There is video of it, just not in my possesion. She ended up marrying a Soldier and started working at the PX. I could never go through her check out line with a straight face.
Ga-a-a-a-ahdammit! You guys have all the good stories about shipping out.
All I ever got to do was hear about it.
I feel so deprived, or something.
Proud Infidel: amigo, in the late 1970s/early 1980s they were called “SSTs” – at least at Bragg. It stood for “**** sucking truck”. I think you can probably figure out the ****. (smile)
I also seem to remember that there really was an official term for that vehicle that actually had the same acronym – I want to say it was “Sanitation Support Truck”, or something like that – which is probably why it was in that OPORD as “SST”. But 30+ years is a loooong time, so I can’t say for sure any more. (smile)
Regardless, everyone knew what you meant by SST.
Marilyns… Damn… Thats some memories.
Subic was my first foreign liberty port. We pulled in December 30th 1990. I had duty the first day in, so my first taste of real liberty was, in Subic on New Years Eve. That is a night I will never forget, the parts I can remember that is.
I think I’ve had a stroke. This shit is too funny.
phil is the shit.
literally.
OK, none of you guys answered my question correctly about how to clean the porta-potties.
You find some dumb newbie, assign latrine duty to him, and instruct him to position the barrels upwind of any and all common paths, and especially upwind of officers’ mess.
Give him adequate kerosene, a long-barreled butane lighter, and tell him to ‘fire away!’
Hot meals during field exercises always came from an MKT, Mess Kitchen Trailer. We’d tell *COUGH* some that it was a Field Unit Kitchen. It was fun to see the looks on faces when either a new “Joe” or 2LT asked where the FUK was set up at!!
@56. It’s now contracted out to one of the local SS Businesses there in Fayetteville/Spring Lake
LebbenB: doesn’t surprise me. We’ve contracted out a lot of stuff in the last 30-35 years that troops used to do, and converted to govt civilian billets many others. That’s why there are over 1/2 as many full-time civilian employees in DoD as there are people in uniform. I’d guess there are probably close to the same number of contractors as civilians, too (those numbers are much harder to find).
@ Heidi (34), It was one of the parks in Copenhagen, back in the mid ’90s. 😀
@ Jas (44), that’d make a perfect part of a trophy for the encoprolited one (whichever one from above that gets voted in as the biggest stolen valor loser for this round).
I voted for John Giduck. That azzclown went all out against our comrades at arms in the special forces community; financially gained with his lies; didn’t give his clients the value for their training for obvious reasons, etc.
Just keep Gerard Depardieu off the nude beaches. I beg you.
It has been a while. Go ahead Click it. Go ahead.
@67. I prefer waffles to pancakes http://youtu.be/GDeu6e6vh-A?t=3m12s
Another vote for GI_Duck. I switched too. And I’m proud of it. GI_Duck needs to win. Then die.
From where I sit now until the sun sets, I will vote no more times.
I am sure Giduck stole those earrings and Tierra, but did anyone check to see if Phildo earned those medals?
@69. I like where your head is at. It needs to be a slow, lingering death. Something mysterious, rare and painful. Where he begs for the release that only death can bring.
LebbenB: not sure I’d go quite that far, fella.
I’ve seen several folks I know go that way. Unless GI_Duck is actually in bed with the Russian FSS, I can’t say he’s done anything quite bad enough IMO for me to wish that kind of death on him.
However, if he’s another turncoat like Walker, Whitworth, Hansen, the Rosenbergs, Hassan, etc . . . different story. Then as far as I care he can take 2 years to die with metastatic cancer with bone involvement – and burn in hell for eternity afterwards.
Are we going to get to read those 30 e-mails from monkeyass’s sidehack?
Told you guys Phildo and Paul (of the Ballscak) would come through.
I like GI DUCK, but when a real piece of shit gets dropped in that flotation bowl, the foulness and turditity must be recognized.
I like the GIDUCK’s solidness, but Phildo can ooze.
Psul came on BIG at the end HOPING to push PHILDO over the top…..
I await the results with BAITED BREATH.
I wonder if PSUL will explode a la “Scanners” if Phildo wins.
I wonder if he will disappear or keep coming back if Phildo LOSES.
/confused, you won’t be after this episode of SOAP.
@ChipNASA, you have to ask if psul the uncool is still getting checks from Phildo.
Hondo, the Russians wouldn’t have anything to do with that fat fuck. I hope he has a very long, painful, burning, lingering case of dick drip. Then dies.
@77 Ex-Ph2…
“Psul, your ego is writing checks your butt can’t cash. You’ve been fired, you lost your qualifications as Vice President DHS Business Development, Phildo’s fired your ass, with a history of drunken posting on TAH over five full threads, and angering one Super Wier Maiden!
And if you screw up just this much (pinches fingers together), you’ll be driving a broken ass shitbox Jag full of rubber dog shit all over Bethesda! “
Nicki: from what I’ve read, it seems the Russian FSS will deal with anyone who can get them what they want. That includes idiots and jackasses.
They’ll drop them like a dirty Kleenex when done. But while they’re useful, the FSS will deal with them.
The term “useful idiot” is not just something from Russia’s communist past.
ChipNASA, for some reason this morning, while making tea for breakfast, I had this image of psul the uncool driving a Kia sedan into a red light to make a left turn at a ‘turn only green arrow only’ signal, with red light cameras all around, and getting t-boned on the passenger side by a loaded dump truck that the driver (had the green light) couldn’t stop in time.
It may have popped up in my head because Kia has the worst crash test record on file. A Jag would simply be pulverized by a dump truck.
It was just wishful thinking on my part, that’s all.
And I believe he’s still getting paid as an independent contractor by Phildo, which does not speak well for his job prospects if he spends his time trying to frag TAH.
Hondo, given dumbass’ whole 58 days in the military, I doubt he’ll be useful, but you never know, I guess.
@ 67 Air/Cav … YOU suck. I just got that out of my head … like last month.
Screw you … not even funny!
Master Chief, did you get to the vet yet about your cat’s urinary tract complaint?
No but I should!
@82. But it’s his “exposure” to the special operations community as a trainer, as well as his honorary memberships in the SOA and SFA (now revoked, BTW) that gave him access to many of our Quiet Professionals. That’s really who the Russians would be interested in. Gidduck – potentially – was a stalking horse for the Russian FSB and/or GRU. For a time, he was a fox (a fat, bloated fox to be sure) in the Special Operations hen house.
@86 don’t forget..”likely with a big chip on his shoulder after failing to meet the standards the US Army after 58 days”
The guys over at TTASL have posted someplace that there isn’t much if any evidence as to what Giduck did the year after failing out of Basic Training. He doesn’t pop back into documented history until his trip to Russia in 1990 or so.
All in all, it looks like a fight to the finish!
@87. Sounds like a movie of the week, “John Gidduck – The Missing Years.”