South Regional Second Round (Survey fixed)
1) Kenneth Crocheron
9) William James Burley
4) SFC Coombs
5) Timothy Maynard
3) James Edward Ferris
11) Donice Armstrong (A.K.A. Amy the Hooker)
7) Christopher Tirao
2) Chelle Lynne Anderson-Tesla
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So, the Beard emails from TSO’s phone to say he’s busy;
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TSO no Votey vote window yet….
Out of the four regionals, this is the one that is full of Olympic-level shitbaggery from top to bottom and makes me want to take a crying game shower after voting.
Not a shovel but a front end loader and a large dump truck for all the BS here.
Yeah, Hondo or TSO will fix the vote thingie.
@2 – Damn straight, Sparky! Holy shit! This is weapons grade cuntwartery of the highest order!!!
I think Crotchrot will take this. Lying to a sick kid, ferfuckssake! You can’t get much lower than that!
This is the group of death as we call it in World Cup qualifying….every one of these turds is capable on any given day of winning it all….you’ve got Crotchrot the milf stalker, Ferris the “I wore my brothers stuff in his honor” faker, the plumper submissive, and the whore….that’s a tough group on all counts.
Sorry, folks. I’ve never used Survey Monkey, and can’t figure out how to make it generate the survey code to put here.
OK, I think TSO got on and managed to fix things – I was just able to take the survey.
Try refreshing the page and see if you get the “click here to take survey” link.
Hondo, I don’t see it.
Never mind, there it is.
Thanks guys…now I have to bathe in LAVA.
/ick.
This truly is “The Group of Death.” While I think Crotchrot wins this division, Spankerella could paddle her way to an upset victory.
“…weapons grade cuntwartery…”
Too funny. I’m stealing it. With your permission, of course.
@11. Is LAVA still made? I haven’t seen any for sale in years.
This is the toughest bracket yet.
Rule of thumb: When in doubt, vote for Shipley’s hair!
“And we now cut over to NRPax at a safe distance because he only has one cup of coffee in his system. We noticed you only hesitated on one voting block. Could you elaborate a bit?”
“Well, the toughest part had to be the choice between Crocheron and Burley. Both of them were such epic douche hammers, they probably have paid endorsement contracts from Massengil. For a brief moment, it looked like Burley was going to get my nod. I mean seriously, the boy’s a felon and he gets caught with weapons?
“But Crocheron jumped ahead with his visit to a sick little kid. That there sealed his fate as far as I’m concerned. Now lemme BZO my rifle and start plinking these idiots.”
I think this will eventually be a tossup between Crotchrotski and Ferris the Big Fakewheel.
TSO’s on a horse? I hope he took carrots along.
@13…Yeah, I don’t regularly see it in the grocery store as much as I used to but it’s on their web site and online.
Maybe more like Lowes and Home depot type of thing these days.
https://www.google.com/#q=lava+soap&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ei=dybUUZDhCfPryAGo0IGwAw&sqi=2&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAw&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.48705608,d.aWc&fp=3a6de89be8081a7&biw=1920&bih=901
I came. I voted. I saw TSO on a horse. Some guys have all the fun.
It’s a really tough call between Crotchrotski and Ferris the Big Wheelfaker.
Anonymous was me. Sorry about that.
How much grain and water do you think that beard consumes on a hot day?
@16,
I didn’t know what TSO’s beard’s diet was….
I’m surprised that TSO and the Horse aren’t riding TSO’s beard…but then again, it’s un-tameable.
Ferris is an old, gnarly turd.
Tirao is a lair of epic proportions against another lair of epic proportions.
Scum. All of them. Scum.
@12 – please feel free. I can’t make up invective strong enough to describe the epic shitsackery of these fuckbats!
I think the truly disturbing thing here is the title of the picture….”Mounted Beard”
Donice got no vote from me – too hard for anyone to take seriously. But Anderson-Tesla did for sure. (I just can’t vote for a never-served over a served-and-swerved.)
The ladies are making an impressive showing this year, especially the “inner war” gal from the first bracket.
@16, TSO isn’t riding a horse, he is riding his beard that he combed into the shape of a horse.
I tried to ride a horse once. The horse won. It wasn’t pretty. I pulled back on the reins to make the horse stop. The problem was I pulled back and down. Damn beast would have given Secretariat a run for his money. And steering? Fahgetaboutit. Right off the path he went, full tilt. I bailed before I got whacked to death by branches. The other guys spent most of the day cussin’ me and looking for that horse.
Still on the road, will keep comments short, regional finals should be spanky vs. crotchrot, with crotchrot for the regional win.
I once had a horse that decided to run off with me. Unfortunately, he chose to do that in a cornfield before it had been plowed for planting and stretched ahead of me to the horizon. After a half mile, my horse slowed down. I made him keep going for another three miles, till we got to the other end of the cornfield.
Never ran off with me again.
AND IT’S KEN CROTCHROT FOR TEH WIN!!
After this is over I plan on going to his house and holding up an appropriate sign for the entire neighborhood to see and read.
Douche.
Woodman, I’m also pulling for Crotchrot. He’s not necessarily the worst, or the most dangerous, but he’s definitely the sleaziest. I just hope Phildo Monkress’s sock puppet doesn’t steal his crown when this goes into the finals.
Definitely Crotchrot! He dressed up to play a con game with a terminally ill kid, you can’t get much lower than that, I think he’s just as scummy as Paul Wickre and Phillip Dale Monkress (YEAH, GOOGLE HIT!!!)!
Infidel: don’t forget trying to move in on the sick kid’s mom, stalking her and making the rest of the family wonder if an affair was going on. The bonus points for almost destroying a family should clinch it for him!