Biden’s other orifice speaks

| June 18, 2013

So, Joe Bite Me, made his big statement about how he’s going to come after law abiding citizens to make the world safer from the White House today. According to the Washington Times, Bite Me referring to new background checks regulations said;

“We will get it. We will be back. And we will, in fact, improve the lives and safety of all the children in America who should look at school as the safest place in the world they can be,” he said.

Mr. Biden said the shooting deaths of 20 children and six adults at Sandy Hook Elementary School was “the straw that broke the camel’s back” in the gun debate, and that those who stand in the way will now pay a political price.

Now, if I remember correctly, before the vote in Congress for background checks back in April, Biden said that he was aware of the fact that legislation wouldn’t make a difference in whether we’re all safer or not, but now, just getting background checks for private sales will make schools “the safest place in the world [children] can be”. Doesn’t he have a couple of corpses of dead children he can drag to make his point yet?

Let’s be clear about something, enhanced background checks wouldn’t have prevented Adam Lanza, James Holmes or Jared Loughner from getting their grubby paws on weapons. Holmes and Loughner were both mental cases that no one wanted to report to the national background check folks, and Lanza killed his mother and stole her guns. There were no loopholes that those three slipped through, other than the fact that the Tuscon police knew Loughner was a mental case and Holmes’s head doctor was worried that he’d slip his gears sometime. There were no private sales involved in their acquisition of firearms.

So, how will Bite Me’s vaunted background checks make us safer. Were there any journalists in the room with the cojones to ask him? Apparently not. Maybe the Obama Administration can negotiate with criminals like they plan with the Taliban to get the criminals to promise to get background checks before they buy a gun out of some guy’s trunk in a dark parking lot.

Category: Gun Grabbing Fascists

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Sean

God, Biden is such a fucking schmuck, but the best life insurance Obama could ever have. Even Al Kada would say “Oh hellz no, I aint letting that ret tard be in charge”

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

I don’t know how he can do this.

The colon and anus sphincters are nothing like the throat, esophocus, and vocal cords.

But, he truly can talk out of his ass!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Joe Biden’s Eye Chart

Veritas Omnia Vincit

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Joe Biden’s Eye Chart


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UpNorth

If we tell Bite-Me and Baracka that we really don’t like Bashar Assad, and really do like the guys fighting him, maybe they’ll give us guns?
Or, maybe if we tell the two morons that we never really liked Ghaddafi, maybe they’ll give us guns?
Or, if we tell them we’ll just run drugs into the U.S., maybe they’ll give us guns?

2/17 Air Cav

@2. Buttspeak. As we used to say as kids, his voice has changed but his breath is still the same.

NR Pax

What a shock. They lost the debate, they lost the vote and their losing more ground but THIS TIME it will be different. It’s a shame Congress won’t pass a law forbidding any new gun legislation for at least twenty years so they can focus on other problems.

USMCE8Ret

@7 – With any luck, they’ll need at least the first twenty years to un-fuck what this administration has done to this country. New gun legislation should be the least of their worries.

B Woodman

I, personally, would like to invite Mr Joe BiteMe to my house to discuss his proposals and to try to talk me out of my guns, maybe even to try and take them from me.
Oh, one condition: Mr Joe BiteMe has go come alone – no handlers, no po-po, LEOs, not-so-Secret Service, no puffers or fluffers, no mics or cameras. Just “him” (if you want to call Joe a “him”).

Joe BiteMe = Joe BM = Joe BowelMovement. Look! I made a potty joke! Not really. Joe made the joke, I just pointed out the obvious.

Ex-PH2

If that asshole comes near my house, I’ll use sarcasm on him.

Roger in Republic

Like the man said in the film “Ronin” I never killed a man, but I did hurt a mans feelings once. Joey the Clown comes for my guns he had better bring his lunch. Unlike the libtard sycophants surrounding him, I will fight for the Constitution. And if feelings get hurt, so be it. Come and get me joey, if you have the stones.

Anonymous

It’s what liberals want that matters and they’ll browbeat America ’til they get it.