Colorado Springs safe from North Korean missile strike

| April 13, 2013

In North Korea’s latest propaganda video, they threaten Colorado Springs, Colorado with a nuclear missile strike, but residents of the town which is also home to the Air Force Academy, shouldn’t worry. Apparently, ND;tBF thinks the city is somewhere in Louisiana, Texas or Oklahoma, according to the map in the video;

I’m guessing that Joe Bite Me mapped it out for them, because they’re probably not familiar with all of the 57 states.

Category: North Korea

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Ex-PH2

They’re not targeting Chicago? I am SO disappointed. They seem to think that Carifonia is a city. Let’s not enlighten them.

Analysis: 4 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

Oh, yeah, the rocket parade is SO reminiscent of MayDay parades in Red Square in Moscow with Nikita Kruschchev waving his pudgy hands in the stands.

I know, I know: no point in waxing nostalgic for the good old days of the Cold War, right? A girl can dream, can’t she?

Pecos Phil

Maybe, just maybe, ND:tBF has an old pre – 1846 map before Texas was downsized. I would bet, the NORKS mail service and schoolbooks are not up to date.

streetsweeper

@ #2- OR John f’ng sKerry helped ’em with that map. *snort*

Hondo

streetsweeper: and maybe with their calendar as well. (smile)

2/17 Air Cav

Love the graphics. Reminds me of Tobor the 8th Man–only that 60’s TV show graphics were better.

jon spencer

Not worried about a North Korean missile strike, I am a little worried about a Conex box with a big boom inside.

Ken

I knew intellectually how well indoctrinated North Koreans are, but didn’t really realize it until I watched a National Geographic documentary on netflix yesterday. Truly scary stuff.

The NG camera team joined an eye surgeon (and posed as part of his team there to document his procedures so they could get in). The eye surgeon did something like 1000 eye surgeries in 10 days, cured a whole bunch of people of blindness. At the end, they took the bandages off the people’s eyes and the first thing they all did was run to the portrait of Kim Jong-Ill and praise their great general for their sight (completely ignoring the Nepalese doctor who, you know, actually did something). I don’t think they were faking their reactions either (but who knows).

Ex-PH2

@7 – No, they don’t fake their reactions. They are truly so indoctrinated by the Kim propaganda meme that even when they defect, they still react to the propaganda films and speeches. This woman (below) defected to the South 11 years ago with her daughter and says she still feels the pull and has tears when she sees those videos.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/12/world/asia/north-korea-brainwashing-propaganda-lah/index.html?eref=edition

shreck

If the narrator had only said, “HorryWOOD!”, internet gold.

jonp

Rocking soundtrack.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Maybe hitting Hollywood might be a better idea! I don’t know anymore who I hate (I mean dislike) more: Hollywood lefties, the French, or North Korean leaders. Ah … there is idea. Let’s trick the Norks into believing France is part of the US!

USMCE8Ret

The video started with the little chink lady in pink. Was she the narrarator of the video? (Deep voice.) Otherwise, I fail to make the connection why she was even on there.

Maybe they meant HOT SPRINGS, ARKANSAS instead of Colorado Springs, Colorado. That would be a better represenation of the map.

Fuggin’ Nork retards.

C2/2000AF

Knowing North Korea, they probably dont even want women on news broadcast speaking. So just got a guy do to voiceover lol.

Devtun

I suppose there is NORAD, Peterson AFB, and Fort Carson…though targeting Colorado Springs is too close for comfort to the liberal elite playgrounds of Aspen, Vail, and Telluride.

kp32

Maybe they’re targeting Doug Lamborn for revealing the “Accidental Declassification.”

Twist

Apparently they didn’t get the word that the earth is round.