Joe Bite-Me Today

| November 2, 2012

“There’s never been a day in the last four years I’ve been proud to be his vice president. Not one single day.”

I hope he runs in 2016. I don’t have enough bandwidth for that election.

Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden

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UpNorth

In moments of stress, the truth does get uttered.

Chip@NASA

OK so let’s take that in context…to be fair…was he talking about Obama or Romney?…looks around the internet for comments…..Oh I see, he said exactly that….(giggle…snicker)

Ex-PH2

What?!?!?

He said what?????

What????

Anonymous

this genius is holding the second highest position in our country? really?

Hinton

How…. Freudian.

Devtun

Yea, uncle Joe has known 8 President, 3 of them intimately…He is also amazed at Barack America’s big stick.

Redacted1775

And the morons continue to cheer. He could have said ” Sir knight, I have just pissed my pants, and there isn’t anything anyone can do about it”, and they probably would have given him a standing ovation.

Dave

Biden: the Dan Quayle of the decade, the man NO BODY wants as President, the best life insurance a sitting President could have. Never friend to a coherent thought, always willing to embrace the looniest tunes around. A rich man’s son masquerading as being from a working background, the self proclaimed author of the assault weapons ban….. the only phrase that ever describes him well was originally uttered by Churchill about Atlee: “There’s a lot less there than meets the eye”

2-17 Air Cav

Words fail me. I am truly at a loss. Jeez.

Mr. Blue

America’s Loud, Drunken* Creepy Uncle!

*he may not be a drunk, but he sure acts like it!

Just Plain Jason

This needs to be cut together with his “I mean what I say” quote.

2-17 Air Cav

Could you imagine the fun we could have if we controlled his teleprompter? We could get him to say ANYTHING and he wouldn’t pick up on it.

PtolemyInEgypt

He’s articulate and he’s clean…it’s a storybook, man.

Dogrease

Is he drunk ?

Ex-PH2

Yes. No. Well, maybe? Oh, I don’t know. With Joey, it’s hard to tell.

I’ve known sailors who could get completely crocked on shore leave, sober up over night, and get a nice, long drink of cold water and be completely soused all over again without touching a drop.

Hack Stone

Fianlly! An honest politician.

Redacted1775

Out of Bite-Me’s few remaining semi functional brain cells, one is a raging alcoholic, one suffers from chronic narcolepsy and the other took off to look for the missing brain cells and has yet to return.

OWB

Me either, Joe.

Smaj

The man has serious, serious mental competency issues. He should be in no way, shape or form near the levers of power.

AW1 Tim

I said it before, but someone really needs to tell him that those things inserted into his scalp are hair plugs, not stem cells.

Ex-PH2

If I weren’t concerned about getting a concussion from falling out of my chair with laughing so hard, I might watch this over and over.

Well, maybe not.

SFC Holland

@12 – I’m Ron Burgundy?

Ex-PH2

Uh, maybe Joey isn’t the only one who’s been tippling:

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/02/14888716-obama-speaking-from-his-loins-top-adviser-says?lite

Words fail me.

Roger in Republic

Joe said it all for me toward the end of that same speech, when he said “sometimes the best revenge is voting”. I will be seeking revenge on this empty suit regime on Tuesday.

2-17 Air Cav

@22.

Joe Burgandy’s Teleprompter: GESTURE TO HILLARY CLINTON–“I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.”

Hack Stone

AW1 Tim @20, that was dang funny. Maybe they installed the plugs in backwards, and they are tickling his brain.

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icuthere

That is funny