Duffel Blog: Karzai shoots Panetta in latest green-on-blue attack
That satire blog, The Duffel Blog, reports the latest green-on-blue attack that we all kind of wish would happen in which “a man in an Afghan President’s uniform” shoots Leon Panetta, the US Secretary of Defense. Of course, it’s satire, we all know that Panetta is too busy making those bi-coastal trips home to be bothered discussing green-on-blue attacks which kill his troops;
In the chaos that followed, Central Command head General James Mattis rapidly confiscated the pistol, while ISAF commander General John Allen checked to make sure the Afghan president hadn’t hurt his fingers while firing the weapon.
Meanwhile, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs General Martin Dempsey checked Panetta’s pulse and attempted to revive him.
“Is President Karzai alright?” groaned Panetta before passing out.
So, go read the rest. And remember it’s satire.
Category: Satire
I almost ruined my keyboard when I read that. It is currently making the email rounds in my BN.
We can only wish. If true, it would help reduce the Gubbment deficiet (even if only a little) in several ways.
Won’t be long now before I start getting the emails from a group that believe it really happened. The same group that believes shit I post from The Onion to be true:)
Aaah, if only…..
I would never wish anyone I’ll but in this case I’d make an exception!?
Damn spell check! …wish anyone ILL…
I read the one on suicide prevention where the guys were hanging themselves with their reflective safety belts and thought that couldn’t be topped. Wrong again!
I actually managed to slip this article into our unit’s Green on Blue threat assessment briefing. Field grade officers were less than pleased
Brian Ross reports there is a individual named Karzai possibly registered with Tea Party.