Right Wing News; The 20 Hottest Conservative Women In The New Media (2012 Edition)
John Hawkins of Right Wing news sends us his annual iteration of “The 20 Hottest Conservative Women In The New Media (2012 Edition)” and all it does is make me feel old and disconnected from the conservative blog world. I used to know personally about half of John’s picks, and half of those I used to toss beers back with.
In fact, when TSO first joined the team, he asked me once “How come you have friends who look like that and I have friends who look like you?”
But I hardly recognize any of them this year and the only one in the crowd with whom I’ve had beers is Mary Katherine Ham. As always, Michelle Malkin is in the mix and she’s been a friend to this blog since the beginning. I’ll admit that I have a huge crush on Kira Davis and I’ve been a fan of S.E. Cupp’s work since she was working at The Washington Times. I’m not sure Ann Coulter really counts as a “new media” person.
But, enjoy.
Category: Bloggers
Any list without these two is not a complete list:
http://chicksontheright.com/
That being said; Oh My….
Well, I’m now a Katie Kieffer fan.
Michelle Malkin is a nice looking woman, but she’s not hotter than SE Cupp. No way.
Also, I met Ann Coulter in real life and I thought she was one of the least attractive women I’ve ever met. I like her writing too, and always buy her books. But she’s not “hot”.
Lila Rose is gorgeous, and pretty much my hero.
The bad news: Women tend to lean left, which is why a lot of conservative gatherings tend to be sausage parties.
The good news: The female minority at such events tends to be way better looking than the gals on the liberal side. There’s really no comparison.
As far as women, liberals have quantity, conservatives have quality.
Can you say Ainesley Earhart, Andrea Tantaros, Dana Perino?
Ok, it’s official; I have a serious crush on Jenny Erikson (posing with a Mosin-Nagant) and Kristina Ribali (her shirt with a 1911 on it). Conservative and posing with a firearm or a picture of a firearm on your shirt makes the ultimate in hotness! A few of us were at a concert, last year, and a mid-20’s little hottie walks by wearing a red Smith and Wesson t-shirt; it was lust at first sight!!
Did I mention Ainesley Earhart?
Cue our resident lib, Joey. He’ll show up with pics of Bella Abzug and Helen Thomas, to show us all what hot really looks like.
What about hottest male conservatives, in honor of, well, you know.
The artist who painted a portrait of Dorian Gray must have painted a portrait of Monica Crowley, also. I swear, she is just as attractive now as she was when she was Richard Nixon’s biographer about 20 years ago. I would have thought that having Alan Colmes as her exasperating brother-in-law would have aged her by now.
No network women allowed, Coulter’s middle name is Fox!
Man, this is a welcome portion of Good Post — Thanks, Jonn !!
@ #8 – Bella Abzug??? Argh!!! Is he/she still alive?
Helen Thomas is up for starring in a sequel to ET.
Call home, Helen. Call home.
South Dakota’s new Congresswoman,
Kristi Noem, is sort of a hottie.
Can’t figure her out yet, though.
@10: Wait a minute; Crowley is married??? Sonavabich!!!
@ #15: No, but her sister, Jocelyn, is married to Colmes.
#18 Sarah Durand is the most stunningly attractive on there in my opinion. My type is definatly brunettes in dresses.
So being conservative women are they proud to be on the list or do they resent us knuckle staggers?
Andrea Tantaros and Kimberly Guilfoyle didn’t make the cut?!?!?!?
Their legs alone increase the ratings for “The Five.”
and where is my friend Tania Gail of Midnight Blue Says??
@ #18 – Can’t think of hottie’s with pretty legs without remembering Fox’s #1 CT, Laurie Dhue, sitting there with her legs crossed, sucking on a Tootsie Pop and knowing very well what she was doing to every horndog who was watching her. Whoa, was that ever a classic and a saver.
Where is the hottie who was trying to get a handgun in DC? Can’t remember her name but she’s written a ton of good conservative articles and was very sexy if I remember correctly.
@ #21 – Was that Emily Miller @ The Washington Times?
Emily is the quintessential, wholesome, all American girl;
i.e., Mom, apple pie, the American flag and a hottie, too.
@ #21 – That reminds me: For about $90.00, you can get a subscription to “The Washington Times Weekly” edition, which will be mailed to your home every Thursday, and which provides a very in-depth round-up of all of the past week’s news in a quick-reaf format for people on the go, and which contains great editorials by prominent Conservative, and a Classified section of cool things for sale that you can’t buy anywhere else.
What is fantastic, too, is that, if you ask for it, along with your subscription you can get a book xalled “Capital Contacts” that contains a wealth of information about Washington politician in the 112th Congress, the POTUS, his cabinet, state governors, etc., and when they change, you can order update inserts for your book, which, alone, is worth the $90.00 cost of a subscription, imho.