Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam . . . . .

You’ve heard Jonn talk about the spam he gets here.  One of the things about being allowed to post here is that you can see it.

Jonn’s busy enough running TAH, so I try to pitch in from time to time and help “take out the garbage”.  But I thought TAH’s readers might be interested in seeing a representative sample.  And some of it is, well, kinda funny.

Here’s a sample, with my comments concerning them.  This is maybe 5% of what I waxed this morning.  Jonn deals with several times this much daily.

Engrish/WTF?

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Yeah, well, Jonn says thanks.  I think.

 Thank you for your whole effort on this blog. My niece delights in working on investigations and it’s really easy to understand why. A number of us hear all relating to the compelling method you give sensible tips by means of your blog and as well improve participation from some others on the concept so our favorite simple princess is without question being taught so much. Take advantage of the rest of the year. Your carrying out a dazzling job.

Uh, yeah.  Whatever.  And I’m sure Jonn appreciates what I think was a compliment at the end.

 I must express thanks to this writer just for rescuing me from this particular dilemma. After exploring throughout the the net and obtaining thoughts which are not productive, I figured my entire life was over. Existing devoid of the answers to the issues you have resolved by way of this short post is a crucial case, as well as the kind that might have badly damaged my entire career if I hadn’t noticed your website. Your primary talents and kindness in maneuvering the whole thing was vital. I’m not sure what I would have done if I had not encountered such a solution like this. I’m able to at this moment look ahead to my future. Thanks so much for your expert and results-oriented guide. I will not be reluctant to refer your web page to any individual who should have guide on this issue.

Glad TAH could help.  Please poke around a bit – and click a few ads.

Definitely believe that which you stated. Your favorite justification appeared to be on the web the easiest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I definitely get irked while people consider worries that they just don’t know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top as well as defined out the whole thing without having side-effects , people can take a signal. Will probably be back to get more. Thanks

I ran this through Babelfish.  Even Babelfish came back with a “WTF?” too, so I don’t feel too bad about missing the point.  If there was one.

I’m commenting to let you understand what a notable encounter our girl gained reading through your site. She even learned a wide variety of pieces, with the inclusion of what it’s like to possess a very effective coaching mood to let most people without problems have an understanding of a variety of impossible subject areas. You actually surpassed readers’ expected results. Thanks for providing those powerful, trustworthy, informative as well as cool thoughts on your topic to Evelyn.

Even Evelyn Wood Speed Reading couldn’t help out here.

Obvious ESL (English as a Second Language)

Wow! Thank you! I continuously wanted to write on my website something like that. Can I implement a portion of your post to my blog?

You’ll have to ask Jonn, but I’d guess that would be a “No”.  But thanks for coming.  Please poke around and click some ads before you leave.

I was suggested this web site by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as nobody else know such detailed about my problem. You’re incredible! Thanks!

Please send us your cousin’s contact info.  I have an unprintable suggestion or two I”d like to make to him.  And I’d guess Jonn does too.

The Truly Obvious

 awesome blog! i liked your way of description.http://www.(redacted).com

Flattery will get you . . . nowhere.  Not even a nice try.  URL gave it away.

 awesome blog! i liked your way of description.http://www.(redacted).com

Flattery will get you . . . nowhere.  URL gave it away here, too.

good you’re bringing us information.http://www.(redacted).com

Bad you’re sending TAH spam. Bye.

do you mind updating your website more often? thanks a lot.http://www.(redacted).net

I’m sure Jonn does mind,  as he updates TAH quite often.  But then, if you were a human vice a spambot you’d realize that.  Maybe.

The Semi . . . Something

Hi, i think that i saw you visited my weblog thus i came to “return the favor”.I’m attempting to find things to improve my web site!I suppose its ok to use some of your ideas!!

Uh, I’m pretty sure that would be a no – on both counts.  And I don’t need a recipe for Banana Nut Muffins (seems to be a favorite nom de spam  recently).  I don’t think Jonn does either.

We are a group of volunteers and opening a new scheme in our community. Your website provided us with valuable info to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our whole community will be thankful to you.

You’re welcome.  But if your scheme turns out to be illegal, remember: no one at this site had anything to do with it.

Commerce!

I cling on to listening to the newscast speak about getting boundless online grant applications so I have been looking around for the top site to get one. Could you tell me please, where could i get some?

Well, if you figure that out please let us know.  We could use some free $$$ too.

I cling on to listening to the reports talk about receiving free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the finest site to get one. Could you advise me please, where could i acquire some?

Could we let you know?  Hell, do you think Jonn and the rest of us here at TAH would be doing this if we knew how to get free grant $$$?

Flattery

Wow, awesome blog layout! How long have you been blogging for? you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your website is wonderful, as well as the content!

I try to kill these before Jonn sees them.  We all know he’s a  modest, shy, retiring, sensitive, easily-embarrassed kinda guy.  (smile)  And thanks, but I’m pretty sure he’s already got all the Banana Nut Muffin recipes he needs, too.

Keep functioning ,fantastic job!

Thanks.  Gotta get rid of this one too before Jonn sees it.

 Great site! I am loving it!! Will come back again. I am taking your feeds also

Gotta kill these quickly, too.  And no, I really don’t need another Banana Nut Muffin recipe, thanks.

 I’m still learning from you, but I’m trying to achieve my goals. I certainly love reading everything that is written on your blog.Keep the aarticles coming. I enjoyed it!

Yeah, it was good for us too.  Now click a few adds and run along.  And no, dammit, I don’t need a Banana Nut Muffin recipe!

 Thank you a lot for providing individuals with an exceptionally breathtaking possiblity to read critical reviews from this web site. It is usually so cool plus jam-packed with fun for me and my office acquaintances to search your site the equivalent of 3 times in one week to study the latest guides you have. And of course, I am usually impressed concerning the mind-boggling ideas served by you. Certain two facts in this post are clearly the very best we have all ever had.

It’s really getting deep now.  I think the shoes and trousers I’m wearing are ruined.

Combinations

very nice blog.http://www.(redacted).net

Flattery plus commerce.

i really appreciate your working style writing style of the article is really exceptional.http://www.(redacted).com

Engrish plus obvious commerce.

I think this is one of the most vital info for me. And i’m glad reading your article. But want to remark on few general things, The site style is perfect, the articles is really excellent : D. Good job, cheers

Engrish plus Flattery.  Plus Banana Nut Muffins.  (smile)

The Lonely Hearts

 I simply wished to thank you very much once again. I am not sure the things that I might have used without these tips revealed by you concerning my theme. Certainly was a very depressing problem for me, but considering this specialized technique you processed that took me to cry with delight. Now i’m thankful for this guidance and as well , hope that you recognize what a powerful job that you are carrying out educating most people thru your webpage. I am sure you have never met all of us.

Glad TAH helped, “Della”.  Come back if you get down again and click a few ads; that will help.  (Well, it’ll help Jonn anyway.)  But if the problem persists, you should probably seek professional help.

The Bogus Trackbacks

hilarious videos…

[…]This ain’t Hell, but you can see it from here » Blog Archive » Another Phony Warrior Exposed…in the White House[…]…

Thanks, but there’s enough comedy in real life.  And in reading the spam.

tuyen dung…

[…]This ain’t Hell, but you can see it from here » Blog Archive » Another Phony Warrior Exposed…in the White House[…]…

Uh . . . no, not going there.  (smile)

YouLikeHits Bot free…

[…]This ain’t Hell, but you can see it from here » Blog Archive » Another Phony Warrior Exposed…in the White House[…]…

Yeah, Jonn likes hits too – particularly when they click on the ads.  But I think he prefers people vice spambots.

 

Jonn also gets a few spams starting out “I don’t even know how I ended up here”.    Well, I have to admit I don’t either – unless it was that little thing called the Internet, dearie.  (smile)

We also usually have a few spams from a European sex-dating site or two.    But I didn’t see any of those this morning, so I guess Jonn must have already deleted those.  Or maybe he’s being selfish and hoarding those links.  (smile)

Category: Pointless blather, Who knows