Inanimate objects attack Capitol Hill

| April 10, 2012

I don’t know what kind of journalism this is but I’m sure someone is proud of themselves for dehumanizing the situation. Fox News link;

You have to read three paragraphs into the story before you find out that there was a driver;

Two men ran from car but were captured by police, according to WTOP radio and wire service reports.

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SnafuDude

Was the gun driving?

Virtual Insanity

Without the proper optics, guns can’t see well enough to drive….

Jack

I think the gun was in KIT from Knight Rider.

Jacobite

Typical.

Biermann

@2 Jonn, And the two innocent law abiding citizens.

PintoNag

It’s Zombie Car!

Flagwaver

How much do you want to bet that the two people taken into custody were black? Thus the need to remove any mention of anything that could be construed as racism from the article. If they were white, you know this would immediately be blamed on the Tea Party, though.

Claymore

I think about all the cars that have plunged prior to today that didn’t have guns and wonder why they are forgotten. We should all wear hoodies in support.

OWB

@#8: Was thinking much the same. Funny how that works – had never given any thought to ethnicity/race of bad guys. Default has always been – bad guy, stop him, without regard for whatever sad excuse he might have had. We have been retrained from race neutral into something else these days.

@39: Maybe we should all open carry instead???

OWB

(or @#9)

NHSparky

Well of course, Jonn. Guns are ILLEGAL in the District and nobody would actually posess one, right? Therefore, the gun jacked the evil SUV with the poor innocent “yutes” inside and drove into the pool.

Jack

I am sure they took the time to register that firearm, since it would be illegal to have it in Washington D.C. otherwise.

Instinct

Should we light a candle for the car that was hurt because of the evil gun?

Radar

Herbie the Love Bug rides again….

malclave

Darn, KITT and Herbie have already been used.

I’m going to have to go with one of the Autobots from the Transformers came down with PTSD.

DaveO

Are they sure this wasn’t a test run of the Marines’ new Amphib?

UpNorth

There’s nothing left but for all of us to wear our hoodies tomorrow, at noon, in memory of that poor BMW that met an untimely end, merely going to the store to pick up a drink and some candy.

UpNorth

OH, and wouldn’t you know it, the car was white.

Bubblehead Ray

Yeah UpNorth, but the gun was black so….