How to be a POS hippie and get college credit to boot
Pons sent us this link to an article from the Associated Press that tells us what the “institutions of higher learning” think is important these days;
Thirty-two undergraduate students are enrolled at Roosevelt University’s “Occupy Everywhere” class. It’s a three-credit political science course that looks at the movement that started last summer near New York City’s Wall Street and spread nationwide.
I’m sure there will be sessions to help them adapt to living with various vermin, their sexual habits, eating sewage and getting pepper-sprayed. This is the most insignificant and directionless event in recent memory, if not American History, but like the antiwar movement of the 60s the filthy hippie scum have to make themselves feel like they’ve done something historic, even if history only remembers it as historically pointless.
huh
there’s a self licking ice cream cone if i ever saw one.
1. Occupiers claim that they can’t get jobs even with fancy degrees.
2. Occupiers upset because of mounting debt from school loans
3. Schools give class credit for occupiers
No wonder they can’t get jobs.
If they took macro economics at 8am like I had to (only time my university offered it) they could understand the economy in a real way not some pie in the sky ideal.
Hey, they got to bring up their GPA to remain in academic good standing SOMEHOW, because actual WORK is just too friggin hard.
I wonder if they offer a corresponding Tea Party version of the class.
Oh sit down and shut up ya idiot.
It’s a three-credit political science course that looks at the movement that started last summer
Would that be the bowel movement on the cop car?
3 credits to study why alleged adults aren’t yet potty trained. Shouldn’t this be in Anthropology instead of Poli Sci?
No, we need them to keep at this. The more they study useless crap the less time they take to get organized.
The American public has had enough of their Marxist crap, their wacky version of history and their mooching. We need them to be *more* like themselves and stop hiding it. Hollywood and the media tried and *failed* to hide the ugliness of the Occupy Movement. Let’s seem them cover this up. Hell, someone get the class syllabus and post it online! Show the world their duchebaggery.
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