Oh, noes…another lawsuit

| January 12, 2012

Fat ass lyin' fuck

POW Network writes to warn us that fatass Mikey “The Tub” Frisoli is on the legal war path;

DEAR SIR OR MADAM,

THIS SHALL SERVE AS FORMAL NOTICE THAT YOU HAVE POSTED INFORMATION WHICH IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT AS WELL AS PROVIDED IMAGES OF MY CLIENT MICHAEL P. FRISOLI. NOTICE IS GIVEN THAT SHOULD THIS SITE CONTINUE TO POST THE INFORMATION ABOUT MY CLIENT I WILL FILE SUIT AGAINST YOU AND YOUR ORGANIZATION FOR LIABLE AND SLANDER. YOU HAVE TEN DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THIS CORRESPONDENCE TO REMOVE THE INFORMATION REGARDING MR. FRISOLI OR I WILL FILE CIVIL ACTIONS IN THE WORCESTER SUPERIOR COURT AS DIRECTED BY MY CLIENT.
MY CLIENT IS AWARE THAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE BEEN AWARE OF THE FULL CIRCUMSTANCES OF THE CASE OR THE PENDING APPEAL OR ITS OUTCOME. GIVEN THIS FACT AND THE NATURE OF YOUR ORGANIZATION AND MR. FRISOLI’S MANY YEARS OF HONORABLE SERVICE AS A UNITED STATES MARINE HE HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO PROVIDE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE THE INFORMATION REMOVED FROM THE INTERNET.
PLEASE FORWARD YOUR RESPONSE VIA EMAIL TO MY OFFICE WITHIN THE ALLOTTED TIME. YOUR KIND ATTENTION AND ANTICIPATED COOPERATION IN THIS MATTER IS GREATLY APPRECIATED.
RESPECTFULLY, BARRY GOLDMAN
GOLDMAN, SARNO, AND SACHS
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
178 STATE ST.
BOSTON MA. 02112

You can Google your ass off, but you won’t find the law office. And the lawyer’s name is Barry Goldman, but the email is from a John Smith. And the law office is so cheap that they can’t get their own domain for email; <;goldmansarnolaw@yahoo.com>. Even I got free email domains with my blog.

I’m pretty sure that a lawyer would REALLY want to deal with a prospective target in the real world rather than in email. And ALL CAPS? Really? And this is that physical address, says Google Earth;

It’s no wonder that Frisoli knows the address, though.

This the information that is misleading at POW Network; it’s all links to newspaper articles. I guess it’s easier to try and frighten us little guys than to take on the mighty media, huh?

Frisoli, tell your lawyer that the line for lawsuits against TAH forms every Tuesday morning at the Mineral County courthouse at 9am sharp. Get there early. And there’s no Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks in Keyser, WV, so bring your own munchies.

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Fresh Outta' Benning

John, you never cease to make my morning THAT much better. Nearly lost my coffee over the “Dunkin Donuts” bit.

Old Trooper

When I read the words “MY CLIENT I WILL FILE SUIT AGAINST YOU AND YOUR ORGANIZATION FOR LIABLE AND SLANDER.”, I knew it wasn’t a real lawyer, because as Susan and TSO have explained many times; it’s one or the other, not both.

Doc Bailey

Liable is print. But to my knowledge POWnet has not openly spoken about this issue, in any forum. By “spoken” I mean with voice. Which is a prerequisite for Slander.

Also when information is factually correct it is not liable or slander.

TSO

@2, yeah.
No way this person is a lawyer.
Notice the lack of a phone # too, I would like that if it was on the rest, because I would like to do a little cease and desist action of my own.

LL

It’s “libel” not “liable.” Dictionary.com should clear that up for Mr. Goldman.

Old Tanker

Correct me if I’m wrong….isn’t the spelling “libel”?

Liable is a legal responsibility
Libel is written defamation

Old Tanker

I see LL had the same thought 😉

Scott

“GOLDMAN, SARNO, AND SACHS”

Jesus fatty, why not just sign it “Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.” Dumbass.

Abnmdc

Mikey “The Tub” Frisoli? would it not be more appropriate to call him Mikey “beached whale” Frisoli?

Dave Thul

On any given day, TAH is liable to commit libel.

Steadfast&Loyal

I woke up this morning and my wife’s cat had pissed in my shoes.

Then I see this….my life aint’so bad.

TopGoz

Even if he were a real Former Marine, working legitimately for Toys for Tots, when he wears the uniform he is required, by regulations, to conform to USMC grooming standards including height/weight and body fat. Clearly, unless he’s 8 feet tall he does not meet the weight limits.

Amy

Still wondering why they make uniforms that big. Shouldn’t they stop at a certain size and if you’re bigger than that you’re SOL?

The Sniper

Fer Chrisakes, people, am I the only one who noticed the firm was Goldman/Sachs?

Steadfast&Loyal

I am too worried about that safety of others.

Fatty will kill someone with that belt buckle. he is exceeding the tensile strength on that thing. Might pop off and smack someone.

AW1 Tim

In his case, I surprised it wasn’t Goddamn/Grocery/Sacks.

teddy996

@ 15- forget about the buckle. Last time I saw a length of braided nylon that long, it was tying a ship to a pier.

Steadfast&Loyal

@17 You ruined my keyboard when I spit coffee on it.

NHSparky

Hey, Frisoli? Familiar with this line?

“…to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

You oughta be, ya fat fuck. I’m surprised some guy off of Gloucester hasn’t stuck your blowhole yet and dragged you in.

faboutlaws

In addition to the other defects in the letter, no attorney would ever send a letter with all caps. And one would normally send a notice letter addressed to “Sir or Madam”. If you are going to notify someone of a lawsuit, you need to put in a name. In most places, no notice is required to file suit unless the attorney is perfecting his attorneys lien on the proceeds of the suit. This guy is just trying to scare and doing a piss poor job of it. And the guy is probably guilty of the unauthorized practice of law, a misdemeanor in most places.

UpNorth

Sniper, I noticed that right away. This is comedy gold, man.

Marine_7002

I didn’t know that Omar the Tentmaker was under contract to the Corps for making or tailoring dress blues.

Redacted1775

I think that’s two Dress Blues jackets sewn together. Maybe three.

Yat Yas 1833

That thing has to be custom made. My blouse is a 46″ that they had to take in a bit and I was told they didn’t come that much bigger.

You could use that blouse as a drogue ‘chute for the SR71 Blackbird and stop the plane in about 6 feet!?

melony

sheesh…who ever his transcriber is didn’t do a good job…no punctuation? wthever.

Doc Bailey

Hey can we respond back that we are counter suing for Infinity bajillion dollars for being a Lard ass faker?

Blanka

The correct spelling is libel.

TPM

MY CLIENT IS AWARE THAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE BEEN AWARE

I may be a math geek, but that sure seems like a sloppy statement.

groundpounder65

Yeah im pretty sure thats not a belt but is a tow strap off of an m1151 hmmwv

Matthew

Oh, and the oh-so-intelligent attorney doesn’t know “liable” from “libel.”