Steve Jordan; the irony of a midget stolen valor investigator
I get emails about this dweeb almost everyday. You remember Steve Jordan, right? The little prick who calls himself “Snake Eyes” who TSO wrote about a few months back. Well, now it seems he’s taken to busting phony soldiers on his Facebook profile. I guess the old playground taunt “it takes one to know one” is true.
For whatever good it will do, 1490 people have signed the petition to arrest and prosecute Steve Jordan. No one has been able to find a military record on this POS, but apparently he’s saved a lot of money from living in his mom’s basement to buy everything he needs for his fantasies. Well, and it probably helps that he only needs to buy children sizes.
Category: Phony soldiers
You got the story from the Onion; right?
It’s either a very sick joke, or I have crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
she looks REALLY scared
Yeah, after looking at his facebook page there is no way in hell this guy is serious. He’s either very retarded or this is an epic troll.
Maybe I’ve just spent too much time on line lately, but it seems like he’s doing all of this just to piss off everyone.
Please tell me this is a joke. Oh God, please let this be some very bad joke.
Looks like Snake Eyes found himself a Bangkok Surprise.
(The Adam’s Apple is usually the tip-off.)
I thought he was supposed to be gay. Whats with the hot chick?
Wait wasn’t he a supper ninja? So not only is he SF but he’s also a CID agent.
Doc,
Look closely……. I don’t think that that “chick” is a chick.
Oh dear God. Adam’s apple AND calves.
Went to shithead’s FB page. His entire vocabulary seems to consist of “come at me, bro”. Wow, what a MAN…..
Maybe that’s why super CID/SF/Ranger man is holding the “chick” the way he is, he doesn’t want to get too close to the package?
Mutually Beneficial Arrangements. Discount on Asian Twinks.
What would snakeyes do? What a tard.
Run… run fast! Over the years I’ve learned, that an ass whipping is the only answer. However, many are afraid due to our criminal justice (punk cops) system, and justice will not prevail. I say, do what is right… and remember… We are a minority and demand minority rights! Demand justice for our fallen who, truly did what the criminals claim!
I’ve been debating Creating a youtube video to detail all the ways one can spot a fake, with common mistakes.
Hmmm is that a chick. . . good question, she certainly has an androgynous face. Have to see another angle. I’m assuming this is for a costume party.
I’m not seeing any adams apple or anything ‘unusual’ about the lady. Looks like any other female to me.
Except she looks frightened. It could be the creepy dude with a pedo-smile with his filthy hands all over….well whatever the hell that is.
Guys have fun laughing at this. Someone in the comments section of his FB profile found it.
http://www.njairsoftleague.com/forums/index.php?%2Fuser%2F164-snakeeyes1%2F
well he says he’s a poser right in his profile…not much hiding going on here
One reason she may be scared – she looks like she’s 16… maybe. She’s wondering WTF she’s got into – or about to get into.
He looks familiar….Didn’t this guy die when he fell into the fires of Mt Doom at the end of Lord of the Rings?
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This Jordan Guy is an odd cat. He’s somehow tied to Silent Wind of Doom Dojo, which I posted a thing on http://doodiepants.com/2011/12/18/yall-need-need-some-bodyguardin/ They “like” him on FB and seem oddly similar.
WTF this asshat has a obviously PS picture of him in a Boy Scout uniform with an Eagle Scout badge on it. This guy is such a poser and a douche
Its a fake, Someone has assumed the role of Snake Eyes to piss off the masses. The real Steve is not smart enough to be as epic an internet troll as this profile is. This profile was made for satire. The real Steve is long gone or is in his moms basement dreaming up new cosplay outfits for the next comicon.
Sack up and come at me on my web page, unless yer skeered!
he;s a troll , ive commented on his pics and cuss his ass out and he just comes back with stupid remarks , i think he just wants attn and obviously this muther fucker aint got no real life.