Your 2011 Jesse MacBeth Stolen Valor Tournament Winner: Micheal Patrick McManus
That’s right, the BG in the CIA won the whole thing, proving him to be the biggest loser of the year.
And for those interested, he won by 37 votes with over 1,500 recorded.
Category: Politics
I’m suing for a recount! There’s gotta be some Soup votes in the trunk of someone’s car somewhere, or some hanging chads on Duster votes! And what about ObamaGirl’s deleted posts? Voter intimidation!!!1!1!!
YEAH! Ballduster FTW!
The New Black Panther Party supported Ballduster. ACORN supporthed Ballduster. Obama stumped for Ballduster. Biden called Ballduster his personal hero. The Gay, Transgender, and Lesbian Alliance made Ballduster its poster boy. Half of Mexico voted for Ballduster and the other half didn’t vote at all. The DOJ was at the courthouse door this morning, ready to file suit if Soup had won…
How could a gay, Buddhist, Brigadier General, CIA opererative NOT win?
Yeah, he won–now he’s the most special child on the short bus.
How could anyone NOT vote for someone who has ‘seen the elephant’?
Excellent tournament. Well-played by all. Look forward to the next one.
Soup has announced that he will not concede. He’s sure he carried 54 of 57 states, and demands the SCOTUS give him the win.
Yes, AP, I guess it’s time to say thank you. Despite my disappointment in the finalists, the contest was absolutely terrific. From the write-ups, to the photoshop work, to the brackets, and, of course, the many comments that were a laugh riot, the whole deal was oustanding. Thank you one and all.
C’mon where is insipid when you need him to argue for hanging Chads for Soupy?
Insipid was Ballduster, Melle!
I demand endless recounts until alternate results are found…somehow Willie the Pimp was robbed!
Dammit I’m going to take this to the SCOUTS. SOUPY SHOULD HAVE WON. Obviously Ball Duster had a W. Stagity.
(ok lol that was funny, but really, I do wish soupy had won)
NOW. Again. What does he get? Aside from a swift kick in the ass.
Oh crap … my buddy soup is still a loser!!!
In recognition of Soup, I’m going to call the Air Force Uniform Board and demand that they allow members to wear desert boots with SDBs.
SOOOOUP!
As a member of the voting board of This Ain’t Hell, I would like to extend my congratulations to Ballduster. Your sheer douchebaggery has set a standard for future candidates that will be hard to meet. I wish you a long life forever marred by the fact that yes, you are that guy.
I swear we need a like button for the comments.. Some of your comments have been HILarious for this contest.
This dude is terrible.
I too demand a recount in favor of Soupy…he created the biggest shitstorm the sane/military world has ever seen. Even though Ballduster is up there (look at how close it was!), I say kick this assclown to the curb and put Soupy in his stead.
“I say kick this assclown to the curb and put Soupy in his stead.”
Ah, a soup d’etat.