The TAH “shoot a hippie” challenge

| October 6, 2011

As most of you probably know, this weekend is going to be a busy one for the hippies across the country as they try to to garner support for the hippies making a general nuissance of themselves in NYC. In towns like DC, Indianapolis, Chicago, etc…they plan to spread their cancer. Well, we sure would love it if you can make it to the protests and take pictures (no not shoot them with a gun…for some reason, it’s still illegal to shoot hippies with guns).

So take your cameras and your phones out to the local protest and send the pictures of outrageous signs and filthy, dirty hippies (cleavage is always appreciated, too, if you can find some among the bean-sprout eating crowds) to me at jonn(at)thisainthell(dot)us and I’ll put your pictures up as soon as I recieve them.

I know there are a bunch of you in DC right now…so go over to Freedom Plaza during your lunch today and shoot us some hippies.

Category: I hate hippies

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CI Roller Dude

I have to say that I was a “cultural trainer” as a cop…but I still hate hippies.

Sponge

Just be careful with the cleavage shots. Much like the up skirt shots, these can land you in some hot water. Just don’t make it obvious, I guess.

Helpful tip of the day, maybe?

Claymore

They’re going to be at Woodruff Park here in ATL this Friday at 6pm.

bman

not many hippies out here in Ashland, Ks.

Dave Thul

Will try to get some of the hippies in MN tomorrow, but here’s a question-what’s the correct camoflauge pattern for a modern day hippie rally?

LostBoys
B'emet Or

Is there a master list of meeting places for teh smelly hippehs?

I want to know where they’ll be in SoCal………

and why on earth would you want to look at smelly hippeh boobies? dudes…….

NHSparky

While they’re protesting, I just found out I’ll be working through the weekend. On nights. You want a job, you worthless fucksticks? Put up or shut the fuck up.

Doc Bailey

Sorry boss I’m stuck here in Morgantown. Besides I may on;t be able to stand a few mins, before need to strangle would be too great.

2-17AirCav

Hippie Checklist: Circa 1968

Bellbottom jeans. Tie-dyed tee shirt.VW busses and beetles. Flower Power. Peace Signs. Say “Groovy” 1000 times an hour. Say ‘outtasight’ 500 times an hour. Dirty straggly hair for men. Dirty straggly hair for women. Footwear: none or sandals (no socks!). Underwear: none (watch the zipper!). See a police officer, shout “Pig!” Tear gas wafting through the air. Joan Baez. Donovan. Acid. Zen. Communes. Pot.

teddy996

What’s the gig line standard on a rope belt and tie-dye shirt?

Cedo Alteram

#10 They have added fish(the band) and an occasional Dave Mathews’ Band T-shirts(which is so true).

All I can think about is Sean Penn in Team America “its the corporations, and they’re all like corporationy…”

Leonie Alemann

Occupy Buffalo (NY) happened today. There were THREE demonstrators, and only two would even tell the local paper their names.

This is the Rust Belt: we ‘ve been living in the depths of the Democrat/Liberal economic depression for thirty years. That’s why there are so many people who are FROM Western New York: they all had to leave to make a living.

Doc Bailey

“MATT DAMON!”

#12: Side note, you ever notice how corporate Hollywood is despite obviously hating all corporations?

Cedo Alteram

That movie still kills me.

B Woodman

Went yesterday (Thursday) afternoon after work to the one in SLC Pioneer park. A small handful there with tents,maybe 2 dozen tops. Only had my cell phone camera, so took only two pictures.
I got into a conversation with a small knot of people, expecting to be very confrontational. Not so. Very polite, with views similar to my own (TEA Party), they just didn’t know it yet.
All in all, THIS is/was the real “Occupy America”, not those phony hippie Libturds and their Union supporters at Wall Street.