Bin Laden on Biden: Meh.

| May 13, 2011

According to the UK’s Telegraph, intelligence gathered from the bin Laden compound indicates that the terror master didn’t think Vice President Joe “Bite Me” Biden was worth the cost of a bullet;

According to ProPublica, the Obama administration is briefing that Barack Obama was bin Laden’s the “top target” (no surprise there) while “military chiefs like the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the defense secretary” were also major scalps.

But Joe Biden’s scalp (hair plugs and all)? Apparently, not so much. A counterterrorism official said: “There is a note indicating that the vice president is not an important target because that position has less weight.”

Not to mention that if Obama were killed, Bite Me could do more damage to the country than a thousand 9-11s within weeks in office. Have I mentioned that Bite Me has been consistently wrong on every single major policy issue over his decades in Congress? The Homer Simpson VP.

Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden, Terror War

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DaveO

Well this sucks. I have the same opinion of Biden as OBL.

PintoNag

You know, you’d have to wonder what it would do to your morale to be the VP and not be considered important enough to be a target?

freebirdnavybrat

now that’s funny

DaveO

#2 PN,

That would require consciousness, not stream of consciousness. “President Biden” is the #1 insurance against a Clinton taking out Obama.